Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️

@ScribeSalacious

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️@ScribeSalacious·12 May

NEW MEDIUM STORY Jerome has CP, can't talk, and is confined to a wheelchair. Donna, his cute neighbor, just might be willing to take his cherry. But he has to ask her out first. link.medium.com/bgoouyd4Jzb #erotica #Neurodivergent #CP #neighbors #firsttime #wheelchair

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️@ScribeSalacious·1h

An excerpt from my DM's

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🌹❤️‍🔥Adeline (Addie) Myles❤️‍🔥🌹@HonestPassion13

"That man could pin me to the bed (or the table, or the wall, or anywhere else he wanted) anytime" - an excerpt from my DMs

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️@ScribeSalacious·1h

@AuthLMMountford @FFT1776 She said the uk, not all of europe.

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L.M. Mountford@AuthLMMountford·5h

@FFT1776 It actually will, the lose of European bases will mean major cost inceases for the US, noever mind the billions it will cost to move the men from them back to american bases.

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Sherri Unfiltered™@FFT1776·12h

That’ll hurt 🙄

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@AuthLMMountford @SaulStaniforth Rockets are not misskes. Rockets are dumb. You shoot them and yhey follow a trajectory. Mlssiles are smart, they can follow a pre program route? Have their route changed?Mid flight and moore, rockets and missiles are not the same thing

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L.M. Mountford@AuthLMMountford·1h

@ScribeSalacious @SaulStaniforth I said for almost a 100 years. And in WW1, Britian Endured bombing from germany from 1915, in WW2 we had the blitz and V2 rocket bombs, and through out the Coldwar britian lived in dread of the 4 minute warning nuclear strike. Iran isn't on the scale of any of that.

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Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforth·8h

The scum: "Britain could have just 20 minutes to react if Iran ever manages to launch a missile targeting the UK" 20 minutes is the new 45 minutes, I guess.

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️@ScribeSalacious·1h

@AuthLMMountford @SaulStaniforth What misdiles had intercontinential reach in 1926. Hell Getmanys ROCKETS could barely reach the UK in the 40's.

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L.M. Mountford@AuthLMMountford·4h

@SaulStaniforth We've lived with the knowledge missiles could be launched at us for almost a 100 years, you weren't bothered when Russia could do it, why is Iran's inferior missiles so scary?

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️@ScribeSalacious·11h

@_p_rittenhouse Cover the oven rack in foil. Problem solved.

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p_rittenhouse 💬@_p_rittenhouse·16h

Why don't they make cookie sheets that fill the entire oven rack? Enough of these small sheets. I want big honkin cookie sheets.

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️@ScribeSalacious·18h

@braves2430 The last row. Prefer the two seats to myself.

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Chad@braves2430·21h

Where you sitting? 💯

HAWK@HawkEmDownChris

What’s your seat?

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@messedupfoods Chilis once setved me a RAW chicken sandwich. Someone just let the chicken patty defrostvand put it on a bun. My drink was comped. My party if 20+ was ready to leave b4 I got my sandwich. Another person got saminella from a ceaser salad. O/10 Will never go back.

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@bkwhufc Mag dump seems appropriate.

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@PKPatchworks Jimmy Hoffa

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PK Patchworks@PKPatchworks·1d

Found an old suitcase at a thrift store yesterday. 10 bucks. Super heavy, feels full. Locked with no key. Any guesses as to what's in it?

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@BTCBreadMan Tesla is delivered by trucks. Every product you buy is delivered by trucks. Fuel prices affect everything you buy including electricity.

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Breadman@BTCBreadMan·1d

Driving a Tesla is great because gas prices have literally no effect on your life anymore. Zero. It’s the ultimate freedom.

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@ClownWorld No sidewalk needs rebar. Source the civil engineering firm I work at.

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Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·1d

Contractor pours a brand new sidewalk and finishes the job, then the owner refuses to pay saying there’s no rebar. So the contractor tears it out himself. After putting in the labor, time, and materials, not getting paid isn’t something most people are just going to accept, especially when rebar isn’t even required for most sidewalks

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@notcee_fan If there's id return it. If not thank him and pay off sime bills.

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кєνín@notcee_fan·1d

As a child of god what's your next move?

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@Annabeledhcu Just buy a big dirty hoe.

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simple DIY

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@elainesim28 Its to make sure pmts are applied to yhe correct acct. I used to take cell phone pmts over the phone, and it was a massive isdue to switch a pmt between accts.

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єℓαιηє@elainesim28·1d

Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And if they do, why don't you let them?

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And that explains this sign.

Amber Apinions@fvckerysprinkle

On today’s episode of “what the fuck Florida” This one screams “what the ACTUAL fuck”

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Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️@ScribeSalacious·1d

@Oluchiisxn Dude was Navy. Not army.

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Ada 💞star girl@Oluchiisxn·1d

The best revenge plot ever!

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@DillionHarper A wife. She dies the laundry.

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Dillion Harper@DillionHarper·1d

I hate my washer and dryer what do you have?

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@archaicf0ssil ST The Role Playing Game had a great explanation. The 60's Klingons were hybrids. Human-Klingon. The Klingins did this thinking they hybrids would get human ingenuity and be better at fighting humans. There were also romulan-Klingon hybrids. The exprriment failed.

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