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boxofnothin
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You just put a frozen pizza in the oven and cracked open a can of Mountain Dew.
You take control of Master Chief on The Pillar of Autumn.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night.
A perfect summer night.
The year is 2026.
You are 31 years old.
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@kunii_tv A fight between the most evil man in existence, and hitler kazuya
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@HighTigerArt @AntifaCostanza wheres the video? I aint touchin that shithole with a ten foot barge pole
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@AntifaCostanza #post-25047876" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">kiwifarms.st/threads/oneypl…
Apparently the youtube video is cut to only talk about his grievances with Oney, he also shittalked the rest of the crew including saying Zach was making alt right episodes of Smiling Friends
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@ClubShayShay These wanks never fail to not make me laugh. They should steal jokes, maybe then they'd be a 1/10th as funny
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"Robbing Jokes Williams. That was the nickname. If he stole one of your jokes, there was a number you could call and they would send you a check." - Bobby Lee
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@badjujulie @NorthernIion_LP I think he should just stand up, period
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@looksbizarre They asked her where she’s gonna put it dumbass
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Showing an actress one of my cool collectibles and she's like "Wow, thanks...I will treasure it always"
"Oh no I...uh"
"This is such a cool and thoughtful gift"
"Well it's not—"
"Good bye!"
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A fan just surprised Inde Navarrette with an ultra-rare copy of Call of Duty 😱
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@charlieINTEL She was 8 years old when the game released. Fake enthusiasm meter is skyrocketing!
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A fan gave Inde Navarrette an ultra rare unopened copy of 2009 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
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jerry seinfeld would never say this, this is a rodney dangerfield joke. none of you idiots understand anything
Pinball🍎❄️🔻▐┛@PinballWiz4rd
“So I said, ‘sorry, I’m on a Sea Peoples only diet— I see peoples and I eat ‘em’.”
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🚨 NEW: The No 10 lectern has been removed as Andy Burnham prepares to deliver his speech without one
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@shannonrwatts @CollegeDems It's almost as if politics is more about polarisation than it is about loving people
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Dressed like Mao and talking about how much he hates the majority of Democrats as an invited guest of @CollegeDems. Our party having a normal one.
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TimTheTatMan attempts to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4
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@JoshFairhurst Well when it does, you'll need it to be the light of day to play the game
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Several years ago, I pitched around fifty releases simultaneously to Konami - among them was a Boktai re-release on modern platforms. I wasn't totally sure how we would replicate the sun sensor, but I figured that could be achieved through a peripheral.
Out of that pile of pitches, Rocket Knight Adventures Re-Sparked, Felix the Cat, and Ninja Five-O ended up being approved.
I'm still holding out hope that Boktai will see the light of day again.
HIDEO_KOJIMA@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
Found these while digging through the storage room. 🌤️
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@andyburnham New age of celebrity crap politics where pandering to peoples fondness for media is priority over deliverables of any kind. Charlatan
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When I said I was going to do politics differently, I meant it.
Yesterday I spent a couple of hours in Cardiff city centre inviting people to ask me anything about my plans for the UK.
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@rocco_botte Person who goes to 2-3 hour long movies cause they want to see the meme which is 3 seconds of screentime.
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You only have so much time in your lifespan so at this point if anything has the Akira bike slide thing or the three spider mans pointing at each other I just leave immediately
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@NafuAlt @nexusroute @OllyHasIt @Dexerto And the accounts an over 18s only porn account saying it pfffft
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@nexusroute @OllyHasIt @Smormgole @Dexerto its because its fine to sexualize a man, but when it's a woman, its suddenly objectification. More dudes should start reacting the same way women do when theyre sexualized so that they see how it feels lol
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@Brother_BBQ_ @hasanreplies @hasanthehun I think most sane people would never joke about shocking their dog. He's just so retarded that he thinks it's funny to lean into it, and the joke is he abuses his dog... lol
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.@hasanthehun reacts to this tweet: "For that tweet alone, Kaya gets a shock."
Kaya Piker@freefreekaya
She is TERRIFIED. Look how insecure she is about leaving the room. Even though Hasan pretends to be cute with her, she is stil full of doubt and hesitant. That's a dog that got abused severely.
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Actually the best 9/11 joke this year goes to Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie for this clip
dev camp jo 🩵🦑@DiaryofJo
I can’t believe this is the review that has me convinced I need to see this movie
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@MKBHD "Hmmm yes this device is just the right device for me! Thank you brand you make me happy!"
comments: wow marcus brownlee is a genius!
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Yes, I've been daily driving OnePlus 15 since it came out. OnePlus might have the most phones in my personal phones of the past decade? And it looks like this will be my last one.
OnePlus announced they will officially no longer launch new products in North America or Europe. Software support will continue, but OxygenOS on these phones will turn into ColorOS. RIP
(my video on the downfall of OnePlus has aged well) youtu.be/vZdbbN3FCzE
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@AdamFriedland I can't laugh, there's no fat guy giggling for me to find this remotely funny
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It breaks my heart to see one of the most racist countries in history (argentina) lose to one of the least racist countries in history (england) in something as politically important as soccer
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