Ian Crawford

...is anyone still on X? Worried about Cutlery Safety? Tomorrow I return to the venue where it all began! I have performed previously at the Bear Tavern with Frank Sidebottom, Spiderman's dad (Dominic H), Ardal O'Hanlon and Reg D! Tomorrow I am with some more legends of comedy!

@penfolduk01 Haha good to have that clarified - you were in danger of stirring up some misinformation but you saved it! Stay safe 👍⚠️🍴

@SpoonSense Oops! Had a complete brain fart there. Whilst Cerys did do History of Road Signs, the spoon was from Caitriona Dowden's hour. We were supposed to play spoons to accompany her harp. But she only had the budget for one spoon for each audience member No spoon sense safety training

@SpoonSense From Cerys Bradley's session on the History of Road Signs at the LCF yesterday.

@penfolduk01 History of Road Signs sounds good - I assume this was the spoon in the road - before the fork in the road!? Cheers 🍴⚠️

Take care with that fork, I'm coming to York. Friargate Theatre, 19th Feb ⚠️🍴 ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/york/…

Mad Ron’s Character Comedy Carnage: Mad Ron, Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford, Satan & MC Gwen! 11 Jan 7pm, Cherry Reds #Birmingham Tickets £7.50 plus booking fee: eventbrite.co.uk/e/mad-rons-cha…

My manager Jim started a Substack! You can subscribe to it here jayjayuk.substack.com/subscribe?para… I wouldn't bother it is about Bus Stops and not Cutlery!!

I am carefully spreading cutlery safety at the #Colchester Fringe this weekend on 25th & 26th Oct. see here for info and tickets: colchester.ssboxoffice.com/events/acciden… 😎⚠️🍴

@fesshole Guinness should clean them all and paint a faint shamrock on top so it looks like the top of a pint of the black stuff! They sponsor everything else 👍

As an Irish man living in England, I've loved seeing the roundabouts near me painted with a George's cross. It gives me a few seconds of pure joy driving straight over the top of it.

Staying safe at the Fringe - deadly serious advice from cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford comedy.co.uk/fringe/2025/fe… via @BritishComedy

@wsavage_dcfc According to our records you still haven't done your cutlery safety training - sign up! 🍴⚠️😎 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…

Anyone got any good recommendations for the Edinburgh fringe next week?

First Edinburgh had to host Oasis & now Sheila from the office has only gone and accidentally booked me to deliver 7 cutlery training workshops during the Edinburgh Fringe! Catch me @ParadiseGreenUK 1:10pm August 18-24th edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…

Top up your cutlery safety training August 18 to 24 ⚠️🍴 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-… Ideal for those looking for week 3 Edinburgh Fringe recommendations #edfringe

I will be safely spreading deadly serious cutlery safety advice @durhamfringe this weekend (Sat 26th & Sun 27th) durhamfringe.co.uk/events/acciden… #durham #staysafe 🍴⚠️

"I wrote the first draft over a few days and did a pre-preview preview in my sitting room in July '23." @TheLastBantam's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4SU @SpoonSense @mooseface42 @3dumbtheatre @GreensideVenue #EdFringe #WW1 #TheGreatWar #GreatWar #FirstWorldWar

@GetYourCoatsOn @TheLastBantam @Mooseface42 @3dumbtheatre @GreensideVenue Thanks for sharing and for giving my show a shout out! Break a leg & see you in Edinburgh 🍴⚠️😎

Deadly serious cutlery safety briefing > Tonight 6pm at Bush Fest B64 5EA and next Thursday 7:30pm at Fletchers York Road part of Kings Heath Comedy: khcomedyfest.com/thursday

Thanks to Lucy Foley @HarperCollinsUK and @Waterstones for raising the profile of the Fork in The Midnight Feast this summer ⚠️🍴#staysafe

@With1V @scottbcomedyuk @HelenLederer @thechamppod @ShappiKhorsandi @realObonjo @tiffstevenson @SlatteryLive @TomMayhew @Adelecliff See you there - some tickets still available for my show on Saturday 7th June at 7pm rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/events/acciden…

The Rik Mayall Comedy Festival in Droitwich. 31st May - 7th June. Acts include @scottbcomedyuk @HelenLederer @SpoonSense @thechamppod Greg Davies @ShappiKhorsandi @realObonjo @tiffstevenson and so many more. Full details here. rmcf2025.ezihost.net

@fesshole He sounds absolutely cheddar gorgeous

Fallen in love with my best friends husband. He's a lovely guy generally but the clincher was the way he perfectly folded over an opened packet of cheese to preserve the remaining cheese correctly.

@send2gl @fesshole @BenedictMPWhite ...and that one in Harry Potter!

@fesshole @BenedictMPWhite Something magical about trains, even electric ones.

I take my son to the train station for hours to watch trains pass by. He loves it and I get emotional because it's where my grandparents would bring me 30 plus years ago