Seth Meddis

While Karen Bass is worried about getting meth-heads new grills, the LAFD has 3 dozen LESS firefighters than we had when the Palisades Fire hit. Folks, you need to vote like your life depends on it, because it does.

I've never met Spencer Pratt, I don't know Spencer Pratt, and I have no idea how good a mayor he will be. But like every other person in L.A. with two eyes and an ounce of common sense, I can see what the current and recent ruling class have done to this city. It's visible. It's gross. It reeks of abject failure at all levels. And I can't possibly vote for more of that without feeling like a total dumbphuque.

@PatrickHwuMD @MoffittNews Every time I see this the chicken biscuit song starts playing in my head. Play the chicken biscuit song!

One of my favorite things about being with The ReMissions, the @MoffittNews house band, is seeing how music can create connection and comfort in the moment. Playing “If I Ain’t Got You” at Yuengling Draft Haus & Kitchen was something truly special.

@BuckSexton We can’t have anything nice anymore. Fuck Colbert, Traitor Kimmel, Fallon (to a lesser extent) and Meyers.

Mission accomplished. The libs destroyed late night tv.

Dude hit everything imaginable but still held on for the catch

@1ssve They keep luring me into buying $5.99 of more stuff to get it delivered overnight, then not delivering it on time.

Amazon’s customer service strategy is basically
“here’s your refund, please don’t talk to us”

DODGERS SWEEP

This is the energy Los Angeles needs. Not some low rent commies with bad ideas. Get me Spencer Pratt

LOL

@anothercohen Ok, @Spotify. We get it. Please end the madness as soon as possible. It’s a disco ball. Music -> Disco Ball 🪩 But it sucks and looks ugly on CarPlay and elsewhere.

I thought Spotify got stuck updating for a good 20 minutes yesterday

@Notwokenow I’ve got almost 1700 miles on it and I still forget not to press the brake all the way down sometimes. Whether I put it in Sport mode or manually turn it off each start, it’s still an extra switch I have to switch. I would expect the wear and tear to be worse with that too.

Worst thing to ever happen to cars. I keep mine turned OFF.

yo @Spotify can you change the logo back yet? i don't know why but this makes me want to delete the app i've been paying for for 10+ years

@jappleby They’re just pranking us. That couldn’t possibly be serious. No press is bad press.

This is one of those design / marketing moments where I just scratch my head. There are huge readability & brand issues. - Different color green - The green is too dark against the black - disco ball texture looks pixelated on a tiny phone screen A kinda dumb mistake.

This is much better than the donkey! 😂 The condom: - Allows for inflation -Halts production -Destroys the next generation -Gives a false sense of security Yep, that sure describes the left! 😉

@ThrillaRilla369 Aspen or any Cream Soda

What’s the nastiest Soda? The one you still wouldn’t drink, even if it was the last one in the house. I’ll go first: Dr Pepper

@dodgernate I think he’s just talking about the Giant’s celebration dance.

Dawg 😭😭

I voted for @SteveHiltonx to stop the progress

Spencer Pratt: I will clean up homeless encampments, address drug addicts, & prevent fires from burning down people's homes. Karen Bass: I will spend your money on teeth for meth addicts. Nithya Raman: I will ban grilling burgers in the backyard. Your choice, Los Angeles.

@DodgersNation Feeling Better!

2-game win streak heading into a 9-game road trip... how we feeling Dodgers Nation?