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Forget sales, forget protests. Manchester united fans can get rid of the glazers in less than 5 games and this is how they can do it. A thread.

@BladeoftheS Yes please daddy

For those not paying attention June is the sunniest month in the UK and July is the warmest. It's going to get a lot hotter.

@utdreport @AyrtonHS96 Good luck when they get a transfer ban

Man City are leading the race to sign Elliot Anderson, with Anderson leaning towards a move to Etihad Stadium. #mufc are unwilling to overpay, or get drawn into protracted negotiations [bbc]

@Bbmorg Suck my dick bob

The hot weather is bringing out all the climate change deniers on X.

🚨🚨| BREAKING: There is now a 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 and 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 expectation that a decision on Manchester City’s 115 cases will be delivered in the coming weeks. [@HandofArsenal]

EXCL: #MCFC have been informed by the independent commission that they have reached a verdict on the #115 charges! Pep was informed by #MCFC that they expect a hefty points deduction and transfer ban which led pep to leave. Announcement in June, With @TheUnitedWire_

@volcaholic1 Keep burning that oil. I'm loving this weather

🚨 Yesterdays new record for the hottest day on record in May has been beaten today. It's been horrible! Climate change deniers aren't missing the facts. They're just too thick for the implications to sink in. As you'll see in the comments..

@centredevils Wanting to play for city tells you everything you need to know about a player. Imo if united, Liverpool or arsenal come in for you then you go to one of those. City legit have no fans. No atmosphere. Can't take fans away to Europe. Terrible club

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Man City are leading the race to sign Elliot Anderson, with Anderson leaning towards a move to Etihad Stadium. Manchester United are unwilling to overpay, or get drawn into protracted negotiations. [BBC]

@Abahjr28 Legit made both goals in the final. Fuck off mate

"Bruno won us the FA cup" FA cup 2023/2024 goal stat: Bruno 2 goals(against Wigan and Newport) Mainoo 2 gaols( against Newport and Mancity) FA cup player of the season-mainoo So who started the agenda that bruno won us the FA? Where did he get that agility ?

5 year ban on transfers and heating it could be as high as a 45 point deduction

@UtdXclusive Don't blame him. Didn't work out for him. It worked out in the end for him.

🚨🗣️ Angel Di Maria on his time at Manchester United & relationship with Louie Van Gaal: "Like I said, I started really well. Everything was perfect. But then suddenly we [him & LVG] started having lots of meetings about all the things I was doing wrong on the pitch. He never showed me what I was doing well, just the negatives, over and over. Eventually I got fed up. Life there was very different. It gets dark really early and then the cold started. Everything kept snowballing. There was also the break-in at my house. When all of that happens; when you are not playing, when things aren't going well for you, when you have problems inside the club, it ends up affecting you a lot. It made me hate being there. I got robbed in Paris too and still stayed for another two or three years, because life there was good. In Manchester, everything just snowballed. I wanted to prioritise my family and that is why I left." [@sistoney67]

@Segunutd7 Anthony picture. You aren't a man united fan. Fuck off

Should've signed for Tottenham instead, the dirty rat 🐀

@metoffice Let's go for a week. I'm loving It. Tan Good food. Swimming pool. Let's drill baby drill

We have provisionally broken the UK record for highest daily minimum temperature in May... again 😮 Temperatures didn't fall below 21.3°C overnight at Kenley Airfield, making it a 'tropical night' (no lower than 20°C). Remarkably, the record was also broken yesterday.

Manchester city have been handed a 5 year transfer ban. You heard it here first

@mufcytp Lol. We will see Fernandes only has to hold out until start of the season and west ham will be shitting themselves.

🔴 UPDATE: West Ham expect the sale of Mateus Fernandes to become a new record fee for a player leaving the Championship. It would surpass Roméo Lavia’s £53m plus add-ons move from Southampton to Chelsea. Big money is anticipated for the 21-year-old. He will not leave for a cut-price fee. [@PaddyKeoghAF]

@DocWhomst Yes because that would show it's happened before you dull cunt

it could hit 30°C in February and stupid motherfuckers will be saying "it was 30°C 20 years ago in July and everyone was fine stop fear mongering"

@TheRetroVay Go watch your one league in 22 years on TV mate.

Too much attention makes a donkey think he’s a lion.

@utdAdams Yes because having medals allows you to lie about someone. We should roll out rhodei Giggs wife too.

They should both sort this out by putting their medals on the table.

I love it when they have to roll out their ‘legends’ 🤣🤣

Most assists in PL this season 21 - Bruno Fernandes . . . 13 - Bruno under Carrick 12 - Rayan Cherki 11 - Bruno from set-pieces 11 - Jarrod Bowen 10 - Bruno from open-play 8 - Erling Haaland 7 - Bruno under Amorim

How come @GNev2 knows EXACTLY how to run Manchester United, but he cant guide Salford out of Division 2 with a large budget? Wierd that!