Scott Schmidt

@realMAGAForce 🙏🏻🙏🏽

My 10 hr workday is over! Went fast which is always good. Guess what? So far no side effects from this medication, less that 48 hours since the start, crossing my fingers! 🤞 Now time to cook for my little guy, then I can rest. How was your day? I missed you all today! - Sara ❤️

@miles_commodore When it got cold.

It was global warming when I was a kid, when did it switch to climate change?

@CarlHigbie @USAF_Veteran57 Works for me.

Option for ICE riots. Just saying.

@SenRandPaul @grmpa93 Gee, I don’t know SENATOR!!!

It’s certainly in the best interest of our great nation to pass the SAVE America Act and the No Tax Dollars for Terrorists Act. Why are they both collecting dust on a desk somewhere?

@Vogel12Sheila Happy Birthday!

Today I am blessed to have turned 66!! God is so good.

@BamaSaltyMarine In that order?

You only need to remember two things when you follow me! They’re just jokes! I don’t give a shit about your feelings!

@mamacita4life2 🙏🏻🙏🏽

My poor mom took a horrible fall. Can I please get a few prayer warriors to pray for my mom. I’d sincerely appreciate it. Thank you to those that pray for her!

@SaltyMom10 Happy (Belated) Birthday!

Yesterday I celebrated turning 55. I’ve worked hard for the life I have. I cherish my family. I appreciate my real AF friends. And most importantly, I love that I don’t tolerate shitty people, behavior, or treatment. I am not here to try & convince anybody of anything. I’m just me. Older, fatter, wiser, and tired of the bullshit. Cheers to 55 years. 🙌🏼🍷🧂

@333too3 @StevieaB Right? And who was the trainer?

Breed......

@Lissa4Maga What was your Mom’s maiden name? We may be related…😁

😂😂😂

@MikeBales Is this really a thinly disguised blonde joke?

Nobody and I mean nobody went to the center 🤣🔥

@HellRaz0r1776 Ha!

I was making potato soup last night. The recipe called for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

@NCSecession Ha!

I HEREBY PROPOSE WE DROP VOTER ID, AND GO TO VOTER IQ. ONLY TAXPAYERS WITH IQs OF 110 AND OVER MAY VOTE IN ANY FEDERAL ELECTION, BEGINNING 2028.

@TheyCallMeTomO1 Me too.

I've been married 41yrs. Never once have I ever looked for anything in my wife's purse. Many times I'll ask for something and she says "It's in my purse, go ahead and get it". I will always grab her purse, give it to her, and ask her to retrieve that item, then I'll put her purse back. That's me, that's what I do...

The Democrat platform for every candidate, in every race, in every state: TRUMP BAD. ME GOOD.

Texans, TODAY IS THE DAY. Get out and VOTE! Send a fighter to the Senate: Vote KEN PAXTON today! No more RINOs. Time to retire John Cornyn. Real borders. Real values. Real Texas. Paxton for Senate!

This is not a wait-and-see-what-happens exercise; this is do-or-die! The time is NOW to get Ken elected! Get off your butts and go to the polls on Tuesday! You have a dead seat in DC. Give it to the man who will serve you mightily—Ken Paxton! Make it happen for Paxton and he will make it happen for you! The traditional values of Texas are under attack. Ken Paxton will preserve them and lead the Great Lone Star State into a prosperous booming future with Trump’s historically unmatched endorsement supporting him every step of the way!

@SteveLovesAmmo The trick is knowing which is which…😁

If you see a Democrat male with a fanny pack, he is carrying tampons. If you see a Conservative male with a fanny pack, he is carrying a gun. Hope that clears this up.

@kelly_ques Is there a third option?

Would you choose to live for another 100 years or start over from the beginning?