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@DougJBalloon What about the Hercules dude? He seems like a natural for this project!

How I would have cast the Odyssey Odysseus - Scott Baio Penelope - Roseanne Barr Telemachus - Clav Circe - Patricia Heaton Antinous - James Woods

@latenightercom As soon as I saw the still, I started thinking of the Friends story arc with Susan Sarandon, and Joey getting slapped!

John Oliver’s third—and final—day on General Hospital is off to a rip-roaring start. Consider him fully initiated.

@SheaSerrano If I'm getting an invite, I'm hoping it's for Sunday!

man down man down i’ve been hit 😂

This clip, from Larry David's new show "Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness" is one of his FUNNIEST ever. Awesome to have Rob Reiner as George Washington in possibly one of his final on-screen performances. Cameo by Kimmel is chef's kiss. RIP, Rob Reiner.

@bigcontentguy Saigon. Merde.

bringing this back. happy 4th

@nathanlgonzales Former multi-term congressman from Peoria? And former cabinet member. Is that the best they could for 'Republican heroes from Illinois'?

If you had Ray LaHood hologram on your Great American Fair bingo card, you win.

@paulapoundstone Or not. Whatever.

I was comfortable with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce just living together.

@MenInBlazers Low bar, but thanks Mauricio!

HE'S MAGIC, YOU KNOW 🪄 Mauricio Pochettino has more wins at the World Cup than any manager in the history of the USMNT 🇺🇸

@JayCuda No team has scored more runs in July than the Cubs.

the chicago baseball teams are routinely scoring 22+ runs in games these days

@Acyn So says Steven Voldemiller.

Stephen Miller: I can't call Talarico a man. Who knows what gender he is. He's a weird, strange, bizarre, totally unelectable human that is never, ever, ever going to be the senator from the great state of Texas.

@jonfavs The White House refuses to address the remark.

I'm sure what happened next was a strong condemnation of the remarks from everyone else with a microphone, right?

this is the best $85 i ever spent

@3YearLetterman @Shoneys @DR34M Point of order: Joe Biden was 82 years and two months old when he left office. Trump won't exceed that until August 2028.

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Today we wish a happy 80th birthday to President Trump. Here are 9 FACTS that the mainstream media won’t admit 1. He invented commercial real estate 2. He’s defeated inflation 3. He’s defeated Iran 4. 3 successful marriages, 5 kids, 21 grandkids 5. He’s deported more illegal immigrants in 18 months than all other presidents combined 6. I got gas for less than $1 a gallon today and was paying 10X that under Biden 7. He is the most devout Christian president in history 8. No president has read or loved the Bible like him. He even made his own 9. He’s now the oldest president in history Thank you, sir. Our greatest president, Benjamin Franklin, is looking down at you and smiling

@atrupar Pete does NOT want to be fact-checked! Especially not by a liberal woman.

BRENNAN: But there is a crisis with those weapons stockpiles right now HEGSETH: No there is not. That is a manufactured story that the media wants to peddle BRENNAN: You have testified to it in front of Congress HEGSETH: You don't have to read back to me what I testified

@ELuttwak How's that working out for Russia, in Ukraine?

The USA has joined the ranks of the world's post-heroic countries that cannot tolerate even a few casualties to defend even major interests. 82nd troops & Marines in place w ample air support to cut risks did not occupy the Gulf islands to keep the seaways open. WH said no

@Acyn Pot-kettle????

Fetterman on Platner: Like if you can't really defend him, you could at least say, well, I mean, at least he has a D after his name. But he's not even a Democrat

@nocontextmemes The gold edges out the cash, if you assume $100 bills, but it's closer than you might guess.

@nylawho1 @grok - How much do the weights in the above video weigh?

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny

@DOWResponse @SecWar Why not 47?

America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.

@HQNewsNow Text 'POTUS' to 45470 to wake the president from his nap

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep in the Oval Office