sean

2.5K posts

sean banner
sean

sean

@SeanJ0nes

dave matthews band and chill?

fort collins co Katılım Temmuz 2009
453 Takip Edilen234 Takipçiler
Solana
Solana@solana·
suilana
English
867
339
3.2K
624.8K
Jaynit
Jaynit@jaynitx·
>be Palmer Luckey >born 1992, Long Beach, California >homeschooled by mom, dad's a car salesman >build railguns, Tesla coils, lasers in the garage as a teenager >electrocute yourself, burn a gray spot into your own vision cleaning a laser >no regrets >start college courses at 14 >build a six-monitor gaming rig worth tens of thousands of dollars >collect 43 VR headsets by the time you're 18 >largest private collection in the world 2009: >found ModRetro Forums at 17 >turn old game consoles into portable units for fun >work part-time at USC's Mixed Reality Lab designing VR for veterans with PTSD 2012: >build the Oculus Rift prototype in your parents' garage at 19 >drop out of college >John Carmack (Doom creator) demos your headset at E3 >Gabe Newell endorses it >launch Kickstarter asking for $250K >raise $2.4 million 2014: >Mark Zuckerberg shows up >Facebook acquires Oculus for $2 billion >you're 21 years old >Forbes estimates your net worth at $700 million >described as "the face of virtual reality" 2016: >donate $10K to a pro-Trump group >post anti-Hillary memes on Reddit under a pseudonym >get exposed >game developers boycott Oculus >Facebook pressures you to publicly endorse Gary Johnson instead >refuse 2017: >get fired from your own company >Zuckerberg won't say why >negotiate $100 million+ payout for wrongful termination >immediately found Anduril Industries >name it after Aragorn's sword from Lord of the Rings >partner with Peter Thiel >start building autonomous weapons and AI defense systems 2020-2024: >win $1 billion contract with U.S. Special Operations Command >drones deployed to Ukraine >revenue doubles to $1 billion >take over Microsoft's $22 billion military headset contract >Pentagon can't stop writing you checks 2022: >build a VR headset that literally kills you if you die in-game >inspired by Sword Art Online >three explosive charges aimed at your forehead >call it "office art" >"it won't be the last" 2025: >Anduril valued at $30.5 billion >announce plans to build Arsenal-1 >5 million square foot weapons factory in Ohio >autonomous fighter jets, missiles, torpedoes >China sanctions you personally >net worth hits $3.5 billion >pay yourself $100K salary >still wearing Hawaiian shirts and flip-flops to Pentagon meetings >own a submarine, helicopters, and a PT boat >keep one of the world's largest video game collections underground >married a woman who sews historically accurate Tudor costumes >won first place at Texas Renaissance Festival dressed as Henry VIII >Sword Art Online author drew your wedding gift from garage tinkerer to youngest self-made billionaire to America's most important defense contractor all while looking like he's headed to a beach party
Jaynit tweet media
English
1.2K
5K
50.8K
3.5M
Colt Stone
Colt Stone@TheColtStone·
@cheetah Come to Denver, we need a receiver that can get separation
Colt Stone tweet media
English
22
0
11
12.6K
Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
In China, driverless delivery vans have become a total meme, they plow through crumbling roads, fresh concrete, motorcycles, anything. Nothing stops them.
English
2.4K
12.5K
131.8K
6.1M
aka
aka@akafaceUS·
BREAKING: The former brother in law of Renee Nicole Good says she should not have been involved in the situation that led to her death in Minneapolis. Speaking to Daily Mail, Joseph Macklin said Good was a mother of three and believed she had no reason to be present. He said the incident had nothing to do with her and that she should have stayed out of it, adding that she should have minded her own business. Joseph is the brother of Tim Macklin Jr., who died in 2023. Good shared a six year old son with him. According to Joseph, her two other children from a previous relationship are currently in the custody of their father. The family has also heard from Tim Macklin Jr.’s father, Timmy Ray Macklin Sr., who described Good as outgoing and kind, even if he did not always agree with her choices. He said the loss is devastating and emphasized his commitment to being there for his grandson, saying he will travel anywhere necessary to care for him.
English
17
22
144
33.6K
BrilliantlyDumb
BrilliantlyDumb@RobbyBerger·
Forgotten infielders, I’ll start- Ian Kinsler.
English
3.7K
75
4.8K
976.5K
Kirk Minihane
Kirk Minihane@kirkmin·
Last thing and I’m gone for a while: There will be people gloating over this, and that’s plenty fair. I make fun of everyone, can’t expect to be treated any different. The tweet below isn’t for sympathy, just an update. That’s all.
Kirk Minihane@kirkmin

I’m taking some time off from the show - it’s been a really tough last few months and I need to step away. About as low as I can remember, but I’ll be OK. No idea when I’ll be back. As always, it’s OK to ask for help when you need it, and you’re not alone.

English
305
43
3.3K
1.7M
sean
sean@SeanJ0nes·
@GregJennings Damn I gotta go watch the video, it’s been too long
English
0
0
1
176
sean
sean@SeanJ0nes·
@DK_Assist Sean Maye or Drake Maye
English
0
0
0
32
DraftKings Support
DraftKings Support@DK_Assist·
Like and reply to this tweet. Maye be nothing. Maye not. 👀
English
3.6K
312
8.3K
552.9K
sean
sean@SeanJ0nes·
@cirdec_187 @heykayadams @FDSportsbook And if my aunt had a nutsack she would be my uncle, the season doesn’t end today and my aunt doesn’t have a nutsack. What’s your point?
English
0
0
0
53
Kay Adams
Kay Adams@heykayadams·
Chiefs just became the favorite go win the superbowl on @FDSportsbook ..
English
174
40
841
347.2K
FanDuel Sportsbook
FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook·
Daniel Jones today: 🏈 27/44 🏈 294 passing yards 🏈 1 TD 🏈 3 INTs Is it over?
FanDuel Sportsbook tweet media
English
394
19
448
244K
YouTube TV
YouTube TV@YouTubeTV·
Members, when we renew our contracts with network partners, we advocate for fair pricing to offer you the best TV experience. Our contract with Disney has reached its renewal date, and we'll not agree to terms that disadvantage our members while benefiting Disney’s TV products.
English
8.8K
520
5K
18.8M
Kirk Herbstreit
Kirk Herbstreit@KirkHerbstreit·
YouTube TV customers: go to keepmynetworks.com now to get ESPN back so you can watch College GameDay and all of this weekend's CFB matchups on ESPN and ABC.
Kirk Herbstreit tweet media
English
3.4K
342
3.6K
4.3M
sean
sean@SeanJ0nes·
@heckyessica @YouTubeTV It’s not YouTube’s fault. Whatever you do don’t switch to Hulu live, that’s exactly what disney wants.
English
1
0
4
443