Gimme Chickens

@af_normie1777 @5Solas2 Just heard a RC priest saying this recently - I didn't know they were that self-aware

@5Solas2 You genuinely believe the antichrist will come from the Catholic Church? Totally delusional.

The Great Harlot Church is assembling, awaiting the Man of Sin.

@asparagoid I could tolerate him before he took on army of brainwashed Mormonesque hipster disciples with a 185 bench

2026 is the year I undo all the damage “Powerlifting” and Mark Rippetoe did to me No man has harmed more young men than Mark. He turned a whole generation of men into fat unaesthetic >30% bodyfat human pears with huge asses and wide birthing hips He is going to hell

@CCPISASSH0E Not much to do in Iowa but lift

I must admit, this is the only time in my life I’ve ever been attracted to a ginger 🔥👏🙌

@Iowa_Recruiting I'm so glad Deal fever is over. I never understood anyone wanting to see her on the court.

You’ll be shocked to know today’s transfer additions are coincidentally both represented by the same agency….

@BarstoolUIowa Wife says where is the fcking foul

STIRTZ IS GOING STUPID

@BarstoolUIowa You must not be drinking IPAs

Waiting for this game is agony

@JB02cj @HawkeyeHoes69 Lol

@HawkeyeHoes69 Ha so is Stirtz. Dumb little nerdy army haircut

Pryce sandfort such a little bitch fuck him

@SeanRidley2 @ByJeffSheldon My brethren are meat and potatoes. Hops are too striking and cost more.

@ByJeffSheldon What’s the deal with Busch light in Iowa and Nebraska?

Houston bars, however much Busch Light you think you have, you do not have enough.

@MikeJTrades @stillnez216 My friends don't lift so it's just me and my sons and a constant barrier with my friends since they like to talk about video games at age 50.

@stillnez216 I mean most men don't lift. My whole life I have pretty much lifted. It's a lonely road when people around you are all obese.

I never realized how many grown men would get offended when I said the inability to bench 95lbs is unreasonably weak for a healthy adult male. We legitimately may have a testosterone crisis amongst men. I was considered weak as a high school freshman and benched that.

@homegymcoop shoulders under the raised skidloader bucket and squat the front wheels off the ground - is it a machine or a free weight?

There are two types of people on the internet. Those who see this machine and think, "wow, that's incredible." And, those who think, "what a waste when you could just do a simple barbell squat."

@BowTiedYukon 315 for sets of 5 is attainable by random 45 year old office workers with no athleticism and no gear

Dudes in my replies yapping why training for more than an hour is too much and a waste of time while they make excuses about why they can’t bench 225 and babble on about how 315 is an “elite” lift for a gym bro

@ribzoftiktok Best video I've seen in 26. Crying at work.

At no point did I know what was coming next, 10/10

315 bench press is respectable

@reet416 We sent 2 based and strong young men out with this method.

@DavidEickholt Absolute hot garbage

Yikes.

@SwordMasterPub sword master lol

Me: I enjoy thinking about my wife sexually and doing something about it. Catholics: Thinking about your wife that way is lustful. You're a goon. This is the mind-numbing stupidity (I'm using this in the Prov 12:1 sense) of the pseudo-Gnostic garbage Augustine brought into the proto-Catholic church. God made men and women attractive to each other for a reason. It's all over scripture. So grateful I'm not a Catholic and never will be.

@rootcausesleuth Official: Those who complete the endurance race get certificates Rando: But I don't have legs Official: ...

If faith is a gift from God given to people, why are people commended for having faith? Heb 11:39

@HandyGingerGal Diabeetus

It ends when you end it. I've said it many times. Catering to fussy eaters creates insufferable adults. "Breakfast is ____ today. Take it or leave it".

@DavidEickholt 7th grade boys playing rec league at the community center get better refs for $50 a game

The amount of contact that these officials are letting go is borderline dangerous. Someone’s going to get hurt. Everyone on edge.

@simonmaechling Fatass diabetic doctors just handing out shots and pills lol. Every paper funded by the government or a corporation. It's a shitshow of hot garbage pouring down from "experts" who know jack shit. You know that 50 push-ups is life changing for health yet you can't do them.

We are living through the rise of anti-expertise. The idea that knowing more makes you less trustworthy. Where evidence is optional, credentials are suspicious, and confidence beats competence. That doesn’t empower people. It makes them easy to manipulate.