A. Shymmy

@Devin_Heroux He wanted to shake and go to bed. What a champion. 🤡

USA scores FOUR in the 5th end. And it's an American beatdown of Canada right now at the men's world curling championship. Shuster leads Dunstone 8-2 at the break.

@nationalpost @kinsellawarren Imagine if the rest of Canada actually gave a shit what Quebec thinks!

Quebec demands Air Canada’s CEO resignation in 92 to 0 vote financialpost.com/transportation…

@KamelNagi @RealAlexJones What is WW4?

@RealAlexJones Did I miss something, or are we skipping WW3?

EMERGENCY ALERT: Trump Is Launching WW4!! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@spittinchiclets Pulled off the give and go on skates better than most NBA players.

Jeeeesus McDavid that was gross 🤢

@Devin_Heroux F yeah 👍

HOW ARE WE FEELING CANADA 🇨🇦 OK BLUE JAYS

@NUCLRGOLF What a f*cking asshole! Hit the ball pussy.

A preview of this weekend at The Open ⏰🏌️‍♂️

@yegwave Sometimes you have to piss after 10 beers 🤷‍♂️

“This dude just stopped and started to take a piss in the open by the road.” Happened on 17th street in Edmonton.

@JimMcMurtry01 Absolutle horse shit!

Don Cherry: “You people that come here … whatever it is, you love our way of life, you love our milk and honey, at least you could pay a couple of bucks for a poppy.” For that he was cancelled.

@ryanwhitney6 @CollinRugg This ain’t your battle. 🤙

JUST IN: Dave Portnoy has a meltdown, tells Barstool's Kirk Minihane to "shut the f*ck up you bald f*ck" after Minihane criticized Portnoy's approach to "Jew jokes" Portnoy: "Shut up!... You work for me!" Minihane: "Sure. You bet. For now..." Portnoy: "For now? Quit! I'll save $500,000." Minihane: "Is this a show or not a show? We can't have a conversation?" Portnoy: "You're an idiot. You're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes whenever they want."

@Mappy6984 He should eat that shit. 🤮

The nails never lie

@JohnMiladin @AnnMacGregor5 @JustinTrudeau Just take the L you dipshit!

The United States has confirmed that it intends to impose 25% tariffs on most Canadian goods, with 10% tariffs on energy, starting February 4.   I’ve met with the Premiers and our Cabinet today, and I’ll be speaking with President Sheinbaum of Mexico shortly.   We did not want this, but Canada is prepared. I’ll be addressing Canadians later this evening.

@DramaAlert Nothing to see here. Totally normal stuff.

Joe Biden PARDONS his family minutes before the end of his presidency. 😲‼️

@libsoftiktok Amazing how they can’t say. Wouldn’t want to tell the actual news. Classic.

Wait… but how did she catch fire????

@RandomTheGuy_ @girlfight_tv Security on point. He needs a raise!

@clownworld This couldn’t have happened to nicer people. Gods work!

There are no words. Jasper is burned to the ground. 💔

@SouthDallasFood You can’t tell me this won’t give you copious amounts of diarrhea!

At no point did I know where this hotdog was going.

@jeremyjudkins_ Who the hell fills washer fluid like this? Tip it upside down and hope for the best. Yikes dude.

Tesla owners are adding wiper fluid around the same time gas car owners needs to go in for an oil change. $3 for the wiper fluid. How much is an oil change these days?

@MissFit_ They said she was a 4 time Grammy nominee!!! How?

@PierrePoilievre Shows how much he believes in his party.

According to Jagmeet Singh, Canadians are done with Trudeau…except if you’re waiting to qualify for a pension. #SelloutSingh nationalpost.com/news/jagmeet-s…