Sean Lloyd

@bigphil321 I don't think they're undertakers; you can clearly see it's in the overtaking lane.

@LeicesterNAP Please

Found all seven winners for Cheltenham tomorrow. Tips for day one posted at 10am. Who wants my NAP of the festival TONIGHT? (must be following)

FT | Burnley 1 - 2 Mansfield Embarrassment all round. GiF reviews👇 #TwitterClarets

“Take your mask off, you wanker.” One of the best clips ever recorded. A lone Englishman stands firm against a mob of masked Muslim foreigners during London’s Al Quds Day protest. He doesn’t flinch, doesn’t apologize, doesn’t retreat. With zero fear, he calls them out: “Go back to where you came from Abdul.” 
“You have no business here.” 
“This is England.” He identifies himself proudly as English while they hide their foreign faces and try to intimidate him. Police hover in the background, but this man holds the line alone. A raw snapshot of what’s happening across the UK. Masses arrive, demand space, wave foreign flags, and act like they own the place. One native Brit says enough. Millions feel the same frustration boiling over. No backing down. If more stood like him, things might change. Share if you’ve had enough.
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@callmeMizuko 27

Brain test.. 99.9% will fail..!!

@Mishi_2210 980

Tell me the number that is biggest then this Only 1 percent will succeed

@Matt_Pinner Adolf

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@JamieSmithSport What a bell end

@TheFigen_ Kevin keegan

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see 2 people holding hands, you're right-brained. What do you see?

What an absolute masterpiece, get it to Christmas number 1🕺🏼 Fly them home for Christmas😎

@elonmuskTN 10

Most brutal way to exit a derby after losing 😂

@UtdMax13_ @Solo_Footy Eto Moses

@Solo_Footy Salah Drogba

Only 2 players have won these Guess them🥶

@willyd145 @Officialtalkbfc Won a treble of points u mug

@Officialtalkbfc Saying he’s not in his head whilst making a shit video about him 😭 Hannibal starts every week for Leeds btw 👍

🎣🎣🎣 good to have the Burnley of old back 😂 #twitterclarets | #UTC | #BurnleyFC

What’s your FC26 squad looking like? Reply with your teams and I’ll send a few of you guys some FC Points to upgrade them ⬇️

🚨 Top 5 MOST USED strikers in FC 26 1) Marmoush 🇪🇬 2) Ekitike 🇫🇷 3) Rashford 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 4) Chiesa 🇮🇹 5) Ayoze 🇪🇸 Whos the best striker you’ve used? 🔥

Looks like my sausage when it’s bobbing around the bath

@TimDYo @reluctantnicko You haven’t got enough fans in ground to cover the pitch 😂😂😂

@reluctantnicko If Rovers are losing in the replayed game then I suggest we flood the pitch, get the game abandoned, and start again. A bit like turning it off and on again on FIFA.

In 1995 Oasis sponsored a local pub team 'The Boltmakers Arms FC' in Keighley. The Adidas kits were made for the squad and even the band members. A number of them have just sold at auction. Liam – £700 Noel – £700 Bonehead – £180 Guigsy – £180 Alan White – £180 1/2

Why are people picking Marmoush? I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even start in gw1.