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Villains are forever haunted by the event that made them the way they are #thoughtbubble

Drake makes music for nggas that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong?

“Put him on the Jedi Council. But do not grant him the rank of Jedi Master.”

6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!

My mom: *takes me to the doctor's office* 4 year old me:

My first AI assistants

A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment

@maceomulan They stopped making these type of movies for black actors and that’s what’s wrong nowadays.

you just had to be there.

he’s sat through 30 minutes of adverts at the cinema …now dim the lights…and play another advert.

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

Keep the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he's about to tap the screen, load an ad and shift everything down half an inch.

“He just bought an expensive, powerful sword from the item shop. Make the next enemy he defeats drop a slightly better one.”

Welcome to the party, man... 🦇🦇

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭

This is gonna be episode 8 because they have like 25 loose ends to tie up #TheBoys

@Dexerto you know what, good for her

Gamer Kylie Jenner says “Zelda is one of the best games ever” while talking about her first Breath of the Wild playthrough She told the podcast she's “already conquered” one of the Divine Beasts

How HR rests after making 500 people apply for a job that was never actually available: 🛌

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more. That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

Everything costs too much and French Hill is to blame. He won’t use his power to stop the war which is driving up gas prices. He voted over and over and over to make your life more expensive. It’s time for change. #ChrisJonesforCongress