andy williams

@JessicaUSAF Poop on a sloop

Oh, the possibilities. Whatcha got? —I’m going with Pedo on a Speedo!

@afcackoeunt @gravelnation That's Sharkboy!

@gravelnation Who is that wrestler in the ring please?

the edit is crazy

@its_The_Dr That's Ron Simmons!

I bet nobody guesses Who this Person is. The video was discovered in 2005 at FSU archives. From 1963.

@TBTimes_Rays @mlbtraderumors Whot the fuck is Steven Wilson? This team is so cooked. I'm ashamed to be a Rays fan.

Arb-eligible #Rays who were tendered, with @mlbtraderumors estimates: OFs: Josh Lowe ($2.9M), Richie Palacios ($1M); C Nick Fortes ($2.4M); Ps: Ryan Pepiot ($3.7M), Shane McClanahan ($3.6M), Griffin Jax ($3.6M), Shane Baz ($3.1M), Garrett Cleavinger ($2.1M), Bryan Baker ($1.5M), Steven Wilson ($1.5M), Edwin Uceta ($1.4M), Kevin Kelly ($1M).

@RobertKennedyJr Wrong Kennedy died.

Remembering my dad, his 100th birthday

Hi Riley, Just wanted to follow up on the list of fact-checking questions we sent you — which included the comments from your former teammates about you and head coach Lars Jorgensen. In the meantime, re: the below 2016 tweet, I was talking about Brett Favre. Thanks, Pablo

@RepJasonCrow @derrickvanorden HOLY SHIT!

.@derrickvanorden you’re not such a bad guy when you’re sober. Which, unfortunately, is not that often…

@DudespostingWs He didn't soar over it. He rode his bike up a hill which emptied onto his roof, then rode down a hill off of his roof. This is lame AF.

daredevil cyclist Matt Jones launches off a ramp and soars over his own house. 😳

Crazy cause I ran a bunch of accounts for the company in college for free making you guys money. Didn’t apply for a job post grad and chose to keep it off my resume because it’s embarrassing. Sorry my frontal lobe developed.

@NatetheLawyer I'm rooting for the tumor you MAGA piece of shit

Going into get my Brain Tumor removed. See you guys on The other side. Thanks for everything.

@UncivilLaw The greatest bleeder I've ever seen.

RIP Charlie. You were one of the great ones.

@RogerJStoneJr @nytmike You read about your friend sleeping with children, and your first thought is about how you are the victim. Drown yourself please.

@nytmike OK. When are you giving back the Pulitzer for your fake stories about the fake Russian collusion?

NEW: For the first time, the story of the 17 year old girl who testified that she had sex with Matt Gaetz for money. She was living in and out of a homeless shelter. She was working at McDonald's. She had just finished her junior year in high school. And she wanted extra money to try to save up to pay for braces to fix her teeth. nytimes.com/2025/11/13/us/…

@GeorgeWill Ending Hitler's extermination of the Jews was far more important, but you do you homie.

No historical event benefited the world more than the Revolutionary War washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/…

@TalkinBaseball_ Wander Franco, but only if you're his 11 year old girlfriend.

Name an MLB player with a name that's hard to spell! We tried naming mystery stat leaderboards: youtu.be/7G19wfcdXXc

@SholdonDaniels @RepJasmine You so proud that you live in the house, huh boy.

Hey @RepJasmine I hear that you’re saying I’m cheating to beat you in 2026. How am I cheating when I offered you a debate on many occasions? It wasn’t my idea to redistrict, and I can’t help it that so many conservatives live in TX30 now (technically, I can!). I think you should just stop chasing money and fame, find TX30 on a map, come here, debate me, and explain to folks why your policies and your party have left them in the dust while you and your friends get buildings named in your honor. I don’t need to cheat you to beat you—that’s your thing. ⏳⏳⏳⏳

@ChrisCuomo You're soft as fuck Cuomo. We don't want your sex assault brother being in charge anymore, so you go full MAGA. What a little bitch you are.

Even though you are ok with military not being paid?

@adamcarolla Just because you pay taxes doesn't mean you can steal from the taxpayer. Even your friends can't wait for your funeral.

Tell me how much you paid in taxes last year and then I will tell you how much I paid and then you can shut the fuck up

@NancyMace You crazy fucking cunt, threatening to execute police officers for how you were treated. "Heads will roll" is execution. Please, and I mean this, overdose and just get it over with. You are clearly going to kill yourself one day, so please just do it.

🚨BREAKING🚨 WHISTLEBLOWER(S) ALLEGE GOVT OFFICIALS TARGETED SITTING MEMBER OF CONGRESS Current and former employee(s) have come forward alleging I was specifically targeted at the Charleston Airport by TSA and airport security officials for an extended period of time. Sources claim no other elected official was subject to this treatment. We are carefully vetting all information and will release additional details as permitted. THIS IS COMPLETE AND TOTAL LAWFARE!!! If this turns out to be the weaponization of government officials and law enforcement agents against a sitting member of Congress -- HEADS NEED TO ROLL!!! Those responsible must be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. When I'm Governor, the era of good old boy politics will be over. The POWERFUL will become the POWERLESS, and power will return to the people where it belongs. Corruption will not be tolerated, and those who abuse their positions will be FIRED or worse yet - PROSECUTED! A Mace Administration will not permit the targeting of public officials or private citizens anywhere in South Carolina. We will restore law and order. Truth, honesty, and hard work will make a comeback. You and I will be in charge. Together we will HOLD THE LINE!