Twister Spam

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Twister Spam

Twister Spam

@SpamTwister

On a mission to wake up the lazy media, editors, copywriters. No more "hacks" to describe things. Unless you're actually just a hack at your job.

Katılım Ekim 2022
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Twister Spam
Twister Spam@SpamTwister·
I wish you idiots would put as much effort in to [ learning how to spell, how the US government works, what 1A really means] as you do believing election and vaccine conspiracies. Give us a fighting chance - pull out!
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸
Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·
I hope there’s a way where Biden doesn’t get advance notice of the questions to be asked at the debate between him and Trump. Even better, I hope the questions are drawn up an hour before the candidates take the stage. You Bidensexuals claim he can think and speak on the fly; prove it. Let him have to stand there and speak off the cuff. I say he can’t. Prove me wrong.
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Twister Spam@SpamTwister·
@DBdPartDeux Oof. You got burned with "libtard". When they call you that, all you can do is tap out. That's their killer finishing line.
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Twister Spam@SpamTwister·
Hey, @CNN Are you hurting so badly for cash that you really need all the shit advertising on your website? Sure, using phrases like "...internet dies laughing" is a tired trope, but surely you're still getting enough engagement.
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Twister Spam@SpamTwister·
Really useful information here, @CNN Keep up the stellar reporting. 👍
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FormerlyThatGuy330
FormerlyThatGuy330@AKAThatGuy330·
Ok I'm back to trolling blue check marked idiots... It's too much fun not to. It's worth the couple Elon pennies they get each month thanks to my comments. 🤷‍♂️
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FormerlyThatGuy330
FormerlyThatGuy330@AKAThatGuy330·
@SpamTwister He seems like everything about him is faked for social media..including his marriage.
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FormerlyThatGuy330@AKAThatGuy330·
@SpamTwister I do it all! I'm like a utility player in baseball. Just way funnier..in my mind at least.
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Twister Spam@SpamTwister·
@jayblackisfunny @KellyScaletta "Not without my communist sympathizer ex-husband's former son-in-law, and my guppy" was your best one so far ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Jay Black
Jay Black@jayblackisfunny·
@KellyScaletta Yep. I’ve written 12 movies, the last 6 or 7 have all been on Lifetime. I also produce them with my company, which means I’m not nearly the communist sympathizer that the MAGAs make me out to be.
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Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦@KellyScaletta·
I'm just sort of curious how diverse my tweeps are. What do you do for a living?
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Sam (he/him)
Sam (he/him)@mushycrouton·
Some facts: Gay men date trans men Trans men who are exclusively attracted to men are gay men Lesbians date trans women Trans women who are exclusively attracted to women are lesbians Anyone who disagrees is a homophobe who wants to control gay people & tell us how to gay.
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