Ellen

@mynlcorner What kind of monsters are you guys? This is so unfair!!

@Coaster_Strath @mattdagley How many others as you travel to the rock have similar attire? Oh, and May the 4th Be With You

@mattdagley May The 4th Be With You!!

May the fourth be with you.

@Coaster_Strath We all have this core childhood memory

@BessieBrou I am so sorry to hear this. Thinking about you

I have to say good-bye to my best friend in the coming hours, my awesome cat, Trix. I am heartbroken and although I know it is time, it does not make it easier. If you have a pet, show them some extra love today because their time with us is limited.

@LeslieBall29 Oh Myyyyyy

Brisket topped mac n cheese.

@Coaster_Strath Nice, where did you guys go?

Got out for a great little hike yesterday. Such a great day!!

The Richibucto RCMP is asking for the public's help in locating a missing 18-year-old man from Richibucto-Village, N.B.#Richibucto rcmp.ca/en/nb/news/202…

The Codiac Regional RCMP is asking for the public's help in locating a missing 15-year-old girl from Moncton, N.B. rcmp.ca/en/nb/news/202…

@imashleymi Take the W, good for you!

Nothing makes me second guess my enthusiasm for running like going for a run. Some days it’s reaffirmed. Some days not. Jury’s out today.

New headlights are a menace. Walkers and other drivers have to wear sunglasses at night or be blinded just because someone else has to make the treacherous Himalayan trek to Costco or soccer practice. Fill out the Transport Canada survey. cbc.ca/news/canada/lo…

@ChrisCillizza I read that as I hand out booze not bronze at first. Both would apply I suppose

Who had the Worst Week in Washington this week? I hand out a bronze, silver and gold medal every week! 🥉: Gregg "Teleportation" Phillips 🥈: The Noems And the winner is..... tinyurl.com/ye8yxcuf

@LeslieBall29 Stop, stop it! Also where did you get them?!

Truffle kettle chips - where have you been all my life?

@DadandBuried Is it a high speed blender or just a regular one, these things matter

Would you rather: Have to make small talk with other parents at the playground or put your hand inside a blender?

Springtime Snacky Snack, there were more in the bag. Now they are gone, Happy Spring everyone!

Big weekend for Team Canada 🇨🇦 The Women’s World Curling Championship kicks off in Calgary tomorrow, and our men’s para hockey team goes for gold at the Paralympics on Sunday. Let’s go Canada! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

CANADA 🇨🇦 FOR THE WIN A nail biter. But the Canadian wheelchair curling team finds a way to win again at the Paralympics. It’s an 9-6 victory over Slovakia. Canada remains undefeated, improving to 7-0. One win away from locking up first place with two games left.

@StateDept Laughs in Canadian 🇨🇦

SECRETARY RUBIO: We want the world to see that when you're a friend and an ally of the United States, it is a good thing. It's reciprocated.

@sircalebhammer And every one of those monitors is a problem attached to a person who is angry at you 😜

Fuck. I feel assumed for not being able monitor the situation this hard.

Frosty

@ReprtrPatHealey I agree, when you win your medal you want to win it the right way.

I understand it will put Canada in a tough predicament If the first two games are postponed because the opposition has come down with Norovirus. But by making the teams forfeit, we’re penalizing the players on the opposition teams for something out of their control. Is that what the Olympics is all about? I don’t think it is. I don’t really know what other option there is because the schedule is already tight. Tough spot I think.