TeacherSeinfeld
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TeacherSeinfeld
@SeinfeldTeacher
It’s not a lie, if you believe it.
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Does anyone know what brand/type of glasses that @PKSubban1 is wearing tonight on ESPN
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@MY_Bruins Diehard and lifelong Bruins fan here. I feel your pain. 😂
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@SeinfeldTeacher I chose to just keep my head in the sand on that. We know it’s true. But I just don’t need to verify it. 😆
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16 for the Habs seems low, doesn’t it?
I would’ve assumed they had 16 against the Bruins alone.
ESPN Insights@ESPNInsights
Ahead of tonight's pivotal clash, Montreal and Buffalo have had VERY different Game 7 experiences 👀 The Canadiens' 16 Game 7 wins are tied with the Bruins for the most all-time, while the Sabres are 1-6 in Game 7s, the second-worst Game 7 win percentage in the NHL.
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@TonyMassarott All jokes aside a Felger/Mazz School of Journalism scholarship would be cool idea. Like $2500 to a high school senior going into journalism? Bet you could even find a sponsor.
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I don’t know why this post got so much traction. I oddly can’t see who reposted it in my notifications. But the saddest thing is that my 6yo asked twice tonight if the front door was locked while I was putting him to bed.
Caroline McCaughey@TheCarolineMc
I often describe Portsmouth, New Hampshire as Mayberry and talk about how we leave our kids’ scooters & bikes on our front porch and nothing gets stolen. That changed last night. This guy with a face covering stole three scooters off our porch. Bubble burst. I’m pissed.
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@Mopar And kids stealing bikes has been going on since the beginning of time. We just didn’t have Ring cameras and social media.
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@Mopar I’m confused….saw this same video posted on Portsmouth Facebook group yesterday. She related to Trevor?
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Sadly, the more "democrat" the town is, the higher the crime rate, and Portsmouth is solid blue.
Caroline McCaughey@TheCarolineMc
I often describe Portsmouth, New Hampshire as Mayberry and talk about how we leave our kids’ scooters & bikes on our front porch and nothing gets stolen. That changed last night. This guy with a face covering stole three scooters off our porch. Bubble burst. I’m pissed.
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@TheCarolineMc I’m confused. Are you related to this guy? Because he actually posted this on the Portsmouth Facebook group claiming it was his home?
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I often describe Portsmouth, New Hampshire as Mayberry and talk about how we leave our kids’ scooters & bikes on our front porch and nothing gets stolen.
That changed last night. This guy with a face covering stole three scooters off our porch.
Bubble burst. I’m pissed.
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@HackswithHaggs Agree it’s going to be a challenging year. Tough division. And if Toronto and Florida bounce back next year, plus Detroit pushing I really don’t see Bruins in the playoffs. But I was wrong this year so who knows. 🤷🏻♂️
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FWIW, the league admits that Benson’s slewfoot on McAvoy, which they simply called a trip, was “dangerous” but no fine or suspension there after he was penalized for it during the game
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The challenges for the start of next Bruins season have already begun
NHL Player Safety@NHLPlayerSafety
Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been suspended for six regular season games for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. nhl.com/video/topic/pl…
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@rmuller343 @DuncanBurnsMA Teachers too. I stand to collect a great pension at 57 plus I can stay on health insurance through my town. It’s a great deal. And my spouse can collect it when I pass. But OP is correct. The taxpayer has to fund any shortfalls in the pension system.
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@DuncanBurnsMA Government parasite pensions? You mean police and fire? You fucking bozo.
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In Massachusetts, your 401k is taxed at 5%, and an added 4% if over the $1.1 million.
Government parasite pensions (defined benefits) are exempt.
Know which state now has ZERO tax on investment income/401k as of 2026?
New Hampshire.
Bloomberg@business
The biggest threat to your retirement savings might be taxes. Here’s how to stay ahead of them. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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@TrumpTruthOnX @grok Mr. President, it’s time to change your diaper.
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.@grok Are you able to tell us what the man in the white cap said that caused President Trump to abruptly grab his cap and leave the conversation?
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@Cryptoboyy_Aji Yes. But I bought years ago. My mortgage is $1500 a month. It would cost me $3500 a month to rent my house. I’m saving $24k a year, no? Over the next 10 years I’ll save $250k.
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the average US mortgage is $250,000 at 7% over 30 years.
total repayment? $598,000.
you borrow $250K and pay back $598K.
$348,000 straight to the bank for nothing.
then you pay to fix up the house.
stuff breaks.
you pay insurance monthly.
property taxes every year.
3–6% in realtor fees when you sell.
and we act like renting is throwing money away.
there is a strong argument for renting.
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@johnref59 @greekmonster77 @BlackAndGold277 And pretty sure the Bruins are holding their own financially.
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@SeinfeldTeacher @greekmonster77 @BlackAndGold277 lol and here we are 2nd round playoffs and they are trending more then the teams in the playoffs!! lol
most lucrative nhl franchise, that their revenue is shared with the loser franchises, like yours, to keep them afloat!!
your welcome!!
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The Bruins still won the Brandon Carlo trade regardless of how the 2026 NHL Draft Lottery turned out.
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@johnref59 @greekmonster77 @BlackAndGold277 Congratulations for trending! Leafs should hang a banner!
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@gerrydee And durable. You don’t need a light stick that flexes like a slinky to kill penalties. However, you do need 4 guys with a stick to have a chance
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@johnref59 @greekmonster77 @BlackAndGold277 I mean, they are the leafs. One of biggest loser franchises in all of sports.
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@greekmonster77 @BlackAndGold277 lol you think the leafs will be this bad for the next 2 years??
honestly, do you?
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@LiveLaughLeafs2 @Stroop_A_Looop @NotLeafsNeedGod 😂The Laughs are one of the all-time loser franchises in sports. They will screw this up like everything else they do.
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@Stroop_A_Looop @NotLeafsNeedGod Better than the 32nd overall pick in the 2028 draft will ever do for you
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Bruins fans are realizing they're absolutely cooked when it comes to winning during Pasta's timeline lmao.
Now they either gotta trade the pick to get some help around him right now or wait until he's like 35 for the pick to make any tangible impact
Don't worry, you got Minten
Ace@AceIn603
The NHL needs to clamp down on conditional draft selections. A basic trade shouldn’t punt a draft pick four seasons later.
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@fled1p @Tru12615263 @CryptoTravelb @historigins Dad was smoker. Had 2 heart attacks about 2 weeks a part some time in the late 90s. He was probably 55 or so? Had 2 separate procedures and a total of 5 stents I think. As I said, he’s 83 and still with us.
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@SeinfeldTeacher @Tru12615263 @CryptoTravelb @historigins Actually needed to read this. My dad had a heart attack two years ago at 58 and now has stents, I’ve been wondering how long they last but I was too afraid to look it up.
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This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack
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@SeinfeldTeacher @MassJumbo Yeah that’s doable, I meant anywhere in NH to Boston proper
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Living in NH and working Mass seems incredible dumb to me bc you have the high NH property taxes while still paying MA income taxes
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@Tru12615263 @CryptoTravelb @historigins My 83 year old dad is still kicking after having 2 heart attacks and 5 stents 30 years ago.
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@CryptoTravelb @historigins You don’t know shit. I have two stents since I was 15 and I’m 30 now
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