Kristen!

@vxunderground @AlteredSecurity Yes please! ❤️

Good morning, afternoon, or night. We're continuing giveaways. We're on number ??????? Our friends at @AlteredSecurity hooked us up with 5 vouchers for their Certified Red Team Professional course. See subsequent for course details. If you want to do cool red teaming hacker stuff, leave a comment below. - Winners will be selected randomly in the next 24 hours. - We will DM winners. - If you do not confirm your win in 24 hours a new winner will be selected - If your DMs are closed, you automatically forfeit your prize

I know this isn't new but can we talk about the MS threat actor naming scheme again? It's not just that the scheme itself is ridiculous. Someone consciously chose the most stripper-coded fruit and gems for each one. On purpose.

@WWHackinFest @MalwareJake @sibertor Congratulations!! ❤️

Congrats @sibertor and @MalwareJake !! We are honored to have been able to help with the big day!

@ElsecallerLiz @realcyberpanda I need this!

@realcyberpanda Lol @SecPanda_ 👀👀👀 Wish this was real haha.

The perfect LEGO doesn’t exist..? Just generated my AI-designed LEGO set. I’m obsessed 😍

@alex_lanstein Technical intelligence never displaces the need for good human intelligence collection. A tale as old as metis.

CrowdStrike Falcon agents are imploding right now and causing a Blue Screen of Death boot loop on every endpoint. Reports of massive outages globally. reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/…

@FknBrie @gabsmashh +1 this is the way!!

i have #4 which is honestly stupid because i haven't written any code in forever

A colleagues shared this with me: roadmap.sh/roadmaps What a cool resource for guided learning - both role based and specific skill based ⭐️

“Wanted to let you know that she’s just a little dirty today…” - dog daycare desk lady 😬❤️🐺

Oh hi North Carolina 🌲🌲

I am one again reminding people that if you are creating a Windows 11 installer, use Rufus - You can bypass the RAM, Secure Boot and TPM requirements - You can remove the requirement for a Microsoft account - Disable automatic encryption - Auto-create account and more

Happy to introduce "Pivot Atlas", a digital pivoting handbook for cyber threat intel analysts. I've been working on this as a personal project with the goal of graphing the "pivotability" of threat intel artifacts and providing real-world examples and reference material. (1/2)🧵

Being Busy isn't the same thing as Being Productive

next time your friend goes to the bathroom, grab their phone and use the new memory feature to add some stochastic whimsy and delight to their chatgpt experience

@nixcraft Doors

You can rename #Windows OS. What would you name it? 🤔

Sleep is but a Time Machine to more food…you know what they say - New Day, New Macros 🤤

If you know a woman in infosec who is looking to learn more, please tell them to subscribe to THE Microsoft threat intelligence podcast. We have a fantastic slate of women talking on subjects like mobile malware RE, Incident Response, data science, and more!

MITRE ATT&CK is astrology for security nerds.

@rubysgeekymom @Natha_Sect 100% next year please @Natha_Sect 😊

@SecPanda_ It was!!!!!! @Natha_Sect we need to all meetup some day

#WiCyS2024 so happy I matched my hair with their color scheme. This is an amazing empowering conference that every WiCyS member should experience.