Johnny Dangerously

@Kate__KC 😍😍😍

It’s Tuesday — Just eat the taco!🌮💋 #TacoTuesday

@LibOrNormal @NobodymrRobert How I get rid of annoying ladies at the bar

This Hippo wasn't having any of this🤣😂

@HustleBitch_ Lighten up you fucking fairy

🚨 WE ARE AT WAR — U.S. ENERGY TARGET HIT — MASSIVE EXPLOSION ERUPTS AT ONE OF AMERICA’S LARGEST REFINERIES — BOOMS HEARD MILES AWAY A Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas just erupted into flames after a reported explosion, and the footage is unreal. • One of the largest refineries in the U.S. (~335,000 barrels/day) • Massive fireball and thick black smoke pouring into the sky • Residents say the blast shook homes and rattled windows • Shelter-in-place warnings issued as the situation unfolds This isn’t some small facility… this is critical U.S. energy infrastructure going up in flames. If this isn’t an accident… what does that mean for what comes next?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Ghost and Block unless she’s scorching hot

Friend just got this text… what should he do?

@BuzzPatterson @IndianaGPA I heard they were ductaping refugees to the tarmac so the planes can run over them. Shameful!

ICE agents shown ripping families apart and shooting people.

@Sassafrass_84 @FFT1776 Why give it any energy?

People are triggered that I serve my husband and kids their food. It has always been that way for me. They are calling me a control freak. I call it my love language. I also do buffets to serve yourselves when I am hosting parties. I do both. So, who is projecting on who? And why the hell are people even angry about this? This is so weird to me.

@arabella_045 Yes

Is anyone still waiting for me to follow back? 😉 Please let me know...I don’t want to miss anyone! ♥️🇺🇸 If you follow me, I will follow you back!💯

@viktoriajohaan 47

Guess my age

@MizzouAthletics @aaronladdtv M-I-Z pissed down their legs to say Thank you.

M-I-Z took over S-T-L. Thank you, Tiger fans! #MIZ 🐯

@Sassafrass_84 @goneers Boycott EVERYTHING that has to do with Colorado. Don’t travel there. Period.

Well, would you look at that? Thanks to the Fb group that publicized the decisions of this committee with names and faces. Less likely to forget. Vote them out. In Colorado, you can rape a child and get probation instead of prison. A bill to change that just failed — for the third year in a row. Four Democrats voted it down. 4 to 3. For the third consecutive year, Colorado lawmakers have killed a bill that would have required prison time for convicted child rapists. Senate Bill 26-111, titled "Protections Against Child Rape," was voted down 4-3 on a party-line vote in the Senate Judiciary Committee on March 18, 2026. The four Democrats who blocked it: Adrienne Benavidez, Nick Hinrichsen, Katie Wallace, and Mike Weissman. Under current Colorado law, a person convicted of sexually assaulting a child can be sentenced to probation instead of prison. The bill would have eliminated that option for certain Class 3 and Class 4 felony child sexual assault cases. It was sponsored by Republican Senator Janice Rich, with bipartisan House support from Republican Brandi Bradley and Democrat Regina English. Bradley said on record: "In our state, in Colorado, you can rape multiple children as long as it's only one time and receive probation." The same type of bill was killed in 2024 (8-3) and 2025 (6-5). This was the narrowest version yet — and it still failed. One of the four lawmakers who voted against it, Senator Hinrichsen, is also the lead sponsor of a bill to decriminalize prostitution in Colorado. Both bills went through the same committee. PC: Things You Don't Know on fb.

@LibOrNormal @RestrictedDaily She needs a shower. And maybe some whitening toothpaste

Best Screenshot Wins🤪🤣

@BlondeOfWar @TheLizVariant Weed has to be a part of this…

When Target Fashion Is So Ugly You Record A Comedy Special In The Fitting Room With Your Bestie 😂😂😂

@Texas_jeep__guy @LynneBP_294 Outlawed in the 90s. Government bought all the machines.

When was the last time you saw a cigarette machine like this? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@its_The_Dr Collective IQ: Room Temp

What would you call this Duo?

@ksorbs @GinaZippiHicks Just another gallon of fuel on the vigilante justice bonfire

So the 12-year-old accused of shoving rocks in the mouth of a 12-year-old girl so his friend could r*pe her was just released by a judge. This is how you make repeat offenders

@mlhhasirci @amazingirlsz That. Is a sexy picture

@amazingirlsz who’s up? 😉

@AntiLeftMemes When he ate that phone book without chewing

What was Chris Christie's Biggest achievement?

@ZOrtiz99 @TheLizVariant True Romance!

It's going to be a ice cream and movie night. Need some good recommendations for movies.

@lady_valor_07 Shit several times a week. On toast for breakfast too

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

@gpatterson828 Bummer girlfriend