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Senator Nutsack

@SenatorNutsack

“I’m sorry Senator Nutsack, it’s time for you to leave” — “And so it is” Sam Hyde Scholar

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Senator Nutsack
Senator Nutsack@SenatorNutsack·
My name is Senator Nutsack, commander of the Nutsacks of the North, general of the Nutsack legions— loyal servant to the true emperor, Adolf Hitler. Father to a shadow-banned account, husband to 259 followers, and I will reclaim my quaint beach house, in this life or the next.
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@NavyStrang Why are they using long range missiles? If they have air superiority then they should just use dumb bombs or laser guided bombs.
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Senator Nutsack@SenatorNutsack·
@alexbronzini Hi, racist homophobe from the other side of the pond here. We accept these changes. Thank you.
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alex bronzini-vender@alexbronzini·
Important tenet of Woke 2: lower the drinking age to 18, raise the driving age to 21.
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Senator Nutsack@SenatorNutsack·
@Thorin Probably nuclear weapons, but I see your point. US players, in a just world, would be treated the same as Russian players, but…
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Thorin@Thorin·
Name an act the USA could undertake that would cause you to call for economic sanctions on them in esports. If you can't then such sanctions are illegitimate and a disgrace.
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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
“College is for networking and landing a lucrative career.” No. College is for broadening your cinematic & literary horizons, being exposed to the best that’s ever been thought or written, going mad with joy in the library and learning what a small person you are in a big world.
Kevin Xu@kevinxu

friend’s kid asked what they should major in college i almost cried what do you even say anymore

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Kick Clips 🎬
Kick Clips 🎬@kick_clips·
Clavicular goes OFF after seeing SNL jestermaxx and impersonate him, saying millennials have NO culture 😭👀 “These people have no culture of their own, really.”
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ib@Indian_Bronson·
We should abolish the TSA and just tell Muslims terrorists that if there’s another 9/11 we nuke Mecca.
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recious pecious
recious pecious@haleyvemealone·
My fav malapropism
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
President Trump today: 3:43 PM ET: "I don't want to do a ceasefire with Iran." 5:13 PM ET: The US is "considering winding down" the war with Iran. What changed over those 90 minutes?
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Maia@maiamindel·
american mass psychosis will result in children's sports games being integrated with phone gambling and prediction markets for "is little jimmy transgender" for complete hobbesian breakdown of the social order
sp6r=underrated@sp6runderrated

To put this into English. MLB wants to further integrate gambling. I'm a non-parent, sports-nut. I would be **very** reluctant to have my kids follow sports giving the promotion of gambling.

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Amerikanets 📉
Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
IF YOU'RE STILL IN LINE (FOR GAS) STAY IN LINE
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NO HOSTS NO MASTERS 🏴&
NO HOSTS NO MASTERS 🏴&@the_corvidae·
it’s funny how “LARPer” has become slang for someone being cynical and insincere when LARP is perhaps one of the most brutally purely sincere and earnest things a person can do
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Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli@MartinShkreli·
the sports betting markets (they're not "prediction" markets) have to be banned. there is no other way.
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Senator Nutsack@SenatorNutsack·
@electionsjoe Been pretty clear since 2019 that this was coming. This is Israel’s last chance for regional hegemony, and the tail wags the dog around here.
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