Simp Hunter

The Democrat Party has lost its way it is now the party of sickos, pedos, cucks Karen’s and Simps.

@Clonestar85 @BobbyAtTheSpa Further ado was surging and had an open hole until he was bumped multiple times.

@BobbyAtTheSpa No, those horse were tiring and ocelli was running on. They correctly did not inquire a move like that in an 18 horse field at the G1 level.

Monday Derby Thought: Anyone else think this move by Ocelli on the stretch should have been looked at? Shifted down about a lane or 2 right into Commandment, Further Ado, and CW (who I felt was making a bid) Wouldn't effect the winner, but I think CW finishes 3rd. #KentuckyDerby

@BobbyAtTheSpa Further Ado would have won that race or at least gotten second if not for that interference.

@PGee10 @Dusty3080467325 Because it’s a stupid made up post bud.

@Dusty3080467325 How is this illegal ? It may be the only solution to in-breeding in the hill country.

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

@Dusty3080467325 What a stupid post.

@starstomoon @NewswirePatriot @grok I’ll tell you the truth, the truth is if you have to ask Grok the answer to this question you are a dipshit. Those are TSA agents the same ones that screen your bags at the airport they are not law enforcement are not armed and have zero law enforcement training.

@NewswirePatriot Someone posted they aren't agents and didn't have guns @grok what is the truth to this video?

Footage released from the THIRD Presidential assassination attempt has reignited the debate over women protecting the President. When shots were fired, the female agents IMMEDIATELY ran away. Should female officers be protecting the leader of the free world? 🇺🇸

@NewswirePatriot I’m not trying to stick up for these clowns because TSA agents are mostly clowns, but your post is extremely stupid these are unarmed TSA agents with zero law enforcement training so yea I would expect them to react exactly as they did. Now take this dipshit post down.

@Timcast Oh this dipshit is yapping again we all know you never voted Republican you lying clown.

I can't believe I am saying this BUT I AM DONE The Republicans have FINALLY gone too far. For the FIRST TIME in my life I am voting DEMOCRAT

@PaulGoldEagle Nice clickbait lie.

🚨BREAKING:🚨OBAMA'S HOUSEKEEPER FOUND DEAD INSIDE WASHINGTON DC RESIDENCE: POLICE - The DC Metropolitan Police reportedly responded to the home of former President Barack Obama in the early hours of Sunday morning regarding a DECEASED INDIVIDUAL who was later identified as the Obama family's housekeeper. The individual is said to be a male in his mid-30s but no name or other identifying information has been publicly released at this point. Reports indicate that Barack and Michelle Obama WERE HOME at the time of this incident, the man was pronounced dead at the scene with no cause of death yet publicly released and a FULL INVESTIGATION is underway. Stay tuned for more updates on this BOMBSHELL STORY. Why do young men who work for the Obamas keep ending up dead? Is this just a strange coincidence or is the most CORRUPT President in US history also a STONE COLD KILLER? -Joshua Hall on X

@xiangxiang103 Humanity won’t last. The world as we know it is done. I give us another year or two tops.

AI 虚拟女友一个月赚4.3万美金！ 我今天看到这个帖子，直接看呆了。 一个21岁的 Austin 大学生，用 AI 造了一个叫 Maya 的 OnlyFans 账号，第一个月就赚了4.3万美元。 问题是——照片里那个女孩，根本不存在。 Maya 22岁，UCF 心理学辍学生，1247个付费订阅者，单月最高一个粉丝就刷了1847美元。 她没有拍视频，没有真人打字，所有消息都是 Claude Code 写的，所有照片是 Flux 生成的，声音是 ElevenLabs 合成的。整个 Maya 只是他 MacBook 里四个 .md 文件。 以前造一个 AI 虚拟网红要花半年甚至一年半，现在只需要4个星期，下一个可能就是一个周末。 作者详细写了 Maya 的四个文件： persona.md 写她完整的人设、背景、喜好； voice.md 锁声音风格； flux.md 固定长相和拍摄风格； brain.md 记录每个订阅者的记忆和互动历史。 Claude Code 每次回复前都会读这四个文件，从不崩人设，也从不忘记粉丝说过什么。 真的很感慨，技术栈已经简单到可怕的地步。 以前的 Aitana López 花了18个月，现在 Maya 4周就跑通了。 这已经不是科幻，而是任何一个有 laptop 的人都能复制的路径——从 OnlyFans 到 Instagram、TikTok、Twitch，随便哪个平台都能套。 AI 让“虚拟人”成本降到了几乎为零，剩下的唯一瓶颈，是你有没有那个 taste 去决定这个虚拟人要成为什么样子。

@YamperLover2 @TheRealBills75 Japanese horses should be banned from racing on derby day you can’t handicap them so it makes it extremely unfair for betters. Garbage 30-1 ML goes off at 5-1 due to computer Assisted wagering. Has destroyed the sport. Rigged bullshit

@TheRealBills75 Japan just won the Churchill Downs stakes, and Ryusei looks like he's gonna be on one later

The Kentucky Derby is today? Say less

@natedog39054657 @FanDuel_Racing Yea they took over a grand of my money and never showed the bets being placed

@FanDuel_Racing the app seemed to come back up for me so i placed some bets and you fucks took my money you guys deserve to be sued into oblivion i’ve never hated something or someone more than this fucking app/company

@Olscash @FanDuel_Racing Exactly that’s what I want to know should be a pretty simple answer. It says placed and money gets deducted but they never show up. They are probably waiting to see if they can make more money refunding or processing. Probably only process the losing bets and refund winners.

@FanDuel_Racing Will bet’s being placed that are confirmed be honored? It’s a little unnerving making bets that don’t show up on my account

@PR202385 @FanDuel_Racing I did as well multiple pick 5s with 6 singles and it said bet placed and deducted the money from my account I put over 1,000$ in bets in and none of them are showing but all the money was taken out. It’s absolutely 100% criminal if those bets don’t count

@FanDuel_Racing I made a pick 5 with that singled and it dint go through: I swear to god after today I’ll never make a bet on this site

@AHPDrew Yup every derby day for the last decade

If you idiots kept the TVG crew, they probably would have told you today was the biggest racing day of the year. #Whyisthereanuptickinactivity #Morons

@an_larz @FanDuel_Support lol you can’t even take the money out.

@FanDuel_Support Seriously, this is fucking ridiculous!! I feel like taking all my money out right now and withdraw! Mickey Mouse operation what a joke! Thanks, but no thanks

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@FanDuel_Racing @ChurchillDowns @flothejock STFU and fix your shit you criminals

It was a stakes record for CRUDE VELOCITY who improves to 3 for 3 in his career after winning the $750,000 Pat Day Mile (G2) at @ChurchillDowns. @flothejock was up for Bob Baffert and CSLR Racing Partners.

@quigleys1960 @Lertibi1 @FanDuel_Support I e used TVG for over 10 years and the derby it always acts up but nothing even close to how bad it is right now and usually there aren’t any issues with the undercard just the Derby. This is insane right now.

@SimpHun17130892 @Lertibi1 @FanDuel_Support TVG has always been good for us. This year FanDuel took over and they can't get anything right. They took my husband's money but he can't see his bets.

@FanDuel_Racing You should all be in prison

@blinkersoff420 @FanDuel_Racing Mine to but I’m guessing the bet is in you just can’t seen it

@FanDuel_Racing I just made a bet and you dedecuted the money out of my account but did not process the bet. Come on man.

@FanDuel_Racing Every year it’s the same thing with you assclowns you should be sued into oblivion