Shane Carlson

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. -Ben Franklin

When age, like poison steals your prime I’ll be there to hold the line With every wrinkle, shade of grey I’ll be with you all the way @ShaneSmithMusic

Heard people were struggling to get concert tickets today for a particular pop artist, but it only took me 30 seconds to buy my ticket to the @GrangerSmith @EarlDibblesJr concert this weekend. #YeeYee

@canva Do you have a strikethrough feature to use on text within a design?

@Patrick_Reusse I was at the Union Times in 2018-19 and he helped show me around. Good historical knowledge of the area!

I’m writing piece on this hombre this week. He’s not as ornery as he would appear.

@StuffaboutMpls I’d come out of @GoldysRosedale retirement to close it down.

when the teenage employee contacts you at home saying he can't find the store key you gave him yesterday for his closing shift tonight

I appreciate the 1970 Plymouth Superbird canvas print hanging in Peyton Manning’s man cave where he sits for the MNF ManningCast.

BREAKING: The 2023 @NASCAR All-Star Race will be held at the North Wilkesboro Speedway.

@MattStrahm Just tuned in to watch ‘The Card Life’ for the first time, great show! Pardon my ignorance, but have you talked to @PatNeshek about card collecting? He was my inspiration for collecting Topps Allen & Ginter’s, my fave cards.

Damn, it feels good to be back in the USA.

Thanks for the awesome care package, @Twins! See you real soon!!! ⚾️⚾️⚾️ #GoTwins

I’ll always be a patriot.

@TylerRinken Balmy.

Me this week I freaking hate this weather lol Give me 55 degree days all year round. It’s perfect and comfortable. Anything above 85 is stupid. I said what I said.

I just wanna go home.

It’s a helluva thing to see your friends, peers and family succeed. It’s even better to observe the humility they carry themselves through the ups and downs. Just happy to be a witness to all the genuineness and humanity they display daily.

Grateful Jesus’ story doesn’t end today. #GoodFriday

I just wanna go to a honky tonk dive bar with my wife and have a good time.

One of the most American things I’ve ever done is eat at Texas Roadhouse across the hall from Victoria’s Secret at a mall in Kuwait. Surreal.

Neat to see three Catholic books written by two authors I respect a lot, one of whom is semi-local to me in MN. Picked these up in a post chapel today. #DeploymentReads

Congratulations to @DeanReller for landing the announcer role for the WISSOTA Late Model Challenge Series! Well deserved! It’ll be great to hear you back in the booth once again.

A statement on about today’s unfortunate anniversary