Shan go Bragh 🇨🇦🇮🇪

Nobel Prize Committee: Sorry sir, but you still do not meet our criteria so we cannot award this year's peace prize to you. Trump: Well, fuck it then

@klyphnelson @Morgan_C_Ross

@Morgan_C_Ross Why does Carney always appear so frail and unathletic. I suspect he is like the emperor with no clothes and the cadre of obsequious media and Liberal insiders cover for him.

“Mark and I message each other pretty much every day, whether about hockey, the Blue Jays.. but mostly about NATO.. and trying to save the world.” - Finnish President Alexander Stubb

Your morning laughter…😂 Canadians absolutely made the right choice and decision electing him, PM! ❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💪💪💪💪💪💪

@stocksnstuffeh @PWHL_Ottawa Calm down, ya eejit.

@PWHL_Ottawa Is this a joke? Mark Carney is ruining Canada and destroying our economy. This is sickening to look at.

🇨🇦 Prime Minister Mark Carney and 🇫🇮 President Alexander Stubb have taken the ice for some drills with us!

@TheJoeySwoll Im a dept manager at a large insurance company earning mid 6-figures. I make coffee and pack my lunch every day. I like to eat healthy and save money; presumably those with the unpopular opinion practice neither of those habits and aren't worth our time or attention.

This “unpopular opinion" is just ridiculous. My fiancée is a firefighter paramedic for the LAFD. She packs a lunch along with first responders, blue collar workers, and many people trying to save money/eat healthy. Are they not real jobs? 🤔

@GuyFieri We all saw the videos and the photos. You fan-girled like a tween at a Taylor Swift concert; can't backpedal your way out of this one, my guy. The stink has stuck.

I’m seeing all of your comments about the photo from Saturday’s UFC event and all I can say is that I’m devastated.   I was there to see the fights and when I was walking through the venue, the Tate brothers stood up and said hello and that’s when the exchanged happened.  I did not know them or about them before that moment.   I’ll never pretend to be a perfect person but let me be crystal clear,  I do not know the Tate brothers nor do I support them in any way.

@Montreal Love me some Montréal

honestly, we follow anyone who gives us a compliment

@james_xond Yup. That's all we had to drive when I started out. Like riding a bicycle.

Trying to prove a point: Could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now?

@doraVmarie @consequence

Jack White on Trump depicting himself as Jesus Christ in a new meme: "Hey evangelical Christians? Remember that anti-Christ you been squawking about all these years and how he'd present himself as Christlike and bring about the end of days with a final war in the Middle East involving Jerusalem? Well...check out your boy now! "Listen, if the felonies, epstein files, rapes, bombing of schoolchildren, gestapo ICE agents attacking his own citizens, threatening to invade Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela and Iran all didn't convince you that you fell for this deranged grifter, maybe this lil' post will? How can any so called Christian support him after this blasphemy? How could any Catholic support him after he attacks the character of their Pope multiple times? How did so many millions of people fall for this conman? He's already got worst President in the history of America on lock, but I'm gonna go ahead and take the honor of pronouncing trump 'Worst American of All Time.' "P.S.: after some backlash (looks like SOME christians actually take their own religion seriously) trump is now saying that this AI image depicts him as a doctor for the Red Cross! He lies, then lies about the lie, then doubles down on that lie with another lie and they Just. Keep. Falling. For. It." 📸: Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

@Levitbarker1 @consequence

@consequence How about shut the fuck up and play music. We know Trump is an idiot sometime.. we can see that on our own. We don’t need you telling us, ENTERTAIN ME AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

@MAGAMAHACindy You absolutely can and should. One day, hopefully in the not too distant future, you'll decide to open your mind to new information, from which you will draw a logical conclusion that contradicts your blind devotion to Trump.

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

@KingTunde_SZN Upside down 56

Nobody is yet to find the number 👀 What number is in the box? RT Correct answer wins $3000 Ends 70 hrs

@OBrey_1 You're an idiot. In Trump's own words he thought the image depicted him as a doctor. As demented as he is, even he knew he crossed a line. And for fucks sake, take down the flag in your bio. You sound decidedly unCanadian with your religious bullshit.

I think it’s humorous that the entire left are shouting blasphemy as though their entire existence isn’t anti christ. The party that approves of abortions, medically assisted death, cult of violence, child sexual reproduction mutilation. This is Christ likeness! And that does not resemble Epstein whatsoever.

@LangmanVince The only thing embarrassing here is how long Trudeau has been living rent-free in your head, you absolute tool.

Justin Trudeau is a 54-year-old father of three; Katy Perry is a 41-year-old mother. Apparently, they're trying to relive their youth at Coachella. Embarrassing!

@lippyent instagram.com/reel/DXACYYOvv…

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@Logically_JC How bout the White House?

Where should we send him next?

@RepTiffany Nothing about this article says these immigrants are undocumented or illegal so you're essentially cheering for legal immigrants to starve. You should resign and allow a more serious and effective representative take your place.

Weird. I was repeatedly told by Democrats that immigrants can’t get welfare.

@ElxMapping Praying for a dinner invitation to the White House residence.

visits the pope → pope dies leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide Man’s got a streak.

@puckman66 @JamesTate121 Oh trust us, most countries now know more about the US than the majority of Americans since Trump fucked with the global oil market and made it our business. PS: The US is tackling nothing - its wagging the dog that's wagging the tail. Just take the "L" already.

@JamesTate121 I don’t have a 1000 word analysis and opinion of Australia, and I shouldn’t. I don’t know anything about the country. And sir, you don’t know anything about the US. I know that we are more serious about tackling Islamists than you are. You have Bondi Beach to account for.

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

Best line of the day is over on Bluesky by someone who has said Orban lost so badly he's going to need to run for a seat in Alberta.

@NoContextBrits Someone to cook it, and likely also a diaper.

What’s missing from this breakfast?