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@SensibleSchizo

The Antagonist I lie online sometimes My favorite past time; driving the people replying to me insane

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teejay@SensibleSchizo·
Why is the National Debt $38,000,000,000,000 oh
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olive ♡ 🦦@kdotsfavorite·
Zach Cregger may know ball
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Stormslayer -HD Remasters/Gamedev
After over 2 years Little Big Planet servers are set to return online May 4th!! Available on official firmware. Millions of levels will return and servers will be secure and we will once again be free to connect and create together! It bypasses the official server with clever use of a sticker bug. Via @AyeeLBP (download a special level via USB, import it in-game to connect) More details in the comments!
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Bloody Disgusting
Bloody Disgusting@BDisgusting·
Zach Cregger says his RESIDENT EVIL is light on zombies, heavy on T-Virus mutants. He tells @IGN, "This movie doesn’t utilize zombies that much. It’s much more focused on the weird creature stuff than the zombies." "You have this opportunity for the T-Virus to do all these really fascinating things to the human body, and to the world around you, and so to just limit it to zombies feels like a squandered opportunity," Cregger explains. "So I tried to really vary it up."
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teejay
teejay@SensibleSchizo·
@xdadevelopers Can someone make one for the PS4 controller. I don't want to pay $100 for one from japan PLEASE
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XDA@xdadevelopers·
Someone built the PlayStation controller PC dongle that Sony refuses to make bit.ly/4n1czKp
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Nagambe@ARabidWeasel·
@RusGarbageHuman Seems like a waste of powder. Just throw em into the ocean we have seen ample evidence they can't swim
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Russian Garbage Human@RusGarbageHuman·
The r*pes and stabbings would end. Immediately.
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teejay
teejay@SensibleSchizo·
@Babygravy9 Can we seperate the stem cells and just put them in a nasal spray
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RAW EGG NATIONALIST
RAW EGG NATIONALIST@Babygravy9·
This is really cool. Babies with brain damage due to oxygen deprivation during delivery are being treated with breastmilk squirted up their noses. Breast milk contains stem cells and neurotropic factors that can help the brain heal, and delivering it intranasally allows them to reach the brain and nervous system more directly, aiding healing. It's now reckoned the treatment could be used at home, over the long term, to help infants recover from such brain damage. I predict it won't be long before biohackers and esoteric health posters are also squirting breastmilk up their noses...
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Neoliberal Shill🦧
Neoliberal Shill🦧@NeoliberalShell·
You miss the point. The archaic loading mechanism, the weight of the solid wood and steel pistol in your hand, the fireball and the explosion and the understanding that a real weapon is being pointed at you is what makes wax pistol dueling an attractive idea. You’ve always been able to shoot paint balls at your friends but only under very controlled circumstances can you fire a real gun at them.
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₿en Wehrman
₿en Wehrman@benwehrman·
Forbidden history fact of the day: Germany invaded Danzig, Poland in 1939 because they were intentionally forced to do so, in order to save the ethnic Germans still living there from being slaughtered by the Bolsheviks (✡️) in the most horrific ways imaginable. (Raping German women then chopping their breasts off, nailing children to barn doors, all the classics from the Bolshevik Revolution/Holodomor) Between August 10, 1939 and September 6, 1939, the Bolsheviks killed 56,000 German Nationals in the Danzig corridor. Hitler had already done "the right thing" by protesting in writing to the League of Nations (literally dozens of times), to no avail. He and the Germans were left with no choice but to go in and stop the massacres and persecutions on Danzig's ethnic Germans themselves. TLDR: After WW1 and the Treaty of Versailles, Germany was split into two with Poland in between. Atrocities were happening in that small German area, so after numerous attempts to find a political solution, the National Socialists said "Fuck it" and went in to save their people with force.
₿en Wehrman@benwehrman

Today on "World War 2 history you weren't taught in school": Remember Germany's "Invasion of Poland" that kicked off WW2? It turns out, Hitler only wanted the part of Poland that was stolen from Germany after World War 1. The Germans who were stuck living in this region post-WW1 were subject to horrible persecution, literally being murdered by the thousands. The "Invasion of Poland" was a rescue mission. Germany didn't want anything to do with war, especially not with their European brothers. Hitler constantly repeated this in his communications with the countries of Europe (Germany literally airdropped flyers for the British on multiple occasions, telling them there was zero reason to fight when all Germany cared about was fighting Soviet Communism; see the actual flyers attached below). But the Jewish bankers wanted their European genocide, so they pulled the strings behind the scenes as they do, and Britain/France declared war on Germany, using this "Polish Invasion" as the media story (the Jews had already officially declared war on Germany in 1933)

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David Keele 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@WilliamsAgi1 @SusieM414141 Not sure if people want to drink their beverage knowing theirs a magnet at the bottom This can play HAVOC if you have any metal in your teeth or nearby ▪︎ WiFi signal could be affected ▪︎ Credit cards ▪︎ Phone general ▪︎ Allergic reaction if magnets are nickel based
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Suzee Q@SusieM414141·
I just don’t get it. Can somebody smarter than me please explain? Please and thank you!
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teejay@SensibleSchizo·
@planefag Or you could learn to navigate a website instead of demanding it conform to some idea of standard to you.
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planefag@planefag·
These stupid cunts are now claiming that a core feature hidden in a dropdown menu under a nonsensically named button is definitely really totally obvious fuck these people
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@planefag Literally yes.

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Nuclear-Chan (HEMMY BOI ARC)
Nuclear-Chan (HEMMY BOI ARC)@EarthAnd_TheSun·
The DS is probably the most video game console design of all time for someone who doesn't play videogames Like, two screens, 13 buttons, touch screen, pen included, all that just to play mario?
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bittydemon@NureKogaChan·
The scariest part about the UK Mimi shit is now this means they can say "erm, you drew rape porn? You're a rapist" "You killed a cop in GTA? TERRORIST." Y'all love to claim it isn't censorship when it's something you personally don't like. You shouldn't be jailed for fiction.
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teejay
teejay@SensibleSchizo·
@SteadtlerA58435 @UpdatingOnRome Faith always comes last in my priorities in CIV. I'm trying to build a Civilization among savages not waste time on sending missionaries
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Steadtler@SteadtlerA58435·
@UpdatingOnRome I can't play civ since they added religion. Im not against it on principle, but its not well done at all.
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Daily Roman Updates
Daily Roman Updates@UpdatingOnRome·
The Americans converted my entire Empire to Protestantism and I fucking lost.
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𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇
𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇@pr0ud_americans·
🚨 What if both parties went all-in on gerrymandering every single state, maxed out for whichever party controls it? The House would end up with 262 Republican seats to 173 Democratic seats. That’s not spin. It’s the outcome from FiveThirtyEight’s most aggressive redistricting simulation. Republicans control more state governments with multiple districts, and Democratic voters cluster in dense cities — making it easier to “pack” blue votes into fewer districts when the map-drawers want to. Even in a full-throttle, both-sides-do-it scenario, the math delivers a clear national edge. Fair maps matter. Independent redistricting commissions anyone? What do you think fixes this? 🇺🇸
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wondrful rainbow@wondrfulrainbow·
@poster_kun if they wanted The Revenant to be filed under R they should have just titled it Revenant. but they titled it The Revenant. and what letter does The start with?
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Flesh Simulator
Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·
Hey cool now you can explain to me why your counterclaim listed the same address I sent the cease and desist to? You know, the one where you claimed to not be able to recieve legal correspondence
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