ShorterThanFiction 🖋️🍿

As Tom sat in the rocking chair at 2AM, looking down at his newborn cradled in his arms who was staring up at him in admiration and awe, voicelessly thanking him for bringing him into the world, Tom couldn’t help but think, ‘go to sleep you little shit’. #FlashFicFeb #microfict

@kurttj2002 @james_xond Low IQ answer

@james_xond Obama’s election. He performed terrorism against America. Never did America have a president like him. Ripped us to shreds.

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

@james_xond Social media.

@Acyn He must be taking like 50,000/day then.

Trump says he takes a cognitive test whenever people call him a moron.

@jeremyct I’m a millennial, I’ve worked hard for 20+ years at this point and am still doing side hustles to get by. It’s all bullshit.

Boomers: “work hard and you’ll be rewarded” Millennials: worked hard. not rewarded. Gen Z: noted.

@kysbalion Can’t wait! $BioFi 💪💪

From 15 markets to 50 this year is the goal. The growth will be inevitable $BIOFI.

@DougWahl1 Fuck that piece of shit and all his dipshit supporters.

@Gadget440 Alex Jones is a piece of shit that deserves all this. You’re an idiot if you support him.

🚨 Tim Heidecker’s first Infowars parody for The Onion went like this. Meanwhile, Alex Jones is in court trying to stop The Onion’s Infowars deal - with a major decision coming May 26.

Owning a #Phenix X that’s highly secure also accesses you to having a bank and an Identity layer. All devises are powered by $Biofi built for everyone to able to have access to and ownership that can actually indeed change lives.These devises actually give not take & add value.

@jmj29540 @LatticeExchange Damn $LTX is still around

Take it to the bridge! @LatticeExchange $LTX level zero token soon!

The $BIOFI token had its birthday on 4/20. Many ups and downs the last few years but they never steered from their relentless path and passion to deliver what they believe in. They are the one team in crypto I completely trust even at a micro cap level. The work that has been done does not equate to the price it is today. People in the past have heard the grandiose vision they had of becoming another oppo or huawei or apple or Samsung in emerging markets and immediately wrote them off as “yeah right, that’ll never happen.” In regards to crypto, the land of larps and hopium and vaporware, I can’t even blame them. So few ever see their vision and white papers (if they have one) come to fruition. This is merely the ground floor for the scale of @BioFiGlobal @BitMobileTech @BitPayTech. There’s so much happening behind the scenes and in the works to be unveiled in the future to turn this into a monster ecosystem of millions+ of users for hardware, mobile payments, security, storage, education etc. $DAG had a keen eye to spot some really good ideas in their flight program. $Biofi is one of the only ones still standing today and in the best position for growth ever. As in business, things don’t happen on the timeline we hope at times, but they have persevered. The ground work has been laid, the foundation is set to expand these 3 complimentary companies. The next couple years will be extremely exciting and rewarding for those willing to hitch a ride on the ground floor imo. Considering the markets as they stand, the next behemoth companies of the future will be born out of technology and tapping into those that have not even had a chance to participate. The opportunity doesn’t lie in the old guard companies where gains have largely been made already. It’s time for tactile innovation and new blood. They have delivered before and they will do it again. I would not bet against this team. If you don’t believe you better start. $BIOFI $BPT 📱 ⌚️.

Lot is happening in the $BIOFI ecosystem this month. The April newsletter just dropped. Read here 👇 mailchi.mp/finnovant.com/…

@BioFiGlobal Great read as always! Love to see the progress! $BioFi

What else belongs on this monument of Kurt Russell roles?

@TheCinesthetic It’s so good!

UHF (1989) is the kind of studio comedy that feels impossible now. Total creative anarchy, joke density through the roof, and Weird Al operating at full cartoon-brain power. It flopped on release but quietly became a cult classic.

@Dagnum_PI @jmj29540 I’ve been out of the news for a while. What does this mean for $DAG exactly?

WebSite just went live 👀 aiaiholdings.com $AIAI x $DAG

@sboficial Hell yeah!

Sam Neill venceu o câncer.

@Gabbar0099 MAGA: that one picture is photoshopped so the whole thing is a hoax Fucking morons

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It’s crazy how fast everyone forgot 'Epstein Files' Here are some of the horrific videos and photos from Epstein files. Thread 🧵 1.

@JacksLantern33 @Cjpearson And they are silent on this fact.

@Cjpearson AND A JURY FOUND TRUMP LIABLE FOR RAPING A WOMAN

Donald Trump didn't indict James Comey. A JURY indicted James Comey. That is a FACT.

@JustLive4It Sold all mine a while ago. Sad to see the project go down like this.

The dumping of $ALKIMI is nonstop since migrating to $SUI. It’s wild how bad this has gotten.

@FLOTUS Biggest hypocrite

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.