@onlyacactus @Shirinsmit This is probably the best advice on here. Exercise is also a really good one. Do it until it doesn’t feel like work and suddenly you find out you’re happy because you’re well
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@Shirinsmit hobbies are mostly cope and money sinks
just learn, that way there's a chance (still small) you can actually make some money
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@ItIsHoeMath @Countcristo44 They’re all in government currently
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@Countcristo44 I love snakes now
Fill Texas with snakes
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Elephants and trains get all of the credit but snakes are responsible for around 55K fatalities in India every year.
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writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"
no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words
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So let me get this straight, I go to the grocery store and buy … a pound of sliced turkey in a plastic bag, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins in plastic wrap, a store-made salad in a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of mustard and ketchup, but they won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment? 🙄😂
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@AlecLundragon @lueyee And yet you can’t pump your own gas. But you can pump your family members?
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@lueyee Incest is straight up legal in New Jersey. Like, mother-son father-daughter level. Just not marriage.
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Wait, New York and Rhode Island allow avuncular incest? That is disgusting.
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@Lovandfear I was on a mission
to deliver more than feeble truths
You deserved better than today
And so I’ve built this bridge
towards a better tomorrow
Spackle all the gaps
in the walls of reality
Confined to something
more refined
More suitable to your tastes
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“Water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. They are assets that should be included in global economic balance sheets.”
This is not satire. The World Economic Forum wants to monetise breathing.
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@Megapaak @blacknredtext You have to have means to take risks. People with safety nets have greater ability to take risks. This is the struggle just to get to the starting line to make ends meet.
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@blacknredtext It is not mandatory to live that way. You can try to be self-employed. Or join the army. Or be an artist. Or try to move to another country. Be creative and dont be afraid to take risks.
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@NevEngi Makes sense. The Bible itself rails against denominationalism
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キリスト教に改宗したくてもさ、なんか色々どの宗派も小競り合いするじゃん？
もうさ、聖書と讃美歌と詩が生活にあればいいかなって感じになるのよ。
争うために神を信仰しているわけじゃないからさ。
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@DK_Able Everything can be power washed
The things that break under the pressure were too weak to exist anymore anyway.
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Why is it so obvious to me which gender each of the parent candy hearts is. Is it just the position of the elbows. Somebody help
Pattern ⚕@AnotherPattern
A few musings / alternative explanation for how this meme works. Hopefully a new perspective on "generational trauma" Will likely get lost along the way
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@ZubyMusic Systems thinking is something I’d like to think all people are capable of but simply choose not to do out of ignorance or lack of discipline. My time on this earth has steadily decreased that optimistic assumption however.
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I know the resurrection is a fact, and Watergate proved it to me. How?
Because 12 men testified they had seen Jesus raised from the dead, then they proclaimed that truth for 40 years, never once denying it.
Every one was beaten, tortured, stoned and put in prison. They would not have endured that if it weren't true.
Watergate embroiled 12 of the most powerful men in the world-and they couldn't keep a lie for three weeks.
You're telling me 12 apostles could keep a lie for 40 years? Absolutely impossible.
Charles Colson
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@glizzy__goblin_ Yeah because long term post college you’re supposed to marry them
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I’ve come to the conclusion it’s not possible to find a girl worth dating long term post college
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The supposed Christian president praised Allah on Easter while the muslim libtard mayor actually praised Christ
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Happy Easter, New York! Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear. As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth. Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day. Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.
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