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Lucas Stelling

@StellingLucas

Successful gold prospector.

New Jersey, USA Katılım Aralık 2023
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Nick Davidov
Nick Davidov@Nick_Davidov·
While my Tesla is in a shop (teenage fender benders), I thought oh cool maybe I can get myself a nice 911 or a Ferrari rental. I opened Turo and they’re like $4-5k per week. For a car that doesn’t even drive itself.
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Jones 1 🇺🇸
Jones 1 🇺🇸@Jones1·
My 2025 iPhone Air. Has More Degradation Than My Tesla CyberTruck. Why People Don’t Complain About Smartphone Batteries. Only About EV’s.
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Lucas Stelling
Lucas Stelling@StellingLucas·
@Nero The Diet Coke vs Coke Zero feud is basically a microcosm of feminism vs patrimony. I hope Coke Zero wins.
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CajunCybertruck
CajunCybertruck@CajunCybertruck·
My efficiency has been amazing this trip. Coming back from Destin and averaging 320-340wh/m. What everyone else averaging in their cybertruck?
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Lucas Stelling
Lucas Stelling@StellingLucas·
@beffjezos Agreed. You know this car has a pussy on control the moment you see it.
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Lucas Stelling
Lucas Stelling@StellingLucas·
@glenn_tunes Everyone who fought on the side of the Allies during WW2 was further to the right than Trump.
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Glenn Tunes
Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunes·
Here in Europe we consider Donald Trump the worst thing that has happened to the world since WW2 🤷
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Ramin Nasibov
Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov·
What is the most overrated tourist attraction in the world?
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𝓲𝓬𝓮
𝓲𝓬𝓮@be_like_ice·
Neurodivergent gang what’s a smell that instantly ruins your mood?
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cybercraft
cybercraft@swisspixelcraft·
Most will realize now that designing an icon from scratch isn’t that easy. Whether its a sports car or a pickup truck. Who did better?
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Jane
Jane@Janeisboring·
When is FSD going to do the opposite of Summon? Like drop me off at the door and go park itself?? @Tesla @elonmusk
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Canadian Tax Guy (Mohammed Al-khooly)
You can write-off your Tesla! This isn’t just for business owners, employees can also qualify. Let’s say you earn $200k. You buy a Tesla for $61k. Your new income is now $139k for tax. You save $30k in tax. And even better, you can possibly get back the GST/HST you paid!
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Lucas Stelling
Lucas Stelling@StellingLucas·
@SawyerMerritt 🤯I got mine last August by ordering from arriving inventory. Had it within a week. And Uncle Sam chipped in $7500. My how times have changed.
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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
The estimated delivery date for new Cybertruck Premium AWD orders in most areas of the U.S. has changed to August-September (from July-Aug before). Up to a 3-4 month wait.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Ticks cannot fly, they cannot jump, and they crawl slower than a snail. Yet, they somehow “outbreak” across thousands of miles of different states in the exact same week. They aren’t migrating through the woods; they are being delivered.
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Dustin Grage
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin·
I’m 35 now, which means I’m eligible to run for President. If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will ban bike lanes and deport all cyclists who ride with traffic in the roadway.
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Lucas Stelling
Lucas Stelling@StellingLucas·
@isaacrrr7 Can we just send them a bunch of silicone sex dolls from China and tell them they’ve “made it” so they will stop blowing people up?
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Isaac
Isaac@isaacrrr7·
Predicador islamista palestino: "Las vírgenes del Paraíso no tendrán menstruación, saliva, moco, orina ni excrementos. Los hombres musulmanes tendrán la fuerza sexual de 100 hombres. Tendremos varias esposas y esclavas sexuales en el Paraíso."
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