Reggie Spliff

That’s it?…thought that mf was gonna disappear like Harry Potter…we in 2026 nigga, step ya tech up.

@FrankRo58205191 @CollinRugg takes elite ball knowledge to know this reference

@CollinRugg Wei Tu Lo was the pilot.

JUST IN: Baltimore bakery truck struck by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey. According to local reports, the plane was a United Airlines Boeing 767-400. Senior vice president of Transportation & Logistics at H&S Bakery, Chuck Paterakis, says the driver was headed from Baltimore to New Jersey when he was hit. The driver suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore. "Our maintenance team is evaluating damage to the aircraft and we will investigate how this occurred," a United spokesperson said.

@Pudnite @mattschneidman good one

@SplifferusVibes @mattschneidman You’re a cuck lil bro

Packers rookie edge Dani Dennis-Sutton didn’t start his media session until hearing the name of every reporter there

@Pudnite @mattschneidman Calling like you see it and projecting are two totally different things. You know nothing about me weirdo lmao

@SplifferusVibes @mattschneidman You’re projecting

@alexbruesewitz Who fuckin cares?

If Spirit Airlines fails, the blame will fall squarely on crazy Elizabeth Warren and the Biden Administration. Their anti-capitalist policies killed the Spirit–JetBlue merger that would have saved the airline and protected its workers’ jobs. Warren is a nasty woman.

@LafleurforGitmo @mattschneidman hey man what

@SplifferusVibes @mattschneidman Another fucking word that means absolutely nothing now because a bunch of retards heard it for the first time 2 months ago and don't know what it means.

@RaheemKassam right because we all wanna be on the same plane as somebody called Raheem Kassam

We can’t let this happen. Mostly because it increases the likelihood of Spirit customers being on the airlines I fly.

@Berkanaao no idea why this is on my timeline but man do we need to bring lobotomies back

Uranus, the planet of disruption and sudden insight, has finally entered Gemini. This transit brings significant change for all of us! Here is what Uranus in Gemini will affect you based on your rising sign: 𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 🧵🪡

@RattPack @Logic301 @G_Eazy

THE ENDLESS SUMMER TOUR PART II @Logic301 @G_Eazy

@AngryCops Why don’t you ask the reason these data centers exist in this first place this question

Can someone please inform me as to why Data Centers are being protested/hated? What are the actual concerns about them and are they valid?

@dingelmeyer @riskylew …..thanks 👍🏻

@SplifferusVibes @riskylew The goofs who do this work, obviously.

We live in a LARP society. All of their body language, mannerisms - the childlike thrill of getting to aimlessly yell "MOVE MOVE MOVE" like a Call of Duty NPC - have been laser-ingrained into their brains from decades of FPSs + action movies where they're all the main character.

@JeffJefferson49 @em_Lazzy

@SplifferusVibes @em_Lazzy the reading comprehension of Yanks is shocking, honestly. You should really be embarrassed

MM/DD/YYYY Tipping culture Very high toilet water Guns being sold in a supermarket Ability to supersize things The concept of Jaywalking Vacation days Tax not included in final prices of goods Healthcare Portion size

@JeffJefferson49 @em_Lazzy That’s great. You still didn’t answer my question.

@SplifferusVibes @em_Lazzy The ability to supersize things doesn't exist in most countries that employ capitalism. So implying that capitalism rather than greed/gluttony is the reason for supersized meals is wrong

@JeffJefferson49 @em_Lazzy when/where did i say that it doesn’t?

@SplifferusVibes @em_Lazzy Acting as if capitalism doesn't exist outside of the USA

@ParabolaThe @Rainmaker1973

@SplifferusVibes @Rainmaker1973 it’s a bobcat bro no one has ever been killed by a bobcat (recorded) in history. a mountain lion can and has killed however. don’t fuck with a mountain lion

A bobcat mistakes a camouflaged hunter for prey [📹Carson Bender]

@Casebradford i often tell myself i’m never deleting this app. And then i see tweets like this.

Sunshine “causing skin cancer” has got to be one of the dumbest beliefs in the history of mankind.