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Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@Not_the_Bee Trump is ridiculously afraid to release the remainder of the Epstein files.

Don't ever apologize for saying something that's true.

@PlanetOfMemes She's drunk.

When I ask my wife why we are getting so many Amazon deliveries on a daily basis:

Liam Neeson auditioning for the role of Cupid.

@LibertyCappy @grok Is this video AI?

Why women live longer... 🤣

@LibertyCappy It's polka.

Why do they sound so similar? 😂

@LakeLureRealtor @LibertyCappy Every time I tell a Mexican they listen to polka music they immediately retort, every time, "This isn't polka music!"

@LibertyCappy Mexico had an Austrian King for a short period of time (1863 to 67). His name was Maximilian the 1st and he brought brass instruments into the country when he Europeanized the military and also a lot of beer makers. This is also why Most Mexican beers are "Vienna Lagers"

@Rothmus Is this a prank? It seems staged.

Sir…sir…

Also, i'd like to maintain that Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time, is Disney's best direct-to-dvd sequel.

Tolkien explains why the Fellowship didn't fly the Eagles to Mordor.

@JamesBejon @josephrandall Until I read this I never saw this perspective. Do you have your own podcast yet? Have you written any books?

@josephrandall Thanks—that’s really good!

THREAD: Unusual Inclusions in Matthew’s Genealogy (and Beyond) Biblical genealogies typically revolve around males, but Matthew’s is a bit different.

@SpillTheMemes What an incredible ass!

Farm wives are built different!

@La1_NG @AngelOf1764 @V_Lady2024 Your reply is strange.

@Space7not8 @AngelOf1764 @V_Lady2024 Congrats, you found a reason not to trust Google AI summary! That statement was the cameraman talking bullshit in the police statement, he was stabbed once in the chest after standing on a stingray by accident.

“If an animal kills me its my fault not theirs” -Steve Irvin I’m not sure I know what this is 😱

Super fun brain-boosting activity kids will actually love 🧠

Would you try being launched at 80 km/hr off the back of truck doing 80 km/hr?

@ShakespeareSolv @samuel_costner Nuremberg from last year is good. But I know what you mean.

@samuel_costner I blame Russell Crowe It was the LAST good movie he made I remember the excitement at the time, hoping for at least two more adaptations

There were 20 books. We got 1 film.