Shirley levine

@SNLUpdate Who wrote weekend update this week. Very inappropriate on so many levels

@ColinJost You went over the line tonight.

@nbcsnl What in the h is Michael Che saying

Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!

@staceyabrams We all complain about civil rights being flouted but what are we doing about it

@SenatorWarnock Is there anything we can do to stop the likes of Vance and Patel

@jonfavs Trump doesn’t have anywhere the power you ascribe to him.

@enews I love Amanda Pete. Unfortunately they didn’t write her part. Well enough for somebody as good as she is. So it got corny.

After Amanda Peet revealed she has breast cancer, she told E! News in an exclusive interview that her kids have “been great” amid her diagnosis and her work in season two of Apple TV's 'Your Friends & Neighbors.' bit.ly/4srLnXj

@AppleTV Your friends and neighbors jumped the shark. The only saving grace is John Hamm. Too much overwriting of the script.

It's important to have a friend with a summer house. #YourFriendsAndNeighbors — New Episode Now Streaming

I’m wondering how many people complained about their destroying watermelons when both people can’t afford a watermelon today

@helenlewis It’s absolutely true that women are sadder since the feminine revolution. The 1959-60’s women were miserable and they are just as miserable today. It’s because women are caretakers by nature and the women of today still are better to their sons than their daughters

@RahmEmanuel Not “credence”. “Credo”. Sorry

@SenatorAndyKim “Should have came”???? Omg where did you go to school.

@Damaan4u33 Probably not

@AC360 Can Anderson tell the news without looking like a deer in headlights

@maitlandward107 “You pay your money and you take your chances.” Hollywood has been misrepresenting and demeaning every profession. Only Fans is no exception

@KatyTurNBC You give trump so much air time. He isn’t the only problem we have in this country. You will single handedly get him re-elected in spite of the law against a 3rd term

@netflix One of the best things I have ever seen on Netflix.

Catherine O’Hara was impressed by Martin Short’s comedic confidence the instant he joined Second City. Marty, Life is Short -- a new documentary directed by Lawrence Kasdan -- is now on Netflix.

@QueenKidman_ DCFS does not take urine samples. They have to be administered by a qualified testing lab or they’re not admissible. Please take this show off the air

@QueenKidman_ You wish the Department of Child and Family Services show up in a day. They usually wait until the kid(s) are dead

@QueenKidman_ You should have done research for your role on Margo. You got so much of California law wrong. Also what were you doing at the hospital. Isn’t the show bad enough