GarciaIsSexy

My take for 2026: Nick Kurtz hits 45-50+ homers and DESTROYS the record for homers in someones first 2 seasons (Joe DiMaggio at 75)

BREAKING: Scientists taught a gorilla how to play Overwatch and he hanged himself 3 days later

he definitely read that comment 😭

@Retna1z @LeiterIsKing Calm down pal yeesh

@LeiterIsKing THATS NOT FUCKING HIM YOU STUPID FUCKING LIBERAL LMFAO

Must have very tan legs

@ll_hean Cal Raleigh

Boys with big butts

Un grupo de vegetarianos protestó en el "Festival de la Carne", en Japón, envolviéndose en film plástico para fingir ser "carne envasada", con etiquetas de precios de 5050 yenes. Un ponja pasó por ahi y la quiso comprar, se jijeaba el tipazo

@JacobsFieldRBW Even if he plateaus and only hits 10 more, 24 homers out of a rookie is awesome

People can hate me for this all they want but I do not consider Murakami to be a serious contender for Rookie of the Year Unsustainable homer pace is inflating his value and he gives you nothing in the field He’s good, but it’ll be DeLauter or McGonigle

@RamsSteve @samwell_gnarly_ Lakers in 5

@samwell_gnarly_ @SmexyAdolis

So yea regular reminder that I’m a girl not a guy. Thanks for ur time on this matter

@Guttas_ Any elly card with better defense than speed is a war crime lol

Elly with 73 speed should be a war crime

Such a beautiful swing from a high schooler, definitely not being just a little DFW bias

@ChiSoxFanMike @JoshuaHowsam To centerfield at that, just flicked his wrists and the ball went 410 feet lol

@JoshuaHowsam I have no idea how he hit that pitch out. Guy is different

How about 98 MPH off of Jose Soriano?

Who remembers the time John Sterling called himself being hit on the head by a foul ball?

@RamsSteve @samwell_gnarly_ Baalright

@samwell_gnarly_ @SmexyAdolis Ok, saMANtha.

@RangerApologist @USS_STERLING You say that until our defense messes us up

@USS_STERLING Bro we need offense 😭 im good sacrificing defense

We shoulda brought heim back man 💔

@RamsSteve @samwell_gnarly_ Ya know the name samantha could be in play here?

@samwell_gnarly_ @SmexyAdolis My apologies, SAM.

August 5, 2025 (just short of nine months ago) Shea hit three homers against the Washington Nationals

@CodyChadfordFan I wanted him so bad💔💔 nobody saw the vision, it was just "ohh we dont think he'll hit velo so nobody should take a waiver on him" like cmon bro you think 50+ homers in a dead ball era comes from nothing???😭

@SmexyAdolis Imagine him at first or dh for us 🫩

98 up and away.. thats for the people that said hes only hitting cookie fastballs down the middle Show em murakami

@11drawbridge @JaredSandler Yes sir

@SmexyAdolis @JaredSandler So, 20-38 at new Yankee Stadium? 🤔

The Rangers are just 90-166 all-time at Yankee Stadium and just 5-17 over their last 22 here

@samwell_gnarly_ Buncha goobers lol

@SmexyAdolis Mainly just annoying and happens too often