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@its_The_Dr @crogers_htown if you laugh you’re a terrible person

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@PortersBurgh Never even heard of the Fearsome Foursome

The WHAT?!

@Bernstein Your full of shit no it wasn’t. Everyone knew he worked his ass off to get into great shape. Just a blatant lie

Again: 41 year old guy here. At the time Troy came out, Pitt’s casting and performance were considered a movie-ruining disaster.

@BernieSanders You know the state just paid 4 BILLION to cover that he didn’t do shit he even fucked over the pension program it’s not true at all

Congratulations to Mayor Mamdani. He inherited a huge budget deficit, brought it down to zero, and still invested in childcare, housing and city infrastructure. When municipal governments stand with working families, not billionaires, there is nothing they cannot accomplish.

@NYCMayor Worry about New York and how much bail out funding the governor can give you so you can keep lying like you’ve done something You grifting ass Muslim

Inflation is at a three-year high. Everything costs more — groceries, gas, healthcare, a plane ticket. The math is simple. Every American dollar spent overseas on war is a dollar that could’ve been spent here at home to pay for a dignified life. It's time we change the equation.

@stoolpresidente Yea except MJ was 35 when he won his last title so…… again you’re a fucking idiot

I’ve never been the biggest Lebron fan but anybody saying his career as a Laker so far hasn’t been a major flop is doing a disservice to LeBron. Obviously we’re not counting the micky mouse And 1 Bubble tournament as a real title. So we’re judging him on just his ability to make the playoffs for a cup of coffee? To never be a real threat? Meanwhile MJ and Russell were winning titles at his age not just being cannon fodder for their opponents. So out of respect for LeBron and his legacy I refuse to describe his time in LA as anything other than a complete and utter failure. After all this was his longest consecutive tenure with any team and he didn’t win a title. He’s basically Clyde Drexler or Karl Malone Great players in their own right that never won. LeBron doesn’t even make the roster of all time Laker greats. It’s an insult to his legacy and the legacy of a top 5 player of all time to say his tenure in LA was successful. Although I suppose if he truly was a top 5 all time player would have probably won in LA right? Hmm. Tough to wrap my brain around it.

@luisjgomez Keep that same energy if a family member of yours gets murdered publicly Keep that same energy

Charlie Kirk is fair game. George Floyd is fair game. Abortion, 9/11, Israel, black, white, gay, straight. It’s all fair game in comedy.

@xevekiah May the lord forgive you. What a waste of Gods gift of life. May the lord have mercy on your soul

My abortion is the kind people love to judge the most. I wasn’t underage, I wasn’t assaulted, and there was no medical emergency. I got pregnant because I knowingly had unprotected sex, no accident, no rare failure, just my own choices. By their standards, it was “irresponsible.” I knew abortion was an option, and I took it. Not because I couldn’t survive it or raise a child, I simply didn’t want one. I wanted sex without becoming a parent, and I chose not to carry the pregnancy. There’s no redemption arc here. I don’t regret it. Nothing terrible happened to me afterward, no punishment, no downfall. My life is still good. And that reality alone challenges everything people like to assume about women who make this choice.

@crogers_htown @RosewaterCL We just drove past it coming home from my Daughters Theater Awards show. Y’all have a wonderful date night!

@Starboyz2011 @RosewaterCL We were legit just talking about yall. Wife thought y’all were in Baytown and then when I corrected her she was like “omg. They’re at bayoaks. I’m an idiot”

Date night at one of our favorite watering holes. @RosewaterCL Best spicy hummus on the planet… and yes… we get extra pita. Lol

@herenow127 @PatMcAfeeShow @PKSubban1 What a clown you are

@PatMcAfeeShow @PKSubban1 Please change the headline to funds raised. In 2019 he charge people 2500 to go for a bike ride with him and raised 350K. A lot different than donating it

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @PKSubban1

@crogers_htown @ChickenNPickle No. I’ve read the book though it’s wonderful.

@Starboyz2011 @ChickenNPickle They have too many options now. We’ve forced it on them in the past 2 years. Have y’all seen project Hail Mary in the theatre yet?

For Mothers Day… Wife pulled the kids out of school, I left work early and we hit up some @ChickenNPickle for our first time. Pickle ball is awesome. Fam Now we’re doing Korean BBQ (our fave) before going to house. Might make them watch a movie with us which they hate. Lol

@Fenrirtheicewo1 Yea he ruined this whole movie

You want me to believe this malnourished freak is supposed to be Achilles.... Achilles the Greek and Roman embodiment of masculine human perfection...? FUCK OFF Christopher Nolan, Fuck right off.

@DannyPhantom24 Dude move on what a weirdo

The Cowboys' defense over the past six years... The year before Micah = historically bad With Micah = great! With Micah = great! With Micah = great! Micah hurt = not great The year after Micah = historically bad Never, ever, ever, ever suggest he's not a great player.

@FootballCravee No he’s not you’re just a rage baiting shithead

Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson has planted his flag on the Mike Vrabel-Dianna Russini affair. Vrabel is now expected to step down prior to training camp.

@Tpars_boii Look how rent free Dallas lives and all the Parsons boys heads. Your brother fucked up you know it he knows it. Good luck in cold ass Wisconsin you fake bitch.

In the last 10 years Dallas has made the playoffs 5 times lmfao and 3 of those times was with a healthy Micah parsons BTW

@AfeefNess @mattxiv What a complete bullshit fabricated story that could seriously get people killed You’re a fool

Hi Dave. I am a gay kid who went to gaza. Went for 9 weeks to do humanitarian work in 2025 with a medical organization. My life was threatened by Israeli bombs. Gazans knew I was gay. You’re full of shit. Cc: @mattxiv

@theralkia He’s not Dead he’s sick from Psych meds related issues

Jordan Peterson was too good for this sick world. A fallen angel

Here is a thread of each of the UFO videos released today by the Department of War.