Squirt Cobain

@rBillSimmonsPod Tim Duncan.

Thoughts?

@keendawg @AlecMacGillis Drunkenly: "I have to become native at AI, Sharon!"

@AlecMacGillis This sounds like a Randy Marsh subplot in an upcoming South Park

This is pretty bleak.

@Big_Eazzzzy Knocking those mosquitoes down too.

Guilty 😂

@AlabasterTurtle @WillyWindsbur Tom Platz

@WillyWindsbur Thought that was Wee Man for a sec

Congratulations 👏 #HogToRocket

@itsjolyne Cheekbones crazy in both but the hairline was saying adios.

GIRL WHY WOILD YOU POST THIS???

@cptdankkk This is actually very cool. He stood up for himself, not really to bullies but just hazing. Vets respected him for standing up and being a man about it in front of them. Cool.

Jalen Ramsey says he put a $5,000 cap on his NFL rookie dinner after hearing stories about $30,000 tabs “When it got time for the rookie dinner, I just came out straight. It was in the DB meeting after practice, and I stood up in front of everybody before we left. I was like, ‘Look, y'all boys. We gonna do the DB dinner tonight at Ruth's Chris. I got the private room set up and all that. I know how this shit work. I done read some of the stories about people paying $20,000 $30,000 a whole lot of money. Y'all know how the money work. It don't just drop in your account as soon as you sign. Y'all know how this shit work now’” “I ain't really got it. I got it, but I ain't got it like y'all trying to make it seem like I got it. I done did the math, y'all. I got the Ruth's Chris menu. That's how much the most expensive steak is. That's how much sweet potato casserole is, and how much the cream corn is. I'm plating it out” “I'm like, ‘Look, I done did the math, y'all boys. So for each of us to go in there, enjoy a dinner, main course, sides, dessert, and a little something to drink, it's gonna cost me about five out of my pocket. I'm willing to pay five’” “I went with them, because I heard the stories were. They trying to go in there and get the Louis XIII bottles and take them home, and take two to-go plates for their family back home” “I said, ‘Look, we're gonna go in there, we gonna have a good time, we gonna eat good, I'm gonna pay that five, and then we out. If there's any problems with that, I ain't gotta go. I can call the lady right now. I'll put five on y'all tab. Y'all go in there, and once that five up, y’all done. The rest gonna be on y'all’” “Everybody was like, ‘Man, we ain't gonna try to do that to you, little bro.’ I said, ‘Alright, bet. I'll see y'all at eight o'clock.’ It turned out just like that. It didn't go over $5,000. We enjoyed ourselves. Nobody took advantage of the opportunity” “At the end of the day, it made us closer as a secondary. Like, ‘Alright, little bro came through for us. He showed us a good time.’ And for me, it was like, them boys respected what I said, what I laid out”

@Mandevil23 Who am I looking at here

i need her thick ass to be mcu rogue

@reddit_lies I know this broad smell like an onion sandwich.

Please, just shower.

@UndisputedQueso @AlmotsGraps Heroine Kidman best Kidman forever.

@AlmotsGraps Worse thing to happen to Kidman is when they took away his jean shorts and beater

"alright, you boys getting 7 minutes at the Garden. knock yourselves out"

@NewsBarron Aggressively European physiognomy on both of these people.

I’m cryn bro, I always expected Emma D’Arcy to be with some freakish troon on account of her being nonbinary but she’s just been getting dicked down by the same guy for 10+ years💀

@nut_history You gotta throw directly at his head next time up.

Beautiful swing but everything that follows might be the most painful thing these eyes ever laid on

@GreenTextRepost Brother tried to do a Neil Hamburger bit in communications class. You have to either commit to the awkwardness or just not try this type of thing. High degree of difficulty he obviously was not ready for.

anon sub

@redrummarts Dropping this line after the n bomb and seeing how it goes.

In high school I liked to crack risky jokes and whenever it didn't always land quite right I'd just say "it's okay, I can say it" and people would actually relax. They didn't question my credentials or nothing

@rudie_cantfail @baggins1986 @BDisgusting Man I watched this like 6 times as a kid just because it was on HBO all the time, I had no idea John Carpenter directed it. I stand behind it being better than it is credited as being.

@baggins1986 @BDisgusting Sam Neill was in Memoirs of An Invisible Man, a Chevy Chase flop that Carpenter got stuck with

John Carpenter has released a statement on the passing of Sam Neill: "I'm heartbroken to hear about Sam. We made two movies together, and every day on set was better because he was there.  "He was one of the finest actors I've ever worked with and brought intelligence, wit, and absolute commitment to every scene, making every moment feel real.  "Beyond the talent, he was a true gentleman. Over the years, I was lucky to call him a friend and I always admired his generosity, curiosity, and quiet sense of humor. "The world has lost a remarkable actor, father, farmer, and friend.  Thank you, Sam, for your extraordinary work, kindness, and the memories.  "Keep laughing at the madness of it for all for us, wherever you are."

@blockhead4000 Retvrn.

@DeadsoundApp Gallagher 2 type shiii.

This is incredible. It’s wild enough that Little Richard hired a Little Richard imposter, but the kicker when you find out who it was… reader, I almost drove off the road. [Source: episode 34 of “History of Rock in 500 Songs” podcast]

Was going band for band last night on childhood cartoon crushes and a longtime friend dropped “Timmy Turner when he turns into a girl.”

@ramagazzi I love my man Walton Goggins but he has heavy duty actor brain.

Walton Goggins tells Tarantino he's not leaving the audition room — 'Getting the job is irrelevant to me' “I said: I'm not leaving. He said: what do you mean? I said: I want to read all of these roles. He said: what are you talking about? I said: getting the job is irrelevant to me.” “Quentin read every other role as if he was filming it. And then I read Leo's role and he read every other role as if we were filming it — and it was one of the greatest days of my life as an artist.” “A couple of months go by — and I get a call that he wants me to come and play with him. And that was the beginning of two of the greatest experiences of my life.”

@JustLatasha404 There were some miscast characters and he was fat and in jeans but I did enjoy it.

I think about this film a lot. That being said, I will never watch it again