Seb Goldsmith

@declanf Marilyn Mansfield

Guns n’ Rosebud

@collinsadam 🎢?

News from us: we’ve been asked to do another of these. Which suggests lots of people have picked up a copy - thanks! If you haven’t as yet: linktree.com/tfwbook

@itsdanibrown IT WAS YOU!

Oh ffs

We’re proud of you, Trav 💚💛 #Ashes

@clemow_matt A final word, if you will.

Final thought, an Australian line up clearly flying but being willing to drop Nath for a test and all that push back compared to a pigheaded UK team with a koolaid commitment to the bit. They are not up to it

@collinsadam Thanks for your help, that wicket was needed

On cue, he’s out for 159.

Given the state of the game - QLD now into bat-one-bat-big territory - Marnus has the space to get a triple here. Which means he’ll get out shortly, but couldn’t be set up any better for something huge. #SheffieldShield

@lenphil29 Hope they have Tatenda Taibu playing a Finey role after play

the tempur text machine at SEN Bulawayo is getting a work out

Least this will be done before @HYBPA #ENGvIND 🏏

@collinsadam Not sure anyone picked that all to ever be in the same sentence!

This arvo’s cricket: Andy Zaltzman XI v Penshurst Park CC in front of Henry VIII’s old hunting lodge.

@lenphil29 start the jungle drums

@lenphil29 It's fine, all the venues are grass anyway. Gee thanks a lot!

they won't let you reminisce about the 80s at the footy anymore, because of woke

Big day on Twitter for div 3 ressies who would’ve played afl if they never hurt their Achilles in grade 3 who proudly declare they’ve never watched AFLW, to proudly state their expert opinion on the validity of female footballers far more successful than them.

@MatterOfStats Field Hockey 🏑

Can you name any outdoor sport that is improved by rain?

@SamuelPMacD @mattjbkr @strangerous10 Massive fan of that quote and use it all the time. Maybe if the alternative to the 'shit policies' was sold better, more people would be in favour of them. It's almost like that's how democracy works, knock me over with a feather.

Correct, Aus just doubled down on shit policies. Eventually there will be a breaking point. I don’t think you people realise just how hard it’s going to get and just how fragile western civilisation is Happy clappers voting for a bunch of economically illiterate socialists is going to go boom

Far Right Liberal Alex Antic on Rowan Dean’s Sky News RWNJ show says what the “Liberal Party have to do” following their humiliating election loss is “Make The Liberal Party Great Again” so they can “Make Australia Great Again” Looks like they will never learn.🤣🤦‍♂️ #auspol25

@SamuelPMacD @mattjbkr @strangerous10 Guess we found that out last night after the last three years. Incredible.

@mattjbkr @strangerous10 I guess we’ll find out after 3 years of higher inflation, blackouts, and a leftist social agenda. An actual conservative movement rooted in populism is the offspring of this disaster God speed.

Earlier, on the ABC’s election telecast…

Let it be true just for an absolute fucking laugh next weekend. I'm Wannon it to happen....

@kateemac9 @VFL Good thing the @bazman14 tutorial on calling players by jumper numbers last week came in handy 😂

Made my play-by-play debut jumping in last min with Gem today for the Dogs vs Falcs @VFL W clash. Lots of fun. Apologies for the player ID, had T minus 20 mins to “prep”.

@michael__spry @collinsadam Harriet sleeps on Lisbon time

@sebgoldsmith90 @collinsadam With my sleep patterns (or lack thereof), I could float between UK and AUS time commitments

We're starting interviews for this full-time role next week - get in the mix if this is your thing.

@collinsadam Actually @michael__spry and I would happily job share it

@collinsadam Similarly happy to post daily updates of where Lord Sheffield's shield is to fill content requirements....