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@Web3flux What's the consequences for a 100 B?

Money with consequences. Pick one 👇 KSh 20M – no enjoyment KSh 30M – lose a leg KSh 40M – deaf KSh 50M – blind KSh 60M – die at 65 KSh 70M – no limbs KSh 80M – harm an innocent KSh 90M – blind + deaf KSh 100M – give all to charity KSh 150M – 70 years in prison KSh 250M – lose 5 family members Be honest ,which one are you picking?

𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 This morning at around 0800hrs, a hyena was found feeding on dumped poultry remains in Kamenu Location, Thika West Sub-County, Kiambu County (near Thika). The animal was surrounded by residents, chased, killed, and slaughtered before response teams arrived. Several individuals fled with parts of the carcass, including internal organs. Members of the public are strongly warned not to handle or consume any meat from the animal. Hyenas are scavengers and may carry dangerous diseases such as Rabies, Anthrax, Brucellosis, and foodborne infections like Salmonella infection and E. coli infection. 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐲: -Do not consume the meat -Surrender it immediately to authorities -Seek medical attention if exposed -The killing and consumption of wildlife is illegal and punishable by law. Protect your health. Say No to Bush Meat. #TunzaMaliYako

@_stayliquidd @muriaso Unataka nani sasa mamuuu😂

@muriaso Hao siwezi wataka karibu na mimi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think I'd never get married to a Kikuyu man who religiously follows those traditional masculinity teachings. Those men are very nonchalant. Mtu husema bibi hawezi muuliza ako wapi but yeye atamuuliza. Nimeona video fulani aty dame anasema bwana yake hajawahi mwambia anampenda. In his defense,, aty keeping her in his home is proof enough to show he loves her. Love language ni pesa but words of affirmation lazima uniambie. Kila siku kwa call lazima tuambiane tunapendana, IDC,,😌😌😌.. I must know your business too.

President Ruto promises a 6kg cylinder of cooking gas will cost KES 500 or KES 300 by June 2023.

@Kilimall either you shape up or shape out. Orders I made one week ago adi sai kwani mnazifanyia nini? On top of this nonsense, your customer care is the bottom of a barrel. Make the delivery now.

@MurimaMaestro @kijvnamnyama Ni wa Ndeiya. Utampata adi comment section za India.

@kijvnamnyama Actually he’s from izo sides za Kikuyu. Could be working for Ichungwa

We’ve seen Mbadi speak Dholuo and he’s a CS. Problem is speaking Kikuyu. I’m done apologising for being Kikuyu ku wa furahisha.

@kamauwaruhiu Content iliisha Sasa niza Elon unatfta.

It doesn't take a neurosurgeon to understand that funeral was a national thing , wewe unaongea tu in your mother tongue fuuuaaaa .

@MurimaMaestro Nli notice after a while, take zake ziko off in some areas vibaya sana.

@Sirmequtter Hivi ndio account za gava huanza. Zina kuja na content alafu wana anza agenda polepole.

@Kilimall your customer care sucks. Order inachukuaje a whole week? Up your game.

@Kilimall tutakosana sasa

@Killimall1 tutakosana sasa

@Kama36378Kamau @Dr_AustinOmondi Aende mumchague huko kwenyu. Tumewapea for free pia nyinyi mpate maebdeleo.

@Dr_AustinOmondi Am sure with Ichung'wa re-election

Kimani Ichung’wa will have a hard time being reelected. Rigathi has made it a personal vendetta to send him home.

@Osama_otero Kwani keyboard Leo hana auto correct ya "Kenol bloggers"?

2007 ilianzia na rhetoric na coded hate madoadoa etc halafu ikashuka ground. Online tweets zinajenga 'us vs them'. Neighbour anakuwa 'ule wa ile side'. Baadaye nyumba inachomwa. 2022 ilikuwa peaceful zaidi kwa sababu watu walichoka na violence. Acheni ufala.

@MasterBolaji Kenya: Driven by M-PESA, Kenya boasts one of the fastest domestic mobile transfer ecosystems in the world. Mobile transactions are near-instant (seconds to minutes), and bank transfers are typically same-day.

Countries and the time it takes to receive domestic transfers: Ethiopia – 2 days South Africa – 2 days Angola – 2 days Sudan – 4 days Nigeria – 20 seconds Nigeria has the most advanced banking systems in Africa. Truly the Giant of Africa!

@Cobysteff @jrobah Bro, if brains were luggage, I'd say you've travelled lightly.

@jrobah So you guys wanted obinna to 'resurrect' koko

Koko Networks employed 700 people as staff and created thousands more indirect employment for agents who ran their 3000 refuelling machines They closed down 3 months ago after the government refused to let them sell carbon credits. But hey, let's celebrate a 1-off thing more

@_Unrepentant @PoliceKE Nangoja wakujibu 😂🙌

@PoliceKE How much for a 21 gun salute at a funeral?

Did you know? You can hire the Kenya Police Band for your private functions which incude weddings, graduations and corporate events. With unmatched discipline and a rich musical heritage, the band delivers a unique and memorable experience for any occasion. Booking rates range from KSh 40,000 to KSh 60,000.#kenyapolice #utumishikwawote

@Weeleey6 It will be a controlled audience my friend.

So mnadhani izo boxing match ikiwekwa statehouse kenyans hawaezi chant WANTAM?🤣 wacha waeke bora hakuna kukasirika😂🫴🏾 ama haitakua na mafans?

@Algos_Wstreet @jaydishone @RufasKe And because you despise them I will not be chewing my girl today, or?

@Sirmequtter @jaydishone @RufasKe Man we don't give af about your opinions juu we know they lame and I despise them

@Vinnie_N254 @_MtuTano 😂atuache bana

@_MtuTano wewe focus mahali unataka wachana na sisi

Truphena Muthoni kuingia State House haina shida. Obinna akipeleka Majembe na Mbavu haina shida. I don't know why y'all fighting. We should focus on the talented skater mwenye aliteseka Internationally without Government's support and won Gold. Shida yenu ni nini jamani?🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️