
Sco’mer “Go Ducks” Simpson
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Sco’mer “Go Ducks” Simpson
@ScomerSimpson
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Absolutely brutal. Almost feel bad for the guy. Side note, who do these shit Portland fans think they are anyways? No one gives af about your ass team that produces no national team players.


Absolutely brutal. Almost feel bad for the guy. Side note, who do these shit Portland fans think they are anyways? No one gives af about your ass team that produces no national team players.








And then Christopher Nolan, the genius, gave us Matt Damon "pew pew"ing with the bow, shooting it rapid-fire like it was a toy for children, while throwing in a strained face because…ACTING.










🚨🏴 Harry Kane: “Once we went 1-0 up, we seemed to just try to hold on… which at this level is not enough to get to a World Cup final”.




BREAKING: House votes 308-117 to make daylight saving time permanent, sending the bill to the Senate.



“There will be no rowing in New York”



I wish Americans would watch this before talking their shit about how "they would dominate soccer if their best athletes didn't play other sports." No American national team has ever come close to this level of fluidity.









