Republic of Alberta

@krassenstein To move in with your wife's boyfriend?

We have left the United States for Montreal. No corruption here.

@GovTimWalz just shutup dude. this distraction is great for you. go hide while all this takes place. srsly

No new wars.

@MattWalshBlog bad bunny...

The sense I get from watching my first ever hockey game is that the championship games are incredibly exciting in a way that Super Bowls often aren’t, but some random regular season hockey game would be excruciatingly boring in a way that random regular season football games rarely are. True or false?

@Shawn_Farash more americans on the ice than in minnesota, shit

Canada is clearly the better team. USA is being vastly outplayed

@_willcompton First you guys hate ICE, the you put 8 guys on it …

I’m not a hockey guy but shouldn’t Canada be able to score when we have 3 guys on the ice? Not a great look for their country

@RantyAmyCurtis Most Canadians are retarded and lost their way.

Man, I was told Canadians are nice. Got a whole bunch of really pissed off Canucks in my mentions because I think it’s wrong to cheat.

@Smackitals Me too brother, me too.

Ight have had my fun trolling you Canada 🇨🇦 but this is where I 🔒 in… Good luck tommorow may the best team win and I hope you guys get rid of your Indians 🫡 🥇

@ToewsWenda Brainwashed communists.

Who wants Danielle out of power?

@3YearLetterman @Canada @AvrilLavigne @JustinTrudeau @EmbaCubaUS @katyperry @GovernorPerry @WayneGretzky @TimHortons @PovertyCanadian @Whitesnake Other than that this all checks out.

@3YearLetterman @Canada @AvrilLavigne @JustinTrudeau @EmbaCubaUS @katyperry @GovernorPerry @WayneGretzky @TimHortons @PovertyCanadian @Whitesnake 2. It’s the king. We have to do whatever the king says..

In preparation for tomorrow’s hockey matchup between America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇦🇺, here are some FACTS that the Canadians hate: 1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth 2. Canada is a British province that must do what the queen says 3. The greatest hockey player who ever lived was American 4. Canada is poor, poorer than our South American neighbors in Mexico. The average Canadian makes less than $10,000 per year and doesn’t have the internet 5. Justin Turdeaux must do what Donald Trump says because they don’t have sovereignty 6. Vermont has superior maple syrup to anything in Canada 7. No Canadian has ever had a #1 song or album in the US 8. Canadians are the most obese and unattractive Western country 9. Quebec residents must speak English FIRST because America is the birth place of the English language 10. Canadians have an average IQ than is 20 points below the average US IQ

@Smackitals Oh fuck it’s Sunday huh. We’ll see you Sunday!!!!!

@SpiderNutMonkey Sunday*

HEY CANADA, WHERES YOUR 2026 WOMENS HOCKEY GOLD MEDAL 🤡 😂 EVEN WORSE , YOUR COUNTRY IS STILL FILLED WITH INDIANS 🇮🇳 😮‍💨 🤢

Yes

@hasanthehun Get out. Go home.

landed in canada for the first time. instantly confused as to why people don’t choose to live here rather than the us when they immigrate.

Affirming mental illness instead of trying to treat it has fataI consequences

It's NOT ENOUGH that they are lowering flags to half mast today. These IDEOLOGICAL FLAGS need to be removed from all public spaces and places where children gather.

Trans people are the most dangerous and unstable group in existence and it’s not close. The entire gender transition industry must be forcibly shut down immediately. Not just for the sake of the gender confused people it preys upon, but for the safety of the general public.

@matt_kercher Trans people are mentally fucked. And dipshits like you think the treatment is mutilation. You’re the fucking problem.

If you’re using a tragedy in BC to fear monger against trans people. You’ve got a special place in hell waiting for you.

@mark_slapinski No seriously fuck trans people. And fuck you for pretending it’s ok to let mental illness such as gender ideology go mistreated leading to horrible like this. If you think you’re a different gender that’s a mental red flag. Treat it. Change the mind not the body. Asshole.

I am a Conservative. And I have some advice for other Conservatives: Stop using today's mass shooting as an opportunity to bash trans people. You fucking lowlives.

@Spothe “Being trans” = “untreated mental illness”

Being a trans person does not 'cause' you to murder. Being a straight person does not 'cause' you to murder. Undiagnosed or untreated mental illness is the more likely cause. Stop labeling. Stop assuming. Stop creating your own narrative.