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@BFW I think the author of this might be suffering from an undiagnosed mental disorder. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

I really think this is in the running for the most batshit crazy thing a mainstream sportswriter has ever written. Like how did she even get there in her mind?

@ByTaylorL 24/7/365

Is there still chatter out there?

@IndySports There are levels to this shit! I don't actually know what that is supposed to mean exactly, but most Bama fans spout this line every other tweet, so it must be an elite comeback.

I think you’re new 😂

@MicahBeckwith @IndianaUniv Yet when they are winning football games you have no problem attaching yourself to IU. You sir, are the least effective LG in the history of Indiana. Congratulations on this accomplishment in such a short time in office!

Indiana University better fire this professor immediately or else the state legislature should immediately pull ALL PUBLIC FUNDING from this school! This is why public education is failing and not well respected anymore. @IndianaUniv

@TopTierAlabama @BabysitterBari Are you really that dense? Cignetti acquired talent for your idol Saban.

@BabysitterBari What would yall know about acquiring elite talent?

Except the way that Indiana is acquiring elite talent is completely legal.

@DomoReacts Face the music, Jethro; you are a declining superpower.

Indiana fans doing allat popping in my mentions just to go 9-3… we’ll talk when the games get here

@4ever_lsu @SWiltfong_ Something tells me while your coach is at hot yoga chasing 20 something tail, Cig is in his office watching film and evaluating talent. Let's see who wins more games next year.

@SWiltfong_ A 5⭐️ plus committing to a flash-in-the-pan program with a football history that's not exactly glorious except last year ... ok, cool

BREAKING: Indianapolis Lawrence North 5-star WR Monshun Sales commits to Indiana. “Coach Cignetti has built a winning program and I can’t wait to be a part of it.” More in the story below.

We just scored again

@ChrisDavis19389 @ByPatForde @AndyStaples @AriWasserman @NicoleAuerbach @slmandel More SEC gauntlet talk. Blah, blah, blah…

@ByPatForde Great coach, however their non conference schedule is embarrassingly bad. The media is too afraid to call Cignetti out on it. @AndyStaples @AriWasserman @NicoleAuerbach @slmandel

Responses to this indicate that some fan bases are still really struggling with Indiana’s rise.

@hayleycaronia @AGToddRokita Bravo! 10/10

What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?

@hoosiercommish @DylanSinn He moved the program forward and represented IU well. He has my respect!

@DylanSinn I need to be nicer to Tom Allen lol

It really did take a wild confluence of events to keep Omar in Bloomington through the transition and build the path for Monshun.

@JuniorRushing @Hoosier_Review Who will stay in the HC role longer, Cignetti and IU or DeBoer at Alabama? You whiners will be crying for a new HC before Cig retires at IU. That’s my bet.

@Hoosier_Review When Cig leaves I will laugh particularly hard and you better hope you win at least one more natty before then!

Monshun Sales is an Indiana Hoosier #iufb The haters can keep all the cope up: - Cig can't recruit - Cig won't stay at Indiana - Indiana bought their team - Mark Cuban is the only reason... - A bunch of 26 year olds beating up high schoolers - One year fluke never again The reality is everyone could attempt to do what Curt Cignetti and Indiana have done, but in essence they can't and they won't. Cig doesn't care about your feelings, your perception, or your ignorant attachment to the old ways of college football. He cares about winning and his blueprint and plan on getting getting there. All the haters and particularly Alabama fans can suck it

@3YearLetterman Those are essentially the same thing

I would rather light money on fire than purchase a “carbon offset” for a rental car

@ByPatForde Bama fans: IU is overrated.and cNt develop players, Sales will choose Bama. Also Bama fans: Sales is overrated, IU is drafting an untested talent.

Curt Cignetti beat everyone last year without a roster of five-star prospects. Today he got an Indiana five-star wide receiver, Monshun Sales, to stay home. Sales chose the Hoosiers over Ohio State, Texas, LSU, Alabama and others.

@zeeeee1320 @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @__1problem @CCignettiIU @MikeFerraraIU @CoachTSunseri @MylesS98 @greendotmade @wya_dada @TheOmarCooper IU can’t develop players. Everyone knows this. I mean look at Fernando Mendoza for example. I can’t even remember where he went in the NFL draft, can you?

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @__1problem @CCignettiIU @MikeFerraraIU @CoachTSunseri @MylesS98 @greendotmade @wya_dada @TheOmarCooper Choosing the worse school for money is insane, way to make what could have been a legendary career irrelevant

BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ WR Monshun Sales has Committed to Indiana, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’5 210 WR chose the Hoosiers over Alabama, Texas, LSU, and Ohio State Sales becomes the highest-ranked recruit to commit to Indiana in program history on3.com/rivals/monshun…

@cametoplaywith Do it!

I'm gonna wear GOOSE merch to PHISH this weekend, because wgaf.

@JVMonte2 Queen

Who was the headliner at your first concert?

@nathangotsch Not bad. What are cash on hand totals?

For those of you keeping score at home, here’s a breakdown of the official Q2 fundraising in the Indiana SOS race: Ballard: $722,944.41 Bayh: $557,972.98 Engling: $202,745.23 Shillings: $10,766.89

@ScottyChags It pays to wait

Perks of living by Wrigley 🙌 Just walked up to ticket window after 15 min wait and got 2 Noah Kahan GA PIT for $305 each. Currently going for $700+ each on secondary market 👀

@BuzzPatterson @Delta It's truly the worst thing about flying Delta.

Dear @Delta, I love your airline. I’m a retired DAL pilot and my wife is a former DAL FA. We’re also SkyMiles aficionados. Please fix the WiFi thing. Delta Sync is bad. Starlink is good. It’s very difficult to do business when flying on our jets. It’s too unreliable. Please change it. Signed, Buzz & Nichole Patterson.