Snartleflush

@tribaldroning Sad!

I have calmed down

elephant

kicking my wife in the head

@YungStinker Been there man 🤣😅🤗🤗

FUCK I'M SO FUCKING JORNY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCJKKKK

Send in the fucker

Mission accomplished, even though gym was busy AF and I had to share my toys

I wonder if this customer comprehends the precarious position they're in, being the one thing delaying me achieving a disgusting chesticle pump

women fw me cause i got lots of toys and goodies

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

@YungStinker Worry not sir , I have already fetched more tissues

Your Goonstick, Mastah Wayne

Sorry for what?

@tribaldroning Then you SWEEP THE LEG

+1 (800) KICK-LOW

Every day is a struggle against my treacherous balls and their schemes to rotate themselves into new uncomfortable positions

This isn’t Nietzschean, it’s not late-stage capitalism, coffee shops became an effeminate humiliation ritual instead of a place to go between smoking cigs & solving crimes, & your girlfriend is hot but you keep pulling out despite having over $2k saved. Foucault talks about this.

happiness is a poop gun bang bang poop poop

Constipated Drake be like "ever since I left the shitty"

I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack

@tribaldroning Then cut a hole in it and go to TOWN brother💪💪🙏

@tribaldroning Make a casting and get a custom pillow made from your abs

I’ve got a six pack and nothing to do