Joe Bloggs

@easyJet @Forbes2506 Are we all allowed to know?

@Forbes2506 Hi James, we have sent you a DM please have a look. -Thanks, Thando

Hi @easyJet when will flights for February 2027 be released please?

@SimJJHol @OctopusEnergy not yet.

@Slud99 @OctopusEnergy Is not 6 hours now??

Hi @OctopusEnergy when are the changes to Intelligent Octopus Go happening (reducing to 6hrs per day)?

@OctopusEnergy Thank you.

@Slud99 Hey Joe, no changes have gone through yet — the end of January was a rough date but we’ll be in touch with plenty of notice before anything happens. I'm also on the other side of a DM if you've got any more Qs. 🐙

@TheAnfieldWrap That’s it.

Fucking hell.

Jenrick is a fraud. I’ve alway thought so, this quote proves it.

If you can’t keep your own resignation letter secure, you probably shouldn’t be anywhere near the nuclear codes. Just sayin’ #jenrick

CH43 6/10 settling #uksnow

@AerLingus Hi @AerLingus Sent you a DM. No reply. Flights still showing under “your trip” even though cancelled and awaiting refund. When I try and claim compensation, message is that you are “unable to retrieve booking”

@Slud99 Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We kindly request that you reach out to us via direct message so that we may provide further assistance with this matter.

Hi @AerLingus The chat function on X is only to a bot. How do you chat to a human? Flight was cancelled last night - EI3611. You told me you would send me a Text and/or email with alternative travel arrangements. You haven't.

@AerLingus Thank you. I have sent you a DM.

hey @CalDigitSupport, any idea when the elements hub will come back into stock in the UK?

Everyone banging on about Alexander Isak but I think we can all agree that the REAL news story of the summer is Kellogg’s absolutely abysmal “New Recipe All Bran”. #Kelloggs #AllBran #NewRecipe #NUFC #LFC #Isak #EvertonAreShite #Roughage #JamieCarragherArsehole #FibrePlus

Bring back old recipe All Bran! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/f6DGzSqXTR via @UKChange

Bring back old recipe All Bran! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/87kvLwLWg4 via @UKChange

.@KelloggsUKI

Oh @KelloggsUKI what have you done to All Bran? Who's idea was that?

@andrewlawrence A comedian?

Ways to begin...

@indykaila 10 o.clock at night is too late for news.

Are you happy with our news? How can we improve?

@NoContextHumans A cooee

Let’s settle the debate. What do you call this?