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@Belive_Kinuthia Let me laugh at you. At least this is the most comical thing I've heard this rough week as a citizen. You've made my day. You shouldn't have reserved this. You should have shared it sooner. My heart wouldn't have been heavy as it is.

I have been reserving my comments on the issue of Kenya agreeing to host an #Ebola quarantine centre in Kenya for a reason but nor anymore. Before jumping into conclusions,we must never forget the role our country played during the Covid-19 pandemic. We must also not sensationalise this issue and remember that Kenya is not being turned into an “Ebola dumping ground.” Kenya is being recognized as a trusted regional health and humanitarian hub with world-class quarantine and infectious disease infrastructure. Cooperation with global partners is a sign of confidence in our medical systems, not weakness. The facility at UN–The Nairobi Hospital was specifically designed for high-risk infectious disease response. Controlled quarantine is not the same as releasing patients into the public. Fear should not replace facts. Kenya has the expertise, protocols, and international partnerships to manage such situations safely.

@Outlawed215 @GertrudesHosp I agree. AI slop has made us loose touch with brands.

@GertrudesHosp Stop using AI. This thing is soulless.

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@ukweliRaw @WilliamsRuto Si ajenge mashule basi na hizo simiti zake takataka

@WilliamsRuto Ruto ako kwa business. His Cement n steel co has a market for the products.

We will construct a modern, 10,000-seater stadium at a central and more accessible location to be identified within Kilifi Town, instead of the proposed site at Tezo, which is considerably far from the town and less convenient for residents. We remain firmly committed to sports development and the nurturing of youth talent through the upgrading and expansion of sports facilities across the country.

@TheVintageGent1 @georgenjoroge_ @KeNHAKenya Don't give them ideas

@georgenjoroge_ @KeNHAKenya Since Gachagua is the scapegoat of this government incompetence,they might as well say he hired goons to dig up the road and create potholes..

KeNHA closed Chiromo Road for months. @KeNHAKenya DG I want you to look at these pictures and explain to Kenyans with a straight face how a road you just repaired has potholes before the paint is even dry. This is not incompetence. Incompetence is accidental. This is deliberate. You used substandard materials knowing exactly what would happen because the same road will need repair again and the same tender will be issued again and the same people will eat again. The pothole is not a mistake. The pothole is your business model. 😐 #CentralFocus

@fednard__ @ceraliza Relationships are tough these days bro 😂😂😂. You will do everything right on other days, but these one day will have you arraigned for your judgement 😂

@ceraliza 😅 That’s what is going to happen when we are in a generation where people feel like everything’s competition. We are in a relationship that feels like you always have to perform to prove your love and affection. Relationship should be based on alignment

I know a guy that broke up with his gf of 3 months cause she didn’t get him anything for his birthday. He said he has experienced what it feels to have a woman spend on him and he refuses to settle for less 😭😭

@BonayaHappi @citizentvkenya Where is the decorum when they collaborate in stealing our resources.

@citizentvkenya in high-level diplomacy involving Emmanuel Macron, maintaining decorum is non-negotiable. Kenyans should also style up and uphold discipline in public and official engagements.

‘Total lack of respect!’ Angry French President Emmanuel Macron demands silence from the audience during a presentation

@jasonlongmen @baroswahjr No you are not. It's made aware to you once you enroll your kid and after a few PTA meetings. Had a family member there. And if you knew who pushes for these levies, in this particular school, you'd loose sleep, and clutch on your voter's card

@baroswahjr MarryHill is among the tier 1girls public schools in Kenya. Mimi sioni shida, before you bring your girl huko you are made aware of the fee structure plus kuna options mob.

Let's visit MARYHILL GIRLS, Term 1 school fees is Kshs 33,610 Term 2 school fees is Kshs 19,847 Term 3 school fees is Kshs 15,097 Total per year is Kshs 68,554. Easy. Right? Let's go to EXTRA LEVIES. Extras: 1. School Motivation - Kshs 7,000 per term. That makes it Kshs 21,000 per year. For some classes it's Kshs 5,500 x 3 which is Kshs 16,500 2. Class motivation - Kshs 3,000 per term. This totals Kshs 9,000 per year. 3. Development - Kshs 20,000 per year 4. Enhancement program - Kshs 7,000 per year 5. KFC - Kshs 1000. You ask what is KFC? The parents visit the school once every term. This day the school buys KFC chicken for the girls at a cost of Kshs 1,000 per term. In a year it's Kshs 3,000. Total Extra Levies is Kshs 69,000 Total amount to keep your daughter at MARYHILL GIRLS is Kshs 69,000 + Kshs 68,554. It Totals Kshs 137,554 And here they don't joke. There is no room for negotiation. No diplomacy. As early as Term 1 on induction day, you are told utafute shule ingine mapema kama umeskia huwezani. Here, parents talk in hushed tones.

@MattWallace888 x.com/i/status/20395…

If anyone can successfully copy the link on this post I will buy you a Tesla

@MuyaSheWolf @Goddie_Ke Nikisema tunaongozwa na mikebe, watu hawasikii

@Goddie_Ke What are they staring at? Like they can see the antibodies getting ready to stop the virus.😹😭

Samson Mutua becomes the first Kenyan to receive long-acting HIV prevention injection, Lenacapavir

@d72e5e692347477 @IanKODHIAMBO @kamauwaruhiu Depends on which Nissan. I have the Xtrail t30, drives like a dream👌🏾. What I've tended to notice is that the hatchback Nissans, are quite problematic.

@IanKODHIAMBO @kamauwaruhiu As a person who has had both, Nissan is good. Veeeeery good.

I bought this car for 45k spent 100k on it and sold it for 35 k with a warning from the traffic commandant in kabete it was never to be seen on any Kenyan road ,we have tried in this life we have tried.

@penjki @wambuijoan2024 Ulisema Python itajipa kwingine 😂😂😂

@wambuijoan2024 Nimeishi kupita social studies, history na English... I never thought the universe was preparing me for this opportunity lakini Mimi na kiherehere yangu nikaingia kufanya kampyuta gaddamit... Ile university ilipea sudi doctorate wako na ya lawyerism...nitalipa 😂

“Lazima Upande Kitanda”! - Lawyers LILLIAN OLUOCH and JANE KIMORI accused of preying on male interns at their law firm. Eloi!!

@Hoopss Damn, never knew Tommy Norris moved liked that

Bro how tf did this dude have Angelina Jolie acting like this😭

@KerryBurgess Makes me ask, how many kids disappeared during COVID

Given some of the testimony in the latest release of Epstein documents, I hope rather than believe that none of this is true...

@Waziri035 Eh bana matumbo inauma

Kabarak comrade current camping on their Gmail waiting for Provisional Graduation list

Have you heard of the largest cleanup in history? You can be part of it too.

@Dr_Kingori Wacha niende gym ata, wueeeh 😂

EPRA has raised Gaitho.

@jaceymutuku @primemediakenya Wacha ata hivyo, some of us have grown up in the same environment na Hawa maboiz. Wazazi wakatusomesha kwa shida kama wao tukafika kileleni. But we preserved the dignity to fight for this country. Huyu anyoroshwe afunguke macho

@primemediakenya Matakataka waliskia wote tumesoma tukona kazi

Goon zu's Warn Gen z's ahead of tomorrow Saba Saba protests

@NdemoKelvin Let's start a Discord Channel for this, all Engineers, all thinkers we should brainstorm this and begin working immediately

Tunaunda a parallel open sourced tallying center pahali imefikia, am struggling though how we will verify the authenticity of the documents Ideas?

@beautymbugua7 @kenyasgossips Asanti buana, I'm trying to explain it lakini inapita watu vichwa

@kenyasgossips Ruto is building something else in the name of church...sijui mbona hamutaki kuelewa

"If God cannot live in your heart he will not live in the church in Statehouse" - A pastor addresses President Ruto

@Bellaa254 @Tutu_lips_ Huyo naye hakuwa mwerevu ata kidogo, piriton ndio husaidia mtu akijikuna. Ama pia mimi si mwerevu

@Tutu_lips_ sasa mwingine niliambia "hey scratch my back naumwa" Gaidi ikasema pole umemeza panadol?😂

Hakuna kitu ngumu kama dem kuomba mechi ,Men need to read the signs.