Ryan Archibald

@PeacemakingSt Temple, tee time, and maybe knock out a small project you've been thinking about doing... I just remembered a new shelf I've been thinking about putting up... BRB...

Fellow husbands and fathers: What are your go-to activities when your wife and kids are out of town? I am solo for the next few days! Have a temple reservation booked and considering a tee time but was curious what others like to do when they get this much time on their hands!

@mistressdivy A guy I grew up with attempted it... It has-Bean tried...

Why don’t coffee trucks drive around the neighborhood like ice cream trucks?

@_babygirlabby Reading books, not listening to them...

Serious question: how can someone improve their vocabulary?

@miles_commodore Cherish it.

When a family member over 85 years old is telling you a story for the 28th time, should you say something or play along?

@mrmikeMTL Thanks

if someone tells you, "you're weird," what would you reply with...

@PeacemakingSt Seems like energy drinks are just expensive sodas...

How do you personally view energy drinks in relation to the Word of Wisdom? Does it differ from how you view caffeinated sodas?

Be honest... First rap album you ever owned. 💿 Not the best. The FIRST one.

@IfindRetards If you did give in to the mob I would repost you on your page... Haha

Why do people take my account so seriously? People literally crying when I post their fav podcaster, celeb or politician. Tucker posted something stupid. I said so. They cried like babies "unfollowed" etc. I've defended him many times too, but I thought the post was retarded. Same with the Trump Jesus thing earlier this week. I'm surprised I have any followers with the amount crying people do. You'll never dictate to me how I run my page. I will run it into the ground before I give in to any mob. Prob why the page is doing the best it ever has. So I'm just going to keep doing it, stop taking it so damn seriously.

@IGoBySteve Starry? Gross!

Nothing ruins a restaurant more than this

@Matt_Pinner Her wedding ring is on the wrong finger?

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

Does it make you respect me less, or respect me more, to know that about 80% of my wardrobe comes from Costco?

@IfindRetards I think Loraina Bobbitt had one for a while...

Retarded post of the day 🏅 Can't believe it's not a parody.

Happy Easter! Love y'all!

Do y'all agree? Why or why not? #growthmindset #levelup #keepgoing #keepgrowing

#MotivationalMusic #UndergroundRap #HipHopHeads #WorkPlaylist #JarrenBenton #JediMindTricks

@kariwarburton Phone call during a prayer?

I want to make an unhinged General Conference bingo card Help give me ideas!!

@LDScholar @FiredUpCoug Nicely done, mine said 824th...

@FiredUpCoug Backer #2! Im wondering who got there before me lol.

The Fablehaven crowdfunding campaign, with the two games I've been working on for months, has officially started! Those who purchase the Caretaker bundle in the first 48 hours will receive this beautiful extra pin. Link in the comments below:

@FiredUpCoug @elonmusk I might be silly, but I might have sent him your way...

You probably won't believe this. But after I created and posted this video yesterday, I showed it to my wife and told her, "I have a feeling that if @elonmusk sees this post, he will probably reshare it." "Yeah, sure babe." And then it actually happened!

Awesome!