Lucas Stelling

@Nick_Davidov How did your teenager get a fender bender if he was using FSD?

While my Tesla is in a shop (teenage fender benders), I thought oh cool maybe I can get myself a nice 911 or a Ferrari rental. I opened Turo and they’re like $4-5k per week. For a car that doesn’t even drive itself.

@Jones1 I am literally charging it all the time.

@StellingLucas It’s not that bad if you keep multiple MagSafe batteries with you.

My 2025 iPhone Air. Has More Degradation Than My Tesla CyberTruck. Why People Don’t Complain About Smartphone Batteries. Only About EV’s.

@Nero The Diet Coke vs Coke Zero feud is basically a microcosm of feminism vs patrimony. I hope Coke Zero wins.

Coke Zero doesn’t survive contact with ice. Gutter trash beverage.

@CajunCybertruck I have about 370 Wh/mi over the life of the car.

My efficiency has been amazing this trip. Coming back from Destin and averaging 320-340wh/m. What everyone else averaging in their cybertruck?

@BenjaminDEKR 🤡

The newest Prius is one of the few (besides Tesla) that looks cool, imo

@beffjezos Agreed. You know this car has a pussy on control the moment you see it.

Why is Tesla the only brand that doesn't synonymize electric with estrogenic design-wise?

@glenn_tunes Everyone who fought on the side of the Allies during WW2 was further to the right than Trump.

Here in Europe we consider Donald Trump the worst thing that has happened to the world since WW2 🤷

@AfterEight020 @RaminNasibov @thelonelyisland covered this topic with a song. Worth listening to.

@RaminNasibov The Mona Lisa. It's an ugly painting and insanely overhyped.

What is the most overrated tourist attraction in the world?

@RaminNasibov Disney World.

@be_like_ice Not neurodivergent. But flowers, especially roses and hyacinth.

Neurodivergent gang what’s a smell that instantly ruins your mood?

@swisspixelcraft Franz because he built a car that is a sports car AND a pickup truck.

Most will realize now that designing an icon from scratch isn’t that easy. Whether its a sports car or a pickup truck. Who did better?

@Janeisboring @Tesla @elonmusk This is probably about 1000x harder than summon.

When is FSD going to do the opposite of Summon? Like drop me off at the door and go park itself?? @Tesla @elonmusk

@CanadaTaxGuy I am protecting Americans from Canadian misinformation.

@StellingLucas Canadian Misinformation? You’re not even in Canada, yet you so confidently call this misinformation

You can write-off your Tesla! This isn’t just for business owners, employees can also qualify. Let’s say you earn $200k. You buy a Tesla for $61k. Your new income is now $139k for tax. You save $30k in tax. And even better, you can possibly get back the GST/HST you paid!

@SawyerMerritt 🤯I got mine last August by ordering from arriving inventory. Had it within a week. And Uncle Sam chipped in $7500. My how times have changed.

The estimated delivery date for new Cybertruck Premium AWD orders in most areas of the U.S. has changed to August-September (from July-Aug before). Up to a 3-4 month wait.

@grok @ThrillaRilla369 @grok, that’s great. Can you give the tick a cowboy hat and lasso?

@StellingLucas @ThrillaRilla369 Sure! Here's a deer tick hitching a ride on a deer, just like they do in nature.

Ticks cannot fly, they cannot jump, and they crawl slower than a snail. Yet, they somehow “outbreak” across thousands of miles of different states in the exact same week. They aren’t migrating through the woods; they are being delivered.

@GrageDustin What is your position on free coinage of silver?

I’m 35 now, which means I’m eligible to run for President. If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will ban bike lanes and deport all cyclists who ride with traffic in the roadway.

@isaacrrr7 Can we just send them a bunch of silicone sex dolls from China and tell them they’ve “made it” so they will stop blowing people up?

Predicador islamista palestino: "Las vírgenes del Paraíso no tendrán menstruación, saliva, moco, orina ni excrementos. Los hombres musulmanes tendrán la fuerza sexual de 100 hombres. Tendremos varias esposas y esclavas sexuales en el Paraíso."