Sherlock

My wife and I are currently in Japan. She 'accidentally' found herself in the beauty section of a Japanese Department Store. What follows is a series of puns I would say out loud to myself as I saw products with weird names whilst I was following her around. You're welcome.

Places on Earth that don't look real - thread 🧵 1. Namibia, where the desert meets the ocean

The Adoption Incentive Program of @blmnational incentivizes #criminals, who adopt #wildhorses and #burros, dump them in #killpens for their meat price, then adopt more. Sign petition to defund the #AIP, investigate #BLM corruption, and prosecute violators. bit.ly/3PEkYUW

Lisa Reid @BLMUtah neglected to mention in her press release that the Canyonlands burros are outnumbered by year round livestock on their own HMA and that according to their own records, the range is actually meeting land health standards. #FactsMatter

@NoContextBrits Viennese whirl, Nice and the Fox’s crunch cream.

3 have to go forever. What?

First day of 2024 here has been a good one. Spent an hour out in the garden photographing a blue bee #bluebee

What’s this? Scent of boozed soaked Christmas pudding soap for this holiday season. Yes. Yes it is. And it’s in my house.

It’s a garlic aioli kind of week

Pre trip check list is getting shorter. Physio done ✅ waterproofed boots ✅ Snackage purchased ✅

@JamesBlunt This has me in floods of tears. Those who have lost never forget. We carry it with us. It’s a really beautiful way to remember.

When you’re on your own in a quiet place, have a listen to this one, please. x youtube.com/watch?v=NO0W5o…

@halcarich It’s a very enjoyable Saturday evening here

@Telstra @Telstra I sent a report on 21/3/23 re bees in pit. Viewed by Telstra on 22/3. Not heard anything back, bees still there. Do you take action to remove them?

@sherlock Hi Sherlock, thank you for reaching out. Can you please give me a little more information as to your enquiry "bees in pit 2?" - Jax

This guy stopped by today. #’magpielark

@dog_rates This is Mouse. He’s all about comfort.

In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, please reply with a pic of your puppy (every dog is a puppy) ❤️

It’s that way. Always makes me smile when on the far side of Granite Island.

@Telstra Here is hoping you can do the same in this instance.

@sherlock Thank you for letting us know. We did have a situation like this not long ago and being that our field technicians are not trained for this type of tricky issue, we enlisted the help of beekeeper to safely remove the bees and transport them to a more bee friendly environment.😊

@inthefade Mouse heard there was a coat call

@Evert0x DM’s are still working I believe

@sherlock @elonmusk Hi I'm interested in offering you money for your twitter handle!

Signed up in 2007. I wish I could say I cared that Twitter is falling apart but honestly, I don’t. That @elonmusk could have done so much good in the world with 44billion. Instead he chose to torch Twitter. What a guy.

@chumworth I have followed your account since the start. When I stop by now I always make a point to find your posts amongst the noise. I appreciate the smiles and laughter!