Heisenberg 🔆

Do not go gentle into that good night, Rage rage against the dying of the light!

@amithpr So he should have written Meloni Ji ?

We will never call our prime minister Narendra But other PMs are on first name basis:)

@IndiGo6E your team have troubled my senior citizen mother. I talked to your customer executive and I was promised a call back in 30 minutes. Its been one hour and there is no call. Absolutely pathetic, I’m going to write to your CEO

@Kapil_Jyani_ Ye bilkul galat hai… you will not be allotted a berth unless you pay full amount. You won’t get a berth while paying for half ticket and when TT comes in the madam will be penalised for being without ticket. (If your story is true). This is a #clickbait post. Avoid sharing

जुगाड़ हमारी रग रग में बसा हुआ है….😂

@multibaggerwala And by posting this the guy is trying to f***** earn $1.5 by the reach of this tweet and thinking ki chalo ₹ 250 to milege 😂

My predictions: In next 4 months: Petrol: 150 Diesel: 140 Crude Oil: 200 1$=125 Gold= 6000 Silver= 130

@idfcwau Movie se jyada Villain toh bhai isme lag raha 😂

SRK in 90s when Underworld: 'Goli maarni hai to maar do, par tumhare liye kaam ni karunga' 🗿 Aamir Khan in 2026: 'uh woh phone aaya tha uh 🤡, but mein gaya ni uh, phone ni uh 🤡, kuch log aaye the uh🤡, ye sab bolna achha ni lagta 🤡' Can't even take his name in big 2026, SRK was so right when he said to find a better idol than this clown to some 3-4 aamir fans

@gurjota Izzatdar log tobacco nahi kha sakte ye kaha likha hai… and before you throw me the rule of not having tobacco in public places, choro ki tarah video banana sahi hai ?

What has happened to Shatabdi! Now the old man in front of me, consuming what seems to be gutka or tobacco. Shatabdi used to be the default mode of travel for middle class in North India. Izzatdaar log jaate the ismein.

@Kapil_Jyani_ शर्म आती है की आप पाकिस्तान से अभी भी मुक़ाबला कर रहे। करना ही है तो चाइना, मलेशिया और जापान से करिए वो भी एशिया का ही हिस्सा है

पाकिस्तान का सबसे एक्सक्लूसिव रेलवे स्टेशन… और पाकिस्तान की सबसे एक्सक्लूसिव ट्रेन…!!! बोलो है कोई मुक़ाबला….😎😎

@jmdnewsflash @nagarnigamknp @mayorkanpur @pramila_pandey @irameshawasthi please take action. Whole city is full with garbage. Workers are trying to arm twist the government & you are unable to do anything. Arrange workers to clean the shit, our prestigious Mayor’s area is full with garbage

#Kanpur नगर निगम में निजीकरण के विरोध में संयुक्त कर्मचारी संघर्ष समिति की हड़ताल दूसरे दिन भी जारी रही, हजारों कर्मचारियों ने कार्य बहिष्कार कर विरोध प्रदर्शन जारी रखा, इस दौरान अधिकारियों और कर्मचारी नेताओं के बीच वार्ता हुई, लेकिन बातचीत किसी नतीजे पर नहीं पहुंच सकी। #NagarNigam #BreakingNews #UpNews #IndianPolitics @kanpurnagarpol

@nagarnigamknp There is no cleaning done in FM colony today and all the garbage is lying on road. On calling supervisor they say “हड़ताल है” . This is also the area where our prestigious Mayor lives. Can you look ? @mayorkanpur

@ashumadan4 Sir - This time Zee Business anchor checkmate you. They put fingers in your mouth and you said to put remainder 50% at 24200… what now sir ?

Ye to Nifty 23500 bi toot gaya!!!

I am always in favour of public transport, even in normal times But, India is not a public travel friendly country. You might take the metro, but the road to reach the metro station is full of hawkers, dug up roads, political banners. Mumbai is not a walkable city. Even though most people walk. We have not invested enough to make public transport attractive in normal times for us to rely on it during difficult times.

@ShashTrader Ha ha... Jokes apart, the Marathi drive is able to keep the language alive, culturally. (Can't agree with much of the politicisation of the language issue but in general sense. The Marathi theatre is considered the richest in terms of content.)

@mananbhattnavy Totally agree. The language and culture are great and tbh most of the Maharashtrian community is great too but as you rightly pointed out the recent politisation of language demeans both of them to a large extent. And human tendency is to do things what they are opposed the most

You reach a serene hill station in the middle of the Dangs just to feel the calm nature and cool surroundings. But some bloody politician decides that you don't deserve peace. Rather, none of you visiting Saputara hills tation deserve peace. So,he installs a cringe Musical fountain right beside the calm Saputara lake and exactly at 04.00 PM let's out cringey 90s songs blaring through its high voltage loud speakers ruins your afternoon nap in the Lakeview resort. You paid for calm but you get a cheap marriage dj ruining your yearly holiday. Thank you Dear Administrator Saputara, tourists really deserve this. p.s. See the pic on right: the musical fountain show is at 07.30 but the entire hill station gets a proper three hour earsplitting bolly banger & associated headaches for free. @CMOGuj

@Pluxee_india why am I charged in the name of “Online Convenience Fee” for meal card based transactions?

@ivShubham_INN Just one question…. WHY ?

Pan Shot Shake in Mumbai 😱

@anulagarwal Solving a problem which doesn’t exists. 🤦

i saw a mouse with an X-shaped battery compartment. first thought: this is stupid - who designed it? 5 seconds later: oh. 10 seconds later: OHHH! the X slot fits an AA or an AAA battery - whichever you've got lying around. the part most people miss is that the shape also makes it physically impossible to load both at once. there is no warning label, no instructions and no way to screw it up. the geometry does the thinking for you. japanese has a word for this. poka-yoke = "mistake-proofing." the product refuses your stupidity before you can offer it. i wish more things worked like this.

@SECTOR_RES0123 Agar tum abhi bhi 100% cash pe ho toh _____ ho tum

I m with 100% cash Waiting for a good market correction I will add only capital market stock BSE -MCX-GROWW :- THAT'S IT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Kanpurneeds @AshwiniVaishnaw क्या हुआ ?

आज नेता जी के चिल्लाण्डुस ने जो नरक मचाया है कानपुर सेंट्रल पर... रेलवे प्रशासन बिल्कुल असहाय नज़र आया... वंदे भारत से सिर्फ एक ही इंसान को उतारने था बाकी पब्लिक तो बेवकूफ थी??? @AshwiniVaishnaw

@cbdhage Every right to become like this but before that we must consider everyone living in Pune as human. Off late the language warriors have taken development off track.

In Dreams !!! #Pune CBD