Chad Ahtanum M.Eng

@AFASeleccionEN Looks like the mufo is back on. Get it up ye, you snide, cheating scumbags

⏱️ Full time. 🇦🇷 Argentina 0 🆚 1 Spain 🇪🇸

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAWWC Jamon Iberico is better than prosciutto. Also, If I warm up just right and really concentrate, I can fellate myself. Oh, sorry. Are we not sharing irrelevant statements no-one cares about!? The men's world cup has nothing to do with women's world cup.

History-makers 🇪🇸 Spain have become the first nation to hold both the @FIFAWorldCup and @FIFAWWC simultaneously! 🏆🏆

@NealGardner_ Messi is a cunt just like his fellow countrymen. I'm glad he got his shit pushed in. His last international memory is the heartbreak of realising FIFA lied to him. His legacy is a sham.

Everything Argentina did backfired on them completely. Zero intent, needless yellows, & an inevitable red. I feel so bad for Messi, and only Messi, because he deserved so much better. DRAGGED this side to the final, only to get no help in its most literal sense conceivable.

@WolfRMFC They're Argentinian, this is what they do. A nation of underhanded, dishonest cheats with a victim mentality. Absolute scum by every metric.

What the hell is wrong with these Argentinians?

@Jonatha29997038 @akaChivato @BurnsideWasTosh Does it fuck 🤣🤣 So the North stops 50 miles south of the Jockish border? Take your head for a shit mate.

@akaChivato @BurnsideWasTosh The North starts at Tebay services.

@BBCNews Sober for three months? Clearly an absolute expert given that he's navigated zero major tournaments without being twatted. Here's how to do it: - Pints - Pints - Get rid of your ginger stache - Pints - Bags in - Pints - Slags in - Isotonic drink - Pints - Kebab - Go to work

My drinking days are over - here are my tips for an alcohol-free World Cup bbc.in/4xg4PJc

@pepsi Eggs & Speed

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@RestoreBritain_ I think you'll find it far more likely that Iranians currently in the UK who have been here for years are more likely to return to Iran. Every Iranian I've met living in the UK has always had a sadness in their eyes when talking about the country they left before the takeover.

Britain does not want waves of Iranian asylum seekers attempting to enter our country. That is not in our national interest. Britain should not be bombing Iran.

@sallyanna25 @DickDelingpole It's due to the suppliers of no/low products being the same ones who produce the 'full fat' versions. Their products are classified as BWS (beer, wine, spirits) and as such all SKUs provided by this supplier are linked to the age check mechanic on automated tills.

@DickDelingpole Why do automated tills demand an age check for zero alcohol wine ?

If the cost of beer is so high because of tax on alcohol, then how come the zero percent stuff costs even more in pubs?🤔

@F1 Andiamo!! Grande lavoro, grazie ragazzi! McLaren collapsing RBR competing with only one driver Merc backing the wrong rookie. It's still our year boys! WDC & WCC incoming. Forza Ferrari!

Our top three in FP2 👏 🥇 Lewis 🥈 Charles 🥉 George #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

@Andrew__Kennedy @Tesco Just do a chargeback and get on with your life. Jesus wept.

Hi @Tesco On Good Friday I experienced the most awful and humiliating experience in your Hurst Park (Surrey) store. I popped in to pick up groceries on my way to visit friends. I used “scan as you go” as I always do, and paid £75.92 for my groceries, using my Apple Pay.

@IMissHitchSlaps @MalvernianKarl

@MalvernianKarl What are they living on? If none of them get benefits how is one minimum wage, or just above it, income supporting 10 people in private rented property (supposedly they're not eligible for social housing until they get ILR). The numbers don't add up.

@jayjay749 @fran3kly @DuckCheeky @MartinSLewis And what is one of the key contributors to everything increasing in price? The cost of employing people. The minimum wage has increased by 80%+ in ten years. It is completely unsustainable and rather than lift people out of poverty it drives prices up for everyone.

@Spongo10 @fran3kly @DuckCheeky @MartinSLewis But because the cost of everything has risen at a ridiculous rate, that has still made minimum wage dire.

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@unitedutilities @br09ham Why should I pay for other people's bills, or your decision to spunk out more than your annual profits in dividends every year. You should have already made these investments. I'm unmetered. I will be leaving all of taps running permanently henceforth you unscrupulous cunts.

@br09ham The increase is going to help with things such as improving water quality, reducing storm overflow spills by 60% and providing £525 million to support households with their bills. 1/2

Oh it’s ok then it’s been approved by OFWAT - 27% is a joke - inflation is 2.5% What are we getting extra for the money

@fran3kly @DuckCheeky @MartinSLewis The minimum wage is not dire at all, in fact it's increased exponentially over recent years. Certainly at a much faster rate than middle earners. The issue is the cost of goods and services in this country driven by high levels of taxation, utilities & cost of imports.

@DuckCheeky @MartinSLewis to be fair to him, minimum wage is dire 😭 at my first job it cost me an hour's wages just to get the bus to work

@GorillaOSINT Are the wall anemones a code? What do they mean?

@skytv I've received STD test results that are more amusing than James Corden.

The Beckham effect is out in full force 😂

@adampollock That is a lovely dining room with a beautifully set table and wonderful coving. Lasagne with friends in that space will be marvellous. Affogato for pudding with a drizzle of PX for good measure and this would be my perfect dinner party.

Table set for nine for supper tonight chez moi. Lasagne is perfect for large dinners – cook it in advance and simply reheat in the oven, serve with a salad and homemade vinaigrette. Hard to beat.

@pmarca Central banking already shook by the prospect of a 6'7" madlad asking questions they don't want to answer. Push back, King.

The President's WIFE and SON were debanked. 🤯 amazon.com/Melania-Trump-…

@andrewbensonf1 Lewis Hamilton is an absolute gigachad who has grown tired of Mercedes' lack of drive and ambition. The team he helped build no longer exists. There is no desire for absolute domination at Brackley anymore. You know where you'll find relentless determination? Maranello. 🇮🇹

Lewis Hamilton says he is 'definitely not fast any more' after latest qualifying disappointment - BBC Sport bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1…