
Beauregard Jangles
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Beauregard Jangles
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass!


@ThinkInPeach Single people volunteer more, help their neighbors more, & give more money to charity than married people. So the cat lady not contributing to society thing is largely a myth. psychologytoday.com/nz/blog/living…





You do know them. They are your grandma, your grandpa. They are you. The traits you exhibit, your thoughts, feelings and emotions. Those are your ancestors living on in you. And if you're in America, you likely have an AFA goði near you. Runestone.org






Children are born atheists, and they don’t believe in gods until someone teaches them. So Religious belief isn’t natural, it’s indoctrinated.



Honestly tho why are they like this

The woman accusing Platner of rape says she was in a "situationship" with him, that she's had to "recall" memories she previously tried to forget ("recovered memory" red flag), that she "complied" with the alleged rape, and that she chose to sleep in bed with her rapist. OK then
















