Siobhan Gunson

@Strippin My 7 year old came home the other day and said “what number is ill at Christmas?… sick 7” then proceeded to also do the hands like he is weighing fruit. Honestly hear 6 7 waaaaaay too much for my liking.

My 7 year old daughter just asked me why adults hate counting to 8 Me: 'why?' Her: 'cos 6 7' Then she moved her hands like she was weighing fruit at a market???

@BrightonHoveCC are you actually planning on collecting the bins and recycling? They are both a week (or nearly a week) over due collection now, the street is looking a mess!

@BootsHelp just received my boots order and half of my items are missing!

@hm how are these tops both 4-6 years?!

@SoVeryBritish Life

What really has no reason to be as expensive as it is?

@TGunson Only took me 20 mins too! Found like the magician took too long to get to the trick that I lost interest in it.

That just took me 20 mins to watch as I fast forwarded through it! Most boring finale and series! How the magician won is beyond me, 2nd and 3rd place deserved to win! #fixed #BGTFinal

@BootsHelp my order arrived today and the wipes have no cover on so they are completely dry (also doesn’t have the cover in the box so whoever packed it would have seen that) what am I meant to do with a pack of dry dirty wipes?!

@BootsUK my order just arrived and my wipes have arrived with no cover on so they are completely dry, what’s the point? How am I supposed to use them?

@lucahjin I’ve had big babies I’m doing that in my 30s 😂

Being a late 40s female is wild y'all: On one hand, I'm more confident and becoming my strongest version of me, And on the other hand, I'm crossing my legs to sneeze so I don't pee myself. 💀💀💀

@maatchaaca Regardless of the child’s gender they clearly didn’t want their haircut and it’s really sad to see them so upset.

@chris69872 @AMAZlNGNATURE Surely it should be Mr Meowgi

If you had him what would you name him?

@frankiemuniz When I first watched this I was a kid and always sided with the kids, I am now a parent (of boys) and I’m on the parents side! It’s wild watching it with a different perspective.

Just started watching Malcolm in the Middle episode 1. Got 151 to catch up on before we start filming again in a few days!!! Can't wait to get back together with my old family.

@virginmedia been trying to be put through to a person on the phone and the robot just keeps looping me! Actually ridiculous, I want to speak with a member of the team not be send in circles by a robot.

@RoyalMailHelp I’m waiting on a parcel that was sent out last Wednesday via tracked 48 and it’s still not here and when I use the tracking number it just says will update when delivery attempted, where is my parcel?

@sarajcox My mum shouting not the fish in her sleep whilst camping, still to this day we don’t know what she was dreaming but we often say “not the fish!!” To each other 😂

What’s the weirdest noise or thing that’s awoken you in the night? Spooky noises in holiday homes, wildlife, weird kids behaviour, pets behaving badly, house malfunctions, other half malfunctions 😅All the deets please!

@sarajcox My mum broke her tooth on a dried banana, our dentist (we have the same one) still finds it hilarious that she broke it on a banana and mentions it often, I think he thinks it was a soft banana not a chewy one.

Inspired by a listener whose flapjack broke her mum’s tooth & cost her £1k to fix 😬please tell me about YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE MISTAKE! - fashion choice/terrible meal/gadget that’s still in box/trip away/a marriage lolll anything really, all the deets, why, when, who, where!

@sainsburys I did a food shop yesterday and none of of my saved bonus points have added to my nectar card, from my calculations I should have had about 290 added to it but they are still in my saved part. Is it just being slow to add?

@InternetH0F Not a “cop” it’s a traffic warden.

Cop doesn't know that a TESLA... is an electric car? ☠️

@RoyalMailHelp hello I sent a parcel on eBay to person and they are claiming it’s not arrived but the tracking says it has, can you look into this please

@RoyalMail hello I sent a parcel on eBay to person and they are claiming it’s not arrived but the tracking says it has, can you look into this please