@RonDeSantis Why are you evil fucks against the most sensible stuff?
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Seattle Slew
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@MarinersSteve Not arroyo dude, bad idea. Montes fine but we do not want to trade this dude I’m telling you.
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It’s been well established that I love George Kirby, but I’m doing this deal in a heartbeat, and you should too imo.
Switch@IISwitchII
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@rockey_racoon @IISwitchII While I agree, the padres won’t move him unless it’s a crazy package. Kirby doesn’t have a ton of years of control left on his contract so he doesn’t have the same value he had in previous years. I think straight up is fair.
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@IISwitchII We should be the ones getting a prospect back for Kirby. We shouldn’t have to sweeten the deal.
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@tisthepamseason You’re replying to the tweet of an insecure 19 year old. That’s why it doesn’t make sense.
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going to the movies is arguably the easiest thing to do by yourself.. you scan your ticket and walk inside. no one is looking at you. the lights are off and you watch a movie. ..? what is so humiliating about that
T#3@tykng_
Going to the movies by yourself is literally a humiliation ritual
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That nasty bitch got her shoes ON this time 💅🏼 checkmate
Jim Adler Yelling on TV in the Middle of Night@beefnoodlefan
@OhioTate Does that nasty bitch got her shoes off again
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@nickysmokess @therealburns3 It’s definitely the dolphins but Chicago is one of the OGs that breeds a natural starving fan base. More of a lovable loser than the dolphins imo. Miami fans kinda suck.
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Just got into a heated argument with @therealburns3 about whose suffered more Bears fans or Dolphins fans.
If you’ve seen your team win a playoff game in your life time you can’t say shit to me.
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@RiaOtero Feel like we could use a series solely on bad hinge lines.
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Guy on Hinge asked me if I was a native San Diegan. I said “No, I am not indigenous to the land, but I was born and raised in San Diego.” He unmatched me.
☁️🧁🤍@ALANlSSS
went from bad to worse
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@miasweitz @PFTCommenter @barstoolsports If “oh shit there’s stickers” was an always sunny reference, this is a huge W.
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I’ve stopped making my own plans… so here’s “Barstool Made Me Do It” , Episode 3 featuring @PFTCommenter
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If the Mariners were to trade George Kirby, the cubs make sense
They badly need rotation help
Matt Shaw & Pedro Ramirez make a ton of sense for Seattle
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@Hfrozex @_FIRSTNAMEJOHN_ @DrewVento It doesn’t come down to looks, really it’s sheer numbers. Dudes swipe on basically everyone. You ever opened a woman’s hinge before? They have hundreds of likes to sift through and a ton of them are degens, it’s overwhelming. I think this method will even out the matches more.
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@_FIRSTNAMEJOHN_ @DrewVento Notice how you can’t say or prove why?
Cope 😂
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AI giving girls their actual looks match is going to cause all sorts of emotional damage.
Dexerto@Dexerto
Hinge's founder has created an AI dating app that's straight out of Black Mirror There are no profiles or matches to swipe through – the AI decides who it thinks you will be compatible with
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Great Black Mirror episode about this called Hang the DJ
Dexerto@Dexerto
Hinge's founder has created an AI dating app that's straight out of Black Mirror There are no profiles or matches to swipe through – the AI decides who it thinks you will be compatible with
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@nickysmokess @stoolsalesguy I mean why should you be back, you’ve proven yourself ten times over to be Nicky No Game.
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I was told Beach House isn't happening because "the girls at the company don't want to do it"
PERFECT @stoolsalesguy I'm sure there's thousands of IG girls that would be lined up to do the show and bring far more drama.
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@_willcompton Not surprising you’d look past rape considering you schlep for Trump too. Open your eyes dude, you’re a better guy than this.
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Absolutely devastating
I can only imagine what this man is going through after all of the work put into getting back
Keep your head up, brother
Conor McGregor@TheNotoriousMMA
My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.
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@VivaLaStool I mean it’s a giant waste of space regardless who comes in.
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Rone has taken it upon himself to do a headcount for the office today, starting with the third floor
“I really feel like I lit a fire under everybody”
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@BenRanieri10 @RyanDivish Those years are maybe the most we should forget.
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Never, EVER forget
Ryan Divish@RyanDivish
Old friend Leonys Martin is here at the park pregame.
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@stoolpresidente We literally told you to fuck off from day 1. You ooze sleaze and nobody wants your stupid face associated with anything to do with our country, Olympics included.
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In 4 years when the World Cup comes around again, I need everyone to remind me not to fall for Big Soccer’s tricks
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I don’t want to hear that the future is bright for American soccer. That they should be proud. That was a disgusting effort. We’re far closer to the bottom than the top. Just not a soccer country
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@stoolpresidente Please don’t ever pay attention again. You jinxed the shit out of us thumping your chest all weekend and posting Trump pics.
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US Soccer is not ready for primetime. I dont wanna be mean but this team is embarrassing. We’re never gonna actually be good at this sport as long as out D tier athletes play it. What a clown show
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It’s brutally unfunny. Uncomfortably so. I don’t care where you are politically, this is terrible.
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️@mmpadellan
This clip, from Larry David's new show "Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness" is one of his FUNNIEST ever. Awesome to have Rob Reiner as George Washington in possibly one of his final on-screen performances. Cameo by Kimmel is chef's kiss. RIP, Rob Reiner.
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@stoolpresidente Oh neat the pedo you voted for, that’s heart warming.
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Alot of people are asking me how this red card got reversed. What happened behind the scenes? Who got it done? Who were my sources that made me confident enough to stake my entire reputation on this Davey Pitch bomb . Well a great journalist never reveals their sources. Sorry #balogun
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