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BOOOOOOOM 💣💣💣💣🤯🤯🤯🤯 HANG THIS IN THE RAFTERS !!!

parking sitting in your car for 15 minutes to contemplate killing yourself and then going inside

Twitter will having busting 3 nuts before you even get your day fully started

Farting feel good asf when u don’t got a bitch in ur ear being like ewwwww who farted

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could've said that to a bad bitch

Women will squirt all over you and stop talking to you lol wtf is that

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relatable #bagsecured

The worst pitch invasion attempt of all time

Timeline is nothing but women saying they like anal, this is my super bowl

victoria justice returned to the set of ‘victorious’ for the show’s 16th anniversary today!!

@globalwinnipeg oh. okay!

No charges for Winnipeg police officers after 2023 altercation: watchdog globalnews.ca/news/11749079/…

Mayonnaise is officially an instrument, according to a new study commissioned by Hellman’s Researchers found it fits the scientific definition when used to intentionally create sound

‘Shrek (2001)’ returns to select theaters for its 25th anniversary on May 15th. (Source: amctheatres.com/movies/shrek-2…)

@ClashRoyale bye ewiz

Got a Card you despise in C.H.A.O.S mode? Good. Go to Discord. Vote it out. 👾supr.cl/BanACard On Monday, the top picks will be banned for the rest of the season 🚫

El gato hidráulico, te servirá miaucho.

“Most blowjobs are coerced” I be giving blowjobs for MY pleasure. Trust me the dudes don’t like it that much

Victoria Justice returns to the original ‘Victorious’ set in honor of the show’s 16th anniversary.

Man hockey is incredible

‘Monsters vs Aliens’ was released 17 years ago today.