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@AgentP22 @Paisleyguy2 She knew nothing 😂

Imagine donating your hard-earned cash to the SNP thinking you were “saving Scotland” — only to watch the party’s former CEO end up in court accused of embezzling £459,000. What a humiliating state of affairs. news.stv.tv/scotland/peter…

@Ibrahim_alFiqar You ok hun?

The third punishment

@Saint1Mil Clearly not planning an end to hostilities any time soon then. Will this weekend see a resumption? 🤔

Always going to happen with 23 B types on base unfortunately…

@MsBin117 FAFO I guess

Fuck you, fuck this country and fuck anyone who supports this I can't even go to the toilet now. Literally where do I go? I can't use the mens due to risk of being attacked, can't use the disabled because you need a radar key to get in these days Guess I'll piss over parliament

@TedWelford I had a Clio 200 with the cup pack (61 plate) and don’t remember it being as unpleasant as I remember the Up! Perhaps because the Clio was just so competent in other ways. You pays your money…

@ScottishAl90 I’d only use it as a weekend/fun car so could happily live with a firm ride. Personally would *always* rather that than something soft and floaty for my personal car. It also can’t be any worse than the Renaultsport Clio I used to have!

Since owning a base-spec Citigo, I’ve had a newfound appreciation for these cars, and have *really* wanted to own an Up! GTI. Tried VW’s heritage example today in the hope it might somehow put me off the idea. Safe to say it’s done the exact opposite…. what a mega little thing!

@noclador Brazil must have called

RFA Fort Victoria in: 2022: "refit" 2023: docked/ uncrewed 2024: "refit" 2025: docked/ uncrewed 2026: "refit" 2027: planned to return to service if (!) the UK can find a crew for her. Everything the British government touches (e.g. HS2, Ajax, Royal Navy) becomes in a clown show.

@OAlexanderDK Nope War is on again

Translation: “I have a 12:15 tee time Saturday that I’m not missing.”

@dam00r589 @hey_itsmyturn @KobeissiLetter Tomorrow night

@hey_itsmyturn @KobeissiLetter Israel and US will attack Iran tonight

BREAKING: The final draft of the US-Iran agreement has been reached with the mediation of Pakistan, which is expected to be announced within the next few hours, per Iranian State media.

If you realise who this man is and have your own experience of him: my DMs are open. Others (many, now) have reached out before and there are Met officers, barristers and solicitors working on the case. You are safe coming forward.

@benjaminbutter @GMB

Good Morning Britain did nothing after being told it employed a man who solicited explicit photos of a teenage child who he then threatened, and who molested another on air talent. Susanna Reid celebrated that man *after* ITV was told. I invite you to sue me for this post. When you were told privately, repeatedly, of concerns, you were silent and kept him on air. It’s not going away.

Carrie Johnson has said there could be "up to 1,000, if not more" John Worboys victims, as she said she has been contacted by people who believe they were assaulted by the serial rapist. Speaking to Good Morning Britain, Johnson, the wife of former Prime Minister Boris Johnson, recounted her encounter with Worboys and the journey she went through to give evidence against him.

@UncleSamOSINT Because Yookay is broke

I would like to know why the aircraft wasn’t escorted by RAF fighter jets like they have been in the past…

@TedWelford Just looks absolutely vulgar

First drive of the new Cayenne Coupe Electric today. Some rather, ahem, interesting wheel options going on with this Turbo version

@markf_7 @DuncanBannatyne @AndyBurnhamGM 🤡

@DuncanBannatyne @AndyBurnhamGM Imagine being blessed with such success and wealth and still carry such bitterness an intolerance. So sad.

Last week I decided to throw my support behind @AndyBurnhamGM for leadership of the Labour Party and on to PM. But I cannot do that now that I find out he says Transwomen. IE men. Should be allowed to use the ladies toilets. I can never support anyone that does this. Biological Women must have single sex spaces.

@RestoreBritain_ @RupertLowe10 Stupidity Don’t split the vote

Our Makerfield Restore Britain candidate is a very brave British woman who wants the best for the community. Rebecca is not a politician, and has never been involved in politics before - she deserves huge credit for standing up to fight for Makerfield. She’s a local businesswoman who has had enough of watching her area rot away. She's had enough of the national political parties taking areas like Makerfield for granted. So she decided to stop moaning, and do something about it. So she joined Restore Britain, and here we are. This is the type of person we need in politics, locally in Makerfield and nationally in Westminster. If you agree, vote Restore Britain. Vote Rebecca in Makerfield. Support our campaign. We can win this, and cause the biggest shock in British history. If you want to support the campaign, and support Rebecca? Get in touch. Our teams are out all day, every day. Makerfield@restorebritain.org.uk We can do this.

@GriftReport Start here with the deportation list

Swatch shops besieged by young men desperate for £335 ‘garish’ Royal Pop watch collab with Audemars Piguet Chaos erupted at Swatch stores worldwide as huge crowds of young men queued overnight for the new limited-run Royal Pop pocket watches a collaboration between the cheap-and-cheerful Swatch brand and luxury giant Audemars Piguet. Police dogs were deployed in Battersea Power Station, chairs were thrown in Manchester, a dispersal order was issued in Birmingham and tear gas was used in Paris to control the stampedes. Swatch has now suspended sales globally and pulled remaining stock, telling waiting customers there’s “nothing to see here” while awaiting head office instructions. The watches plastic pocket pieces on lanyards rather than wristwatches are already flipping for four times the price on eBay. Columnist Robert Hardman branded the entire frenzy “bizarre” and questioned why anyone would pay £335 for what he called a “clunky bioceramic pendant with a clock on it.”

@AirAssets Crossing the Atlantic again?

More raptors taking off

@BarakRavid @nadhimzahawi Gotta wait for markets to close

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷Trump told reporters on Monday evening that the Arab leaders asked him to put off the attack on Iran "for two or three days". He added that he informed Israel of his decision to give another chance for reaching a deal

@IainDale Fair - but you made me check! 😉

@ScottishAl90 Nope.

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