Sigmund Book Mohn

@memeslich Mount doom scrolling

you wouldn’t be doomscrolling would you

@doodlerskeleton @BlackDragonCan How do you do firemagic stealthy though?

Pyromancer Assassin (2021)

@joakial_ @3lfares Same sami

@3lfares Same same

lmao they mixed up Sweden and Finland

@memeslich open.spotify.com/track/2YC1YB0A…

@ARRGETSTUFFED @BlackDragonCan My players everytime they find a frog made of jade (15 gp)

The selfishness of Magic-Users.

@deadlolisociety @memeslich Roll race, roll background. 👌

@memeslich 3d6 in order.

@DevotionOath Potatoes cooked in oil. Microchips are insted cooked in the micro.

SO LIKE. WHAT EVEN ARE CHIPS

@TimothyImholt @A_DungeonDelver Long rests dont heal missing limbs (and the first picture is mirrored)

I wonder. @A_DungeonDelver is that how it works?

Can't believe I've had to edit this AGAIN for the 9th consecutive year 😐

@memeslich I would like to play as a wizard who plays Dungeons & Dragons as a barbarian.

In Dungeons & Dragons, would you rather play a wizard or a barbarian?

@bthomasa @John_Cyrano Probably how bilbo felt it!

@SigmundBook @John_Cyrano When Tolkien revised "The Hobbit," he added a line describing Gollum as being small, as he noticed almost every illustrator depicted Gollum as a huge monster towering over Bilbo.

I love LotR art that doesn't look like it's from the movies.

@georgecursor @memeslich The formula is well known but it does wonders for a genre thats been paralyzed by the cringisimo overpretentious sword and sorcery style. Also it feels as silly as an actual DnD session! 10/10 👌

@memeslich Poor take. It was awesome

@hans_dikka @gregthesorcerer Haha

@SigmundBook @gregthesorcerer Initially there wasnt, Tolkien added it later, after he saw early depictions of Gollum

I love seeing pre Peter Jackson interpretations of LotR and The Hobbit. There’s something fascinating about getting to see how different artists would envision the characters and environments featured in these stories.

@memeslich @bluewmist Disguise self (behind toxic masculine ideals)

@bluewmist magic

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

@hans_dikka @gregthesorcerer Wonderful! Can it be there is no clear discription of gollum in The Hobbit?

@gregthesorcerer Shoutout Butterfly-Smaug and Gollum the toad

@Devon_Eriksen_ Wait are you calling my map drawings shitty graphics!

Matt Mercer doesn't understand that gamemasters don't write stories. They write scenarios. A story is a sequence of events that are supposed to happen. A scenario is a static set of circumstances, a set of conditions that are present at the beginning. The players tell the story by interacting with the scenario. If you need the characters to touch the magic gem to have a vision of what they are supposed to do next, then you have written a story, and you might as well just make it into a novel. Sure, you can, and should give the characters some problems they might want to solve, and some tools they might need, but if you have in mind one way for them to solve the problem with the tools, then you have gone too far. Let players be clever. Most of them are. So have a little faith in them, and give them a challenge without having a solution in mind. Let THEM come up with something, and explore the world, if they need to, for the tools they need. And if it's at all reasonable, let it work. That's the whole point of having a live gamemaster. Computer RPGs have to railroad the player, or at least restrict him to a system of anticipated actions and outcomes, because there's only so much code you can write. The whole point of live-person tabletop games, with their shitty graphics and slow pace and schedule hassles, is to allow players the freedom to truly tell a story. It's easy to herd cats. All you need is a laser pointer, some canned tuna, and the patience to let them wander a bit.

@BeautyOfArda Gandalv as a blue wizard is the really bold interpetation here.

Gandalf & Balrog 🎨Mike Ploog (1994)

@BimbleWizard @gregthesorcerer

@gregthesorcerer Always like the more fishlike interpretations of Gollum